BIG FUCKING TRUMP LAWYERS NEWS CONFERENCE HAPPENING!! #3

>Mickey Mouse
>My Cousin Vinny
I LOVE THIS FUCKING TIMELINE

Anybody else except Jewliani and I could believe something

>WE GOT ALL DIS EVIDENCE
>losing 30 - 1 in court

Rudy is showing the evidence right now
You will never be a woman

How are the captions on the screen before he says the words?

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So what’s the summary so far

SHILLS MALDING BELOW THIS POST

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Check out this evidence!

Trump won

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>my cousin vinny
Really Rudy?

the heat of the lights

WHAT'S THE FUCKING DISCOUNT CODE!

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TRUMP FKN WON

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i wanna SNIFF that blondes pooper

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Why is he so sweaty? Holy shit.

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Rudy giuliani is human embodiment of a trainwreck

Wow it’s literally nothing

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>is this the kraken
Sidney is going to speak after Rudy, so maybe?
So far it's just "We have testimony of things going wrong"

Shills come here to demoralize, but our grip is strong. Do not lose hope my fellow Trumpets.

HE'S FUCKING RIPPING INTO THEM LIKE THE PRINCIPAL TO A BUNCH OF NAUGHTY SCHOOL KIDS HOLY SHIT

GO RUDY

Shills are coping hard. Trump is gonna win.

GET TO THE POINT YOU OLD FUCK

This will be historic either way.

Literally nothing

Old sweaty grandpa says he has evidence, but he can't show it for privacy reasons

JUST TELL ME IF I SHOULD PUT A CHEEKY BET ON TRUMP

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Covid is right, everyone over the age of 70 should die. Imagine if this country was literally just people under 74 in government, it would be amazing.

Lmaooooo cry harder

Probably a delay in case he has a stroke or gets shot.

hahaha cant give the proof out because it would threaten them. essentially ANONYMOUS SOURCES SAYS CHEATING, lol

>trump is putting this old has been in charge of things instead of sidney powell
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

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Hello, man. You will never be a woman.

No new info yet.
>Muh affidavits

SNIFF THE KRAKENING

An affidavit is hearsay (inadmissible evidence for most purposes) and is usually only used for preliminary hearings.

They have a delay in the stream dumbass specifically for that purpose

>So what’s the summary so far
Rudy is making the journalists dilate

My cousin vinny is not admissable as evidence in a case of voter fraud.

These fucking manlets

What's the next course of action? Trump TV? Trump party?

SHILLS POV

>SHILLS POV

SHILLS POV

>SHILLS POV

youtube.com/watch?v=32Hp1LW08Yc

That’s the fbi guy on right

>HURRRR REALLY RUDY???
Shut the fuck up. How are the watchers supposed to see whit from 20 feet away? It was a quick analogy that works.

RUDY20 at checkout!

Boom!
Explosive!

HOLY SHIT HE IS ACTUALLY PROVIDING PROOF
>HOLY SHIT HE IS ACTUALLY PROVIDING PROOF
HOLY SHIT HE IS ACTUALLY PROVIDING PROOF
>HOLY SHIT HE IS ACTUALLY PROVIDING PROOF
HOLY SHIT HE IS ACTUALLY PROVIDING PROOF
>HOLY SHIT HE IS ACTUALLY PROVIDING PROOF

They're going over specific affidavits in various states where there was fraud and Rudy is slapping around the media while doing it.

Pretty comfy.

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DONT STAB YOUR EYE OUT ON THAT LITTLE MIC ARM RUDY. JESUS CHRIST BE CAREFUL UP THERE

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*ahem*
FUCK WHAT YOU'RE SAYING!
WE HAVE THE EVIDENCE!
WE HAVE THE AFFIDAVETS!
FUCK BIDEN AND FUCK VOTER FRAUD!

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YA SEE MY COUSIN VINNY SAW DIS MOVIE ONE TIME. IT IS CIRCUMSANTIAL BUT WHEN 9/11 HAPPENED THE AMERICAN PEOPLE KNEW THE TRUTH
*wipes a tidal wave of sweat off his head*
YOU SEE WE HAVE SO MUCH EVIDENCE, IT IS IN THE BACK HERE AND I CAN'T SHOW YOU YET

BUT, IF YOU USE THE COUPON CODE HACKFRAUD AT BLACKED.NET YOU CAN GET 20% OFF AND SEE THE FRAUD TAKE PLACE

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>My cousin vinny is my favorite movie
>she thought he was holding 3 fingers
She thought he held FOUR fingers in the movie.

Arrest that crook

>still nothing
holy
fucking
shit

>assigned to voting duties
does the US force random people to count votes?

They literally just started talking you people have nigger brains HOLY FUCKING CHRIST I can’t stand you impatient retarded nigger brained toddlers

>it's literally nothing
If Trump pays Rudy even a single cent he's already getting ripped off.

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>we got evidence
>WE CANT SHOW YOU CAUSE REASONS

TOP KEK
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ALL THE AFFADAVITS

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Sidney has been getting A LOT more publicity in the past week. I think the hand off is coming soon.

but when you do lose hope on inauguration day please remember to eat lead for breakfast.

What does this facial expression convey, bros?

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VINNYPILLED

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Trump is incompetent. Always has been. Can't wait for Trumpism without Trump.

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Who cares about his media grandstanding? That's all this has-been does before embarassing himself and Trump in court.

tiny room, lots of people, direct lighting, busting open fraudulent elections. lots of reasons

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shills on suicide watch

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>why is a man named rudy GIULIANI sweaty

that look.

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You mean the proof that has won them so many cases so far?

???

we are basically being forced to do it too

Public evidence!

Kek

Comfy

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WINNING BIGLY

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It's literally over bros. There is no path forward. Biden will become the president.

OK when is the cigar commercial?

>1-30
>1
HOLD IT!
nypost.com/2020/11/17/pennsylvania-supreme-court-reverses-ruling-in-election-observers-case/
>whoops
>0-31

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>It's ogre isn't it?

So embarrassing! I can’t watch! I CAN’T WATCH! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Holy fuck I’m blushing!

>affidavits
>evidence

the absolute state of trumptards

PRAY PRAY PRAY PRAY PRAY PRAY PRAY PRAY PRAY PRAY PRAY PRAY PRAY PRAY PRAY PRAY PRAY PRAY PRAY PRAY PRAY PRAY PRAY PRAY PRAY PRAY PRAY PRAY

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All the actual lawyers want pay up-front, and Trump has no money.

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Complete confidence and desire for the d

volunteers aren't forced

Rudy is arguing a compelling and charismatic case to the American people. His use of humor and simple real person logic will hit home

>She'll testify that she helped retarded niggers vote democrat.

Any more paid recommendations for cigars?

All shills have is "it's nothing" while the Trump campaign literally presents a mountain of evidence and sworn witnesses. Meltdown

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So no new evidence. Nice Kraken you got here Rudy

trannies ITT need to dilate their earholes
he just showed evidence

Aayyye Vinny

>smugfu showing a bit of cleavage

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Did I miss anything

It's a voulenteer job

what the fuck is he saying
>?????? - it's italian for stupid

>They literally just started talking
You open with your best evidence, you dumbass.
You don't bury the lede.

Now Rudy's doing jokes about the Eagles
This shit is over, and Rudy knows it.

Congratulations President Biden.

SNIFF THIS KRAKENING

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the joy of knowing a whole nation wants to drench her in cum

>get fucked Eagles fans

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You will NEVER be a woman

They should hold press conferences where Trump and Rudy just verbally abuse the media. I'd watch it even if there was no other purpose.

They've been dropping cases because they've been getting what they wanted anyway.

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> this brings us to today's sponsor Arnold André Cigars, maker of fine cigars since 1867

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This

>Estonia

do you think she does things to rudy?

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Silky smooth

RUDY WILL NEVER BE A WOMAN

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Nothningburger into the making

>Rudy is arguing a compelling and charismatic case to the American people. His use of humor and simple real person logic will hit home
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>case to the American people
The election is passed. The only people, THE ONLY PEOPLE that need to be convinced are the judges. Rudy is stupid and so are you

>presents a mountain of evidence

the kind of evidence that hasn't triggered any criminal investigation by the FBI and the same kind of evidence that, as of date, has had zero effect? whoa

Umm my nigga, people have already had death threats in Michigan for speaking out against the fraudulent stuff there. Its a real thing.

bases 9-0 poster

this, he's actually knocking it out of the fucking park right now.

STUNAD
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so theres literally no new evidence?

EAGLES BTFO

WENTZ IS A BUST

She's got some Republican nigger's freshly harvested cum all squishing up in her panties.

What kind of evidence are you expecting to get in a voter fraud case? Fingerprints? Autopsy?

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I’ve never been so turned on by the court of law

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>cousin vinny