EVERY. SINGLE. POSTER here has a designated glowie that shadows them in every thread they post in

A guardian glowie for every user. That's beautiful, man

>*raises hand*
>"hey glowie, you want to suck my dick"

this is the final redpill; the most difficult one to swallow

I-i-i-i ho-o-oope my isn't a g-g-g-GIRL.

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I don't envy that guy
>t BLUUUH poster

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Wow, very cool! I hope they've enjoyed my sneedposting!

I do have to hand it to them, at least they don't do it for free.

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Designated glowie has a nice ring to it. I hope mine is a good looking asian girl.

This pretty much.
Hey nigger glowie, if you talked to me I’d prolly think ur cute too

You have internet there?

It's funny because I know who he is and when the killing starts I'm going for his family.

i know, i feel so bad for mine desu

Mine is a drunk ATF agent. Clean yourself up, Phil. You won’t ever get my guns man.

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I wonder if mine is good at chess?

Mr. Glownigger, I have no friends. Want to get together and take a couple dozen shots of whiskey with me?

checked

Nice.
Hi mr BND man, I hope you have a nice Christmas.

Imagine how many slowly get redpilled fren
Mine just IP range banned me yesterday and here I am again :D

this is the easiest one KEK

I like to imagine my glowie is a slightly overweight balding guy that has an equally disgusting wife and a few daughters. Deep down he wants to believe that what he's doing is for the greater good, but he's slowly realizing that he's on the wrong side of history and he's starting to see the curtain being pulled down. He finds himself agreeing with me more and more. He starts resenting his horrid shrill wife and feels like he missed out on a life that could have and should have been. He's started preparing, but snaps out of it occassionally when he sees his smiling daughters. But he sees what's going on in their schools. What the kikes are teaching his kids, that most of their classmates are brown or black and that when he grew up he never remembered it being like that. He knows they're in danger. Now he's really starting to formulate a plan. He needs to secure an existence for his white children.

checked, can someone reference that recent webm of the hot female drill instructor?

Mine’s a redhead honeypot

My glowie has a habit of consistently vanishing chink posts/posters that I reply to.

Is that a good sign?

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They definitely think I'm retarded. I'll be fine

I hope they know I'm a harmless old lady that bakes cookies and loves her grandchildren.

That's comforting, hi fren

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>worrying about if our designated glowie finds us cute or not
weve really come full circle havent we, they must fucking hate coming here so much now

I don’t. He should have known what he was getting into.

BRRT BRRT BRRT BRRT DA DRDLE DRRT

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Govt or private?

I hope my glownigger is having a great holiday season, and I hope that that I can help radicalize them a little bit every day.

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Seriously? What a waste of fucking time. Dear Glowies: Give it up. You're traitors to your nations and humanity itself. Truth always wins.

hey Adam, how are ypu doing? Still gay while in Trumps CIA?

Don’t care. Chud won. Q more weeks.

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I always wanted a stalker. Will they run errands and shit for me?

Yeah especially for leafs, all you people do is shitpost.

Really? So I’m not ronery? What’s the rules on fraternization? Does my designated glowie want to play escape from tarkov with me later?

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an unfathomable amount of BBC porn? you think my glowie even knew what he was getting into? no one saw that coming user

niggers suck my nuts

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Can confirm

What a shit job. Probably pays like shit too.

Oh yeah and he's definitely going to kill his disgusting wife after he finds her cheating on him.

>EVERY. SINGLE. POSTER here has a designated glowie
I don’t

And that glowie's name? Their conscience.

I just hope mine will give me a heads up if someone's about to hurt me. Merry Christmas CSISfren, I want separatism so we can both be stronger nations. East and West.

Shariablue
Israel
Summerfags
>you need to go back

Its true. I chat with my glowie regularly, sometimes play vidya with him. Hes pretty chill and he just has a job to do.

Imagine being involved in governments and alphabet agencies so morally fucking questionable that you have to monitor the population at large for what can only be described as justified signs of dissent. Wake the fuck up my guardian glownigger, you are the problem.

As of November 2020, Zig Forums receives more than 20 million unique monthly visitors, with more than 900,000 posts made daily.

Riiiiiight

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Noice. Hey glowy fag, thanks for watching. Like, subscribe and cunt fist!

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Mine's name is Bill, he's a pretty cool guy.

>no slowly getting red pilled internet stalker gf why live

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Thanks, you too user.

They exist just to waste money and gold brick while the pedos and riggers run rampant.

>in America we can tell the gestapo to fuck off and not get the shit beaten out of us in a basement somewhere
The patriot act was literally made to do exactly that, user.

They're all pussies. Sitting at their desk stalking people for a paycheck. Come see me when anarchy is happening and we'll see who's the bigger man.

Lot of us come here hoping to land a reasonably decent-paying Glowjob for all of our hard investigative services.

Fuck yeah Boi, if they don't I will!

I posted CP earlier today in hope Ill get b& and nothing happened...now I wasted all day shitposting here because jannies and glowies dont do their job.

If you think 4 chan is anything more than a punching bag for ugly fat dudes that can't get laid -- there's been some serious gaps in your education. It is fun though. Just don't think your words are worth anything or the content you post.

I remember I had a shirt back in 1991 that read

>I TRUSTED THE GOVERNMENT NOW I GLOW IN THE DARK

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What's the point of having a job making money if the entire country is shit?

I hope they have as much fun on here as I do.

dont get on the ships and dont chat with your glowie

Yeah, you're fat as fuck with shitty teeth

I know mine loves me because I am so funny unless he is my jewish landlord who fears the indoor refuse processor.

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Didn't that just expire?

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mine starts autosaging every other thread I post in whenever I post

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yo that game looks so shitty i think my computer could actually handle it, i would also play

I know.
Mine is called Kurt.
Fuck you, Kurt, you can't do shit to me down here in urgay. I'm gonna play Minecraft all I want.

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To my glowie:
I hope you realize the loved you have and their children they have are going to live in pure hell thanks to your actions. Good job guys. You did it.

This is not news

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Think his name is Patrick, you're a faggot by the way Patrick. He seems cool

I wish, being fat need money, we dont have supersized sugar loaded meals here, you have to cook shit yourself, not easy to be fat.

Probably but I secretly hope he looks like an Elite KSK guy

Nice trips but the thing about my glowie is that he's a HUGE. FUCKING. FAGGOT.
Won't do shit because he needs me to stay in this world and suffer.
He needs me to suffer by watching while he betrays his nation and people in every way imaginable. And finally as we stand on the brink of the abyss his final act of torment will be to tongue my anus as was recorded in prophecy so long ago. In fact if he has read this far then his mother will die in her sleep unless he responds with a simple declaration of sneed.

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Trump was the first not to extend it. Biden isn't trump though.

Cool. I do have a fren.

LIES
I DON'T BELIEVE IT

I ain't getting on no fucking ships but the glowie is chill. Idgaf. I'm innocent and they're wasting their money paying this dude to chill with me

My glowie, do you look like this??????

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I'm not alone on

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Nope, I post on a TPW P4-15-NB, it is glowie proof.

DOUBT
how fucking bored do you think the glowies are? why would they give a fuck about your shitposts unless its about something serious you intend to do IRL

there's only there people here, op
me, you and the other guy
i worry about the other guy

Do they have nothing better to do with their time than to spy on a dude who rarely gets online in this past year?

They probably have nicknames for the more prolific shitposters.

Hey glowie bro
Merry christmas
I hope you and your family have a happy New Year
Consider this pic you christmas card

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That's way too many glowniggers tbf
more of us than there are of them
they probably have an automated system

I'm slowly redpilling my glowie until they join my side and realize:
Trump Won
Earth is flat
Space is fake
Vaccine gives you super-AIDS
History is headcannon
I'm not a virgin, it's just that every time I had sex has been memory-holed
Tank controls are the best controls
Sam Raimi not continuing Spiderman killed the movie business
Nash was raped in '92
And anti-smoking campaigns have the same purpose as COVID lockdowns

Lurk moar faggot real people can be 1 post by this id

Anyone who says "glowie" is a glow nigger.

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If they waddle like CIA nigger ducks, and they quack like CIA nigger ducks, then what are they?

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Sounds unconstitutional but is the glowie aware of the JIDF who post fornication propaganda?