What are some Vidya annoying childhood Friend for zoomers

>Mom said I could
>I get to go first!
>My turn!!!
>I'm the guest so I'm always right!!
>Stealing games and playing dumb when caught redhanded
>Breaks your controller and blames it on you
What else could be added to the "that kid" list.

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Based Dad

chances are she was molested, either way she did all that crap for attention

>move to another country
>get a knock on the door a month later

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LE ZOOMER!!!! I AM BOOMER!!!! NO ZOOM ZOOM ZOOMIES ZOOMER GOING ZOOMIES

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Long time. The hole was in the wall

Is this an argument over who comes first?

o-ohh. well shit I hope not. I remember her being a cute kid. maybe I'll stop by that house one day.
were people playing as master hand through mods or am I thinking of 64 or was that not a thing?

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>tiny as fuck gif
>is 3.46mb
Yikes

There's a bitcoin miner in there, don't open.

>Playing smash at my friends house, as a joke make my name "N1gr0".
>A few days later hes playing smash with his mom and nephew and they see the name list with my addition in it.
I felt bad about it but it is still pretty funny.

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No the kid always wants to go first so he uses both reasons depending on where he is

lol

This, anyone wanna join my 'cord that's how the kids are saying it.

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>annoying childhood friend for zoomers
not really a childhood friend but it's best friend's childhood friend who he tried to bring him into our friend group a year ago. Let's best friend's childhood friend 'Bob'.
So there's Me, Best Friend, and Bob
>play online game with a lot to do in it
>have to do what Bob wants otherwise he'll get cunty and not play
>shit bob wants to do is usually boring as fuck
>like hour long anti-fun grinds so bob can get a shitty cosmetics nobody but him wants
>I'm fine with bob leaving but best friend isn't
>'it's ok user after this we'll do what you wanna later'
>do stuff anyway because I wanna hang out with best bro
>best friend try to enjoy ourselves by talking because that's what you do in a 3 man
>by the time we're done everyone's tired or wants to take a long break because were doing shit for more than an hour
>'it's ok user we'll do what you want tomorrow'
>anytime we do what best friend or I wants he'll mute himself and watch youtube on his own half the time anyway
>back and forth for months
>steam brings out that swanky neat remote play together thing
>try it out with best bro in a couple party games
>hey this is awesome
>bob comes online and joins voice
>'wtf are you guys doing?'
>send him an invite
>'I don't know what this is so I'm not joining'
>explain what remote play is
>he likes the idea and we invite him to the party game
>bob doesn't want to play this game
>well alright bob what do you want to play instead?
>bob launches some xbox port from 2002 we've never heard of
>sends us invites
>game's singleplayer until half an hour in at which point it's only 2 player
>when there's 3 of us wanting to do shit
>bob insists the game's good but is boring as fuck
>never tried remote play with him again
1/2

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fpbp lock the thread

>friends
>ever

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2/2
>bob hadn't played Left 4 Dead and wants to understand the story
>aw hell yeah finally bob wants to play a game that isn't shit
>start playing
>have fun playing no mercy
>best friend and I are bouncing jokes off eachother
>bob jokes every now and then
>having a good time
>by dead air bob is mostly silent just trying to finish each campaign
>best friend and I know what he's doing
>he's going to try to use Left 4 Dead as 'blackmail' on us later
>dude's gonna go 'but I played through all of Left 4 Dead with you guys so you HAVE to play my game now' after we finish all the campaigns
>we just fucking know it
>bob doesn't wanna install any modded campaigns at all
>but he wanted to play and understand the story so surely he would want to install the cut "Dam It" campaign
>bring up installing the Dam It mod when it becomes appropriate to when it starts
>bob IMMEDIATELY throws a shitfit for half an hour
>ends up muting me for a week
>wasn't even mad, I liked getting away from him
>play through dam it, the rest of the vanilla cmapaigns and a few modded campaigns with best friend and some randoms instead
>have a great time
>bob unmutes me at the end of the week
>wants to play l4d but makes it real cunty yelling at me saying he doesn;t wanna play with mods
>tell him best friend and I already did
>dude keeps raging
He's caught onto me justnot liking him, he's tried a couple times to 'sweeten me up' by buying games he's seen us play like Deep Rock Galactic and Borderlands 2. Issue is I genuinely do not want to play those games with him for fear of him ruining the game us. He's already ruined Half-Life with Synergy/Sven, Halo and Warframe.
Lately best friend and I have been fun playing Fallout 76, Bob has been leaving both of us messages every day being mad we're having fun in other games instead of helping him grind in mmos.
If you're reading this bob, fuck you dude. best friend if you're also reading this you know neither of us like bob.

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>not cutting ties as soon as you realize personalities aren't going to mix and you're not enjoying your time off
bad decisions make for good stories, but I'd recommend having an honest discussion with your friend about cutting bob. To quote reggie, if it's not fun, why bother?

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>got into an argument with a kid in second grade
>goes around and tells everyone that I shit-talked them (I didn't)
>nobody except a few people wanted to hang out with me and if it wasn't for my best friend asking me why I bad-mouthed them I wouldn't have even known
>nobody visited except on birthdays when I invited classmates
>visited nobody
>but at least could talk about vidya a little with two friends and hanged around with my best friend who was also ostracized

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>Fallout 76

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>enjoying Soul Calibur 2/3/Budokai 2 /THUG with my best friend nearly every sunday after church
>Gets into arguments with yelling family members during the process, nearly every sunday
>Always play the role of the referee when it happens

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did they have any tlc matches?

C'mon man, a life without friends is complete desolation.

>playing game with friend
>having a good time, joking and laughing
>about an hour in his attitude changes
>realise he started streaming
>no more fun jokes
>playing is boring

Nope but he had a WWE PS2 game & the Simpsons wrestling one.
Fun times.

>be me
>go to some annoying kids house
>bring my xbox 360
>put in saints row 2
>annoying faggot hounds me non-stop for a 'turn'
>put on the cheat that makes the character ragdoll everytime you press on of the triggers
>mfw when he actually starts screaming and crying at me

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>jumping on her trampoline

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>making friends with beta pussy kids they can exploit for their own gain

How was growing up with friends like?

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Knowing people over the age of 20 who still do this is a fucking pain. They're the ones who grow up to become DSP. Taking video games so fucking seriously, constantly bitching, even the slightest failure/death/taking damage annoys them, everything is the game's fault, raising their volume over toys. It's like the human incarnation of an incompetent Zig Forumstard.

As the saying goes, even shit on a stick is fun with friends.

Playing zombies and I had that one friend who would bitch and moan if he didnt get the wonder weapon.

If you know your best friend doesn't like Bob, why hasn't he cut him off? Why do you put up with him not cutting him off? Why do any of you put up with his shit? Quit being dumb and cut him off already, what is wrong with you 2?

>tfw all of the versions of this meme remind me of myself when I was younger
Lost a lot of friends over the years due to shit like this, but I learned.. eventually..

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>had a close chinese friend when i was quite young, would play SF2 on the snes and mario kart and all sorts of shit
>move away at age 9 (not too far, just another neighborhood in brooklyn
>he has grown into a full blown weeb
>we meet up in like our last year of High school at my house
>he has autistically played Street Fighter Alpha 3 and other games over the years
>I played quite a bit of SSF2 in my time, like on zbattle and really developed that, throughout highschool
>we play some SFA3, because of course that's what he wants to play, he dominates me something like 20-5
>im like "haha that wouldnt happen in SF2"
>he's like "yeah i'll rock your shit in that game too dawg"
>haha lets try; "pop in the ol' PS2 version that had SSF2 and SF3:3S on it."
>I completely dust him off with every character and allow him to pick my character
>just chips and crouching light light medium kicks, vega soma drop spam, whatever the fuck. good spacing; and all the right stuff
>he spergs; starts going full racism "white-a people cant win with honor, always use dirty tricksa, shame and dishonor on you and on your family"
>starts throwing chopsticks and steamed dumplings at me

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>it's another "le games are le toys" faggot
Good you leanred at least user, I have a friend who
>constantly talks loud over people
>thinks he's never wrong
>barely has any time for others
>tries desperately to get a gf by doing strange shit like laying in his housemates bed
>talks for hours about shit no one cares about
>lies constantly

Yes?

>>starts throwing chopsticks and steamed dumplings at me

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That is a shame, I used to do a lot of strange shit when I was younger but most of the time, I was just trying to cover up my insecurities.

Take that for what it is worth I suppose.

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>childhood Friend
what is that

>thinks he's never wrong
a friend of mine once said something along the likes of "it's so exhausting to be always right" kinda as a jab to a conversation we were having in a group. then I got to know him more and more until his behavior made me fucking lose it so I confronted him about this shit (more calmly than how I truly felt), turns out he truly did/does believe that he's always right and everyone else is wrong. and even though he "doesn't want to" he "naturally" looks down on all of his friends as idiots and to himself as a composed and collected genius.
how the fuck are these people made. he's 26.

>playing splitscreen with two other friends
>game A gives player 1 the full top half of the screen and players 2/3 get a quarter each on the bottom
>game B gives player 3 the full bottom half and players 1/2 get a quarter each on the top
>keep track of the controllers and always stealthily swap them between games to give myself the full half

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>friend tries to argue DMC 5 and MHW have the same engine

This story is so bizarre.

>how the fuck are these people made
Dunning–Kruger from not being verbally bitch slapped enough growing up
i've known plenty of people who've lived avoiding confrontation for so long that they become obnoxious as fuck to talk to

>Pass me your controller

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>beat friend at game
>gets mad
>beat him again
>gets even madder
>i say we should do something else
>he gets uppity just wants to win
>I let him win
>"you let me win didnt you"
My fucking god Logan grow up you wanker

I've had a long talk with Best Friend before, probably more than 1.
I really don't like Bob, I've already practically cut ties with him but he's ok sometimes. he goes through a lot of mood swings and shit.
Best Friend's reasoning for not cutting ties is that him and Bob used to be and still are childhood friends. Best Friend talked Bob out of suicide/depression before and I have no doubt by my own history with best friend that Bob has also talked him out of some shit.
Plus it's something they may have let on very early after I got introduced to Bob that they did some embarrassing things irl. Bob used to be a brony (he named his warframe pet after his OC) and I always suspected best friend of being a closeted gay. I would not be shocked if they did some butt stuff once.
I'm not here to ruin someone else's friendship. Best Friend's ties to Bob are none of my business but he frequently talks to me about how he wishes Bob wasn't such a faggot.
Unironically what said.
A game doesn't have to be good to still be fun. I had fun with Fallout 4 despite everything glaringly wrong with it.

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maybe hes the one that started corona out of spite, its all your fault bro

How about I pass a bullet through your medula oblogata?

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aight but let me lick your fingies first

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Trying too hard to be funny user.
None of that happened, did it?

Wtf is this sentence OP? ESL motherfuckers should never make threads

>Friends home
>falls asleep because I'm tired and the game was boring
>Wake up in the parents room
>never been here before and the door was locked
>Have a total melt down
>friend's mom walks in, calms me down by hugging me

And that's how I got my mommy fetish

All of it except for the last two bullets, and he actually sperged and said
>play a game that matters
He's still my friend and his name is Aric and we occasionally play online.
Does that help any?

>he and bob did butt stuff

Yikes. You sure you’re not the third wheel here?

zoomer too young to understand 2010 macro memes

The real question is; are they hot?

why do they always turn into massive weebs?
I swear to god they disappear for a year and they start cunnyposting on Zig Forums

when i was about 6 my (female) friend took me to the bathroom, sat down on the toilet, and peed in front of me.
Now I mostly jack off to pictures or videos of girls sitting on the toilet. Voyeurism is OK but I prefer the context to be that they know I'm watching and feel comfortable doing it around me.
I haven't seen her since we were both about 7.
I wonder what she would think if she found out what she did to me.

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She could have stepped on your dick or choked you but she had to go with a really shitty one

>taking turns by death/mission fail
>friend dies/fails
>"durr i get one more try and u get two tries when i die"
hate this shit just give me my controller faggonig

>should of
*have

>single player swap out on deaths
>he plays super slow like a little pussy scared to die
>his turns take for fucking ever

>>used to buy those game mags with demo disks back in highschool
>>one time bought a copy with a DVD. A fucking DVD with like 100 demos.
>>had a blast playing the demos multiple times over
>>a friend who was also into vidya asks to borrow the disk
>>was right before summer break but whatever, let him have the disk
>>summer break passes and I ask him for the disk
>>"oh that? I'll bring it over tomorrow"
>>spent a whole month pestering him for my fucking DVD
>>he finally returns it
>>it was just the empty case

What kind of faggy ass region are you from where everyone in school cares if someone shit talked about someone else? Normal people don't simply give a shit about something like that. Everyone shit talks everyone in normal schools. It's just bantz.

There are only two reasons people don't return games when asked. They either haven't even played it and want to avoid looking like an idiot when you ask them questions about the game, or they've lost/damaged the disc.

it was literally second grade, everyone was 9-10yo, bants come later

do you think she even remembers you?

>kids boots up Melee at his bday party
>"Haha I am a fucking GOD at Melee, nobody can beat me I am literally SO GOOD"
>i beat him
>"Haha wow you must do nothing all day except play this game, loser"

maybe

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this one is aids too but I'm a little guilty of it. not on purpose, i was always just way better than my friends because it's all i did so my turns ended up lasting way longer

>playing Street Fighter 4 with some bros back in high school
>doing winner stays on/loser passes controller
>end up playing until I get bored and quitting voluntarily
must have seemed like a dickhead lol

Nothingnwrong with being good. In our group it was fun trying to de throne this guy that was so good at Budokai 2.

This kid with Asperbergers once pissed on my 40 year old virgin dvd when I left it at his house.

Hahahaha fucking faggot.
Its like that old rule. Anyone worse than me is a scrub. Anyone better than me is a try hard.

Too bad user, you played melee 3 hours a day and he only played 2.

I'm 28. OPs sentence is just terrible English. It doesn't make any sense.

>what are some Vidya annoying childhood Friend for zoomers
this reads as if the bot that makes all those shitty repeat threads crapped out

Nah no one in my school at that age was a little bitch like that. No one cared if someone talked shit about someone.

kek
he was furious at the prophecy to come

This is 9gag tier humour. "OMG, he used negro, I can't even, I'm literally dying!".

A buddy of mine borrowed my dragons dogma dark arisen and laser burned it. Instead of telling me he bought the standard DD and put it in the case when he gave it back.

You're a good guy user, don't let this board tell you otherwise.

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>Move to a space station.
>hear knock on door a lightyear later

The omitted detail is that he was a faggot that no one really liked anyway.

>were people playing as master hand through mods or am I thinking of 64 or was that not a thing?
you could play as master hand in melee using a glitch

uh hello based department?

First kek from this thread. Thanks man.

>the kid that tried to steal yugioh cards or had some tantrum over losing that caused the teachers to banned yugioh in school

Fuck you Tyler, because of you trying to jack other kid's cards and getting into a fight for it, teachers banned Yugioh during recess.

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>not just going into a store and pulling all the foils in a pack then put them back while pretending to read a book
tyler was a brainlet

>Be the first kid in school with a beyblade
>Next day some jealous kid bought his own
>Fucker threw it into teachers face
>All forms of beys were bannedin school

I dont remember his name but fuck that guy, we had cool walls that had ramp connection so the entire hall was the arena.

>Friend introduced me to videogame
>Like it a lot
>Play it all week
>Next weekend he suggests we play it again
>Sounds fun
>Wipe the floor with him over and over
>We never play it again together
Repeat ad infinitum

>that kid that has make up some excuse why he lost
>my controller wasn't working properly
>something got in my eye
>I don't even play this game much

why can't people just say "hey, good game man" and end it like that, making excuses just makes you sound like a bitch

I'm a fan of taking this to the utmost ridiculous extreme to show how idiotic they're being, like saying, "because of earths gravity my stick went in the wrong direction"

to be fair 9gag humor is just childish (and sad), so it makes sense that a child's story would contain it

>Go over to friends house on the weekend for a day
>His family is pretty rich, has huge property, swimming pool, olympic sized trampoline, mini dirtbikes and all kinds of cool shit
>All he wants to do all fucking day is play Diablo 2 while I have to sit there and watch him.
>Complains when I ask if we could do something else for a while
>Tell him I can play diablo at home with him over the internet why am I even here
>"Just let me get one more level I'm almost at the boss"
>Never speak to him again because I'm so mad I spent 4 hours watching him play Diablo when I could have been doing so much other cool shit that I'd never get a chance to do again while I'm a kid.
Fuck you Brian you selfish cunt. I still like Diablo 2 though

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I'm glad this isnt real because if it was I'd be SEETHING ETERNAL

All the worse kids were either gingers, fat, had freckles, niggers, or jews. This is fucking fact.

Probably me.

>could barely play splitscreen without looking at the other's screens
>raged when it went badly

I'm sorry to say but this is a true story of my childhood, and yes I'm still mad.
At one point his mum came into the room and said something like
"You've been at the computer awhile maybe you guys should go outside for a bit".
He immediately replied "Nah it's ok we're having fun" and just kept playing Diablo. I wanted to just call my dad to come pick me up right then. I instead just sat there and seethed for another hour.

This user reminded me of a time...
>friend of mine recently got a digital storm
>2noob to know its a scam but still the best PC ive ever played on at that point
>he hypes me up to come over and try games
>i arrive
>his mother answers the door
>meth scratches all over her face
>snarky sarcastic attitude constantly making lame jokes
>whatevs
>i ask buddy if we can try comp
>"no user, my mom is doing her dailies."
>???
>turns out she is hopelessly addicted to WoW
>we watch her level up her pets for 5 hours until we eventually go to sleep watching south park
>mfw cucked by the meth addict

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lol

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dangerously based

You should play that one game that came out recently it has a gamemode where everyone is invisible so youre supposed to look at the other splitscreens to know where the other players are. dont remember what game unfortunately.

>"It's my house, I get to play"
>Ok, I'm fine with watching
>Start making jokes and trying to help him figure out what to do
>"Dude while you shut the fuck up, stop backseat gaming, I'm trying to play the fucking game"
>Sit in complete silence until he gets frustrated enough to pass off the controller
>Beat level first try
>"You only knew what to do because you watched me play, this game is stupid, I'm turning it off"
>No more vidya for the rest of the night

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>le video games are serious business

Ironicfags like you should be executed

>playing star wars bf
>strict no lookie-dookie policy
>I can hear what vehicle my opponent is getting into, thus narrowing down his location
>I fly in and destroy him
>he seethes
>other friend says "methinks there's some cheeky-peeky"
>he autistically screeches "I KNEW IT" and bans me from playing because it's his game and his house
Asking him to mute the game just made him more angry for some reason.

>high school
>best friend comes over friday night
>he spends 8 fucking hours raiding ZG till 4 AM on my computer
>i'm forced to play habbo hotel on shitty family laptop
we're 30 now but we still laugh about this. at the time i wanted to rip his head off

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>grades 4 and 5 everyone in the class played and had lots of fun during recess
>grade 6, 90% of the class starts pretending its too childish to play during recess and the entire year was spent just sitting or standing outside the building and being bored during recess, anyone who did anything fun was treated as childish
>grade 6, when everyone was literally 12 years old
What a fucking wasted year.

There seems to be a thing in life where it goes
>children go: fun things are fun! yay!
>teenagers go: fun things are for children and im a serious teenager now, im an adult basically
>then actual adults go: fun things are fun and also I can afford things!

Please tell me your paraphrasing and that guy didnt really say verbatum "methinks theres some cheeky peeky."

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When I was a kid, there were 2 kids roughly the same age as my brother and I. They had some kind of mental disability. Anyway, our mom was very poor but theirs seemed to get alot in aid and government checks, so they had all the best stuff. We would challenge them to Pokemon battles with their best cards as the stakes and literally build decks by exploiting the mentally ill

:)

What the fuck is this passive aggressive beta male shit?

Just fucking tell him how you feel instead of moping and being a cunt all the time and then venting to a bunch of strangers in a polynesian spear-fishing support group, holy shit.

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>alpha beta exists
Retard

>went to friend's house for sleep over playing vidya
>next day my friend have to go to dentist in the morning
>they cant be bother to take me home first
>leave me there with his older sister in the house while they went to dentist
>end up having sex with his sister
that was my first and only time I ever had sex

cope

Show me proof that it exists

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>no proof
Yep as always. You retards spout shit like the great replacement and alpha beta but literally have no proof

>youtube.com/channel/UCXKNiazqmuUi9CeX_kyDpjw

You're a swell guy in my book user. Keep doing you.

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Did you cream inside her? Serious question.

>Friend comes over.
>They don't want to do anything.
>They just fall asleep.
>They snore loud as hell.

Nigger go nap at your house I'm not here to babysit you.

>make 2 friends in middle school that only wanted to play goldeneye every time we hang
>hadn't got an n64 at that point because I had to wait until my birthday
>they kick my ass every time, gloat about it nonstop
>"can we play mario kart or perfect dark or something?"
>"why lol this is fun!"
>finally get an n64 with goldeneye
>play nonstop everyday, I did sports in the fall/winter/and spring because my parents were faggots but didn't have to really do anything in the summer, said friends had to go to summer camp for most of july and august, don't get to hang out really
>we hang like the 3rd weekend when we all go back to school
>absolutely rape both of them almost 3 games in a row
>"hey user do you wanna play something else?"
>"why lol, this is fun"
>eventually switch over to mario party because one of them realized they said the same thing to me like a year ago and genuinely feels bad, the other one is still completely oblivious
Arrogance and being tone deaf is a personality cancer, along with being a one trick pony at certain games.

Actually have a good that kid story.

>in class with quiet kid nobody seems to hang out with
>friend in class host the occasional lan party
>his mom makes him invite quiet kid
>few hours in lan start playing ut
>quiet kid starts kicking our asses six way till sunday
>fucking combo whoring all over the place
>we become friends
>lose contact after school

It was honestly a thing of beauty seeing him play, wonder what he's up to now.

lol

Kek, I remember that.
I didn't had a care and still played like a retard even in high school.
Hell, nowadays, when I'm partying and I'm completely drunk and find a playground, still play around with my pals.
Fuck it, fun is fun.

Can't relate, though everyone did start acting like maturefags through different mediums around that time.

>Friend only comes over to my house twice because of how messy my room is.
>I tried to warn him about Raymond.
>He didnt listen and wasnt prepared for what he saw.

>Borrow a game from a friend as a kid
>Year apart, I'm 12 and he's 13. He goes off to highschool while I'm still in Primary
>Don't use social media, barely knew what Myspace was at the time so we don't keep up much
>Not seeing eachother daily we sorta fall apart and life goes on
>Other friend my age asks if he can borrow the game for a little
>Think oh well, he's pretty reliable and I haven't seen my old friend in like 6 months so he probably won't know
>Other friend takes it with him on holidays and leaves it at a hotel accidentally

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Not me but this happened with one of my elementary school best friends that I just caught up with a few weeks ago online because I guess they've been bored from the lockdown. Anyway, apparently he went to a party for a different friend before he moved into our town/school district and when he came back he told his parents that it was weird that his friend's door locked from the outside because apparently his annoying little sister would come in and disrupt videos games and shit and he suggested just locking the door until they found out it didn't work for that one since the sister could lock them in, not lock her out. Well apparently my friend's parents caught onto that detail and came by to look for a toy that my friend had "forgotten" to take home from the party. When they came to his friend's room, he was locked inside and crying, but my friend's parents looked inside and of course didn't find anything and just went back home and called the cops on the kid's parents. Apparently there was shit like cocaine just on their kitchen table and both the kid and his sister had locks from outside place on their door and the parents were super abusive and complete drug addicts that barely gave the kids food. My friend said his parents never told him the truth and only confronted them about it a few months ago because he was wondering about what ever happen to the kid since he lost contact after moving to my school district. Apparently he found the guy on kikebook a few weeks ago and he's doing decently ok for himself. Not sure if the parents are still in jail or not.

he's telling an anecdote for the threads sake not venting you brainless anime fag

>Have best friend in 6th grade
>parents tended to move a lot so I only knew him for 2 years
>moving again
>never could find it in me to tell him I was moving
>just moved away without him knowing or saying goodbye

I still feel like shit about it to this day.

how old were you and how old are you now?

>Have to babysit cousins
>I'm le edgy 15 year old and they are 8 and 11.
>Being edgy pos who won't entertain them and sulking I can't bets orbit the girl I like.
>See they own Kirbys Air Ride.
>Finally think of way to shut them up and be a dick.
>Pop that shit in and get cousins to play.
>Like the fag I was choose Shadow star, but say I get to choose what stars they play.
>Give them both Swerve Star.
>HAHAHA what a genius I am for being a DICK to 2 children.
>Proceed to get ass kicked by cousins.
>Turns out they fucking love air ride and the oldest especially is a literal fucking pro and swerve star is his favorite.
>Spend the rest of the night playing video games with cousins and having a good time.

The girl ended up being a bitch too.

God i want to be groomed by a tranny and then dump it for another sissy qt twink so we can spoon eachother.

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cope, im 18 and go to parties every weekend while you seethe here

>that random capitalization
nice samefag

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Ha ha faget.

>Parties every weekend.
Enjoy your chinacancer, ass crust.

>never had a confusing sexual experience as a kid
Why bother living

no took it out and she jerk me til I nut
I was like 13 and she was like 18
I'm 27 now

for the most part we just act like it never happened
I never talk to my friend about it until way after college and he just laugh

hoax virus nobody i know knows anyone who has even been affected by it lol cope

This is 3rd world tier grammar.

>my controller is broken!
>let me use yours

I’ve lost like 5 straight friends I met online to this

>"Sure bro, could you just wash your hands first? My little brother ruined our first controller's joystick because he would play immediately after eating and got food junk all inside and over the controller"
>"Oh sorry dude sure give me 2 seconds to go use your sink"
Literally all you had to say, wasn't hard.

>remember that kid from elementary that nobody liked
>try to look them up on social media
>not a single trace
He killed himself, didn't he

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To trannies? I don't believe you

That's probably me. I don't use my real name on the internet. Good luck finding me, Frank.

Unfortunately, the only thing I'm paraphrasing is "cheeky-peeky". We like to talk funny.

>way into street fighter 4 in highschool with my core group of friends
>kid who plays halo non-stop says he plays sf4 as well
>we sort of dont believe him, figure he picks ken and can only dp fadc into ultra or something
>he comes over one night to play
>pulls down his shorts and sits on the joystick, controlling the game using his asshole and even says “shor-yu-ken” for each part of the srk motion
>he’s not that good and mostly just does dp fadc into ultra

We were still impressed

I remember my brother punch me on the arm if i ignored him when he shouted "press X!" during replays of my goals on FIFA

>immediately brings up trannies

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>i'm 18
nope, you're most likely underage.

>beta male
>posts anime
Ok beta

This shitpost made me laugh a lot for some reason

>be a kid
>getting babysat by mums friend
>have terrible shoes that have no traction
>slip on the 30 degree slope that goes to her front door
>graze my ass
>say I'm fine with tears in my eyes
>she wants to do the "mummy will kiss it better" thing
>keep saying no I'm fine
>she pretty much forces me to let her do it
Strange shit.
Loved those shoes though.

Should have farted in her mouth

>so the entire hall was the arena.
If you mean an indoor one they would've banned them anyway, they were banned at my school for fucking up the floors.

Grade 6 was when all the kids switched to playing sports at my school during recess because any other game was a baby game.

>be a kid
>have a 360, too retarded to know how to connect to internet
>get orange box game
>play half life and portal p fun
>want to play tf2
>neighbor has internet 360
>bring game to his house
>he plays tf2 the whole time never gives me a turn
>go home

what the fuck

I'm that kid.
I only have a facebook account I haven't touched since the last time I tried making myself social in 2014.
Right after HS ended I pretty much ended hikki mode and cut off all contact with anyone not from my immediate family.

Anime website, it's not going to change no matter how much you seethe.

>ended
entered fuck

switching from playing to sportsball was where I fucking lost it. I was awful at football, thus pretty much excluded by all activitied and friend groups who hung around after school to kick balls and stuff.

Can't relate at all, I had no friends at that time so I'd find a spot to sit alone.

>tfw all cards banned at my elementary
>tfw had to trade them like crack in the boys room

>then actual adults go: fun things are fun and also I can afford things but don't have time to do any of them!
FIFY

good job missing the point retard

>All the kids hung around in their groups and talked or played
>I sat along under a tree and ate my sandwich
>A teacher took pity on me some times and made small talk to make me feel better, or telling me I should go be with the other kids

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was she a cute nice teacher or an old nice teacher?

>What a fucking wasted year.
oh boy a whole year?!?! gosh golly so much time wasted!

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>that one kid who always promised to trade you for in-game Pokemon if you got him certain cards but never followed through
I'm certain that little fucking shit Billy stole my Pokemon Silver copy after we finally did it too. I was never able to find my game that day after he traded me all the Legendaries from Gen 1.
Also fuck you Charles for trying to steal my Zelda Oracle of Ages.

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Shut up retard

12 year olds and their PRECIOUS little time LMAO

She was around my mum's age, so not super old but not straight out of college young either. She was very nice.

Thats good.
What would you estimate her bmi to have been?

Learn to greentext you fag, ain't nobody gonna read a wall of text

you posted this just as I finished reading it.

Bah, I couldn't tell but she was real skinny.

Just not giving a shit is the best. I also got into MTG during high school and the contrast to the Pokemon/YGO time was amazing.
>Kid me begs mom to buy him a booster after spending hours at the mall
>19 year old me just buys a display
The joy of just opening a bunch of boosters. Sadly I don't have much luck with them most of the time.

thats a shame.

Its not like we didn't had stupid memes (or fads) back in the day.

why, were you expecting it to be someone you knew?

It's 8 sentences and took me 32 seconds to read, please go back to school. This is not long at all

you tagged the wrong comment

Sorry this was for

fpbp

no, i just like big women.
theyre cute.

Why did you go to his house

>>
>me a kid, spent most of time in my room
>sister comes for vacations with 2 friends, only 1 of them is pretty hot
>one day, I decide to get out of my room to get something to eat
>hot friend just took a shower and is coming up stairs with just a towel alongside me sister
>as soon as I open the door and look down, i see her magnificient right tit
>panicked and go back inside my room
>all i hear is "oh shit! dod you think he saw me?" my sister just says "no"
>godamn she was hot

>friend has more games than me
>always beats me at every game
>bring round a game he's definitely never played before
>win one match
>'ah, I get it now'
>lose forever again

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Imagine fucking defending someone writing a wall of text. Kill yourselves.

>go to friend's house
>play FIFA
>go to another friend's house
>play FIFA
>go to ANOTHER friend's house
>play FIFA
I fucking hated that trash.

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imagine being illiterate.

it isn't a wall of text you mobile faggot

My friend had a hot older sister who would play DDR with us when I would sleep over at their house. She was always walking around without a shirt on.

FPBP

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Sorry spicanon

Why were your friends with fifa faggots?
My friends actually play good shit.

You should value your young years more. You get only a few years to be an intelligible kid at ages where youll actually remember things. Kids should make them count.

came in here and realized i was the annoying vidya friend. sorry world

>Greek
>everyone from age 5 up: has a football team coloured shirt, posters of his team, team's anthem as a ringtone, team themed backround on their phone, watches football religiously, plays exclusively fifa, plays sportsball on recess and after school
It hurt

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>Friends come over
>Want to try some new games
>Always ends up going to smash
I just wanted to play some games besides smash with my friends

>any game buddy plays is a race to optimize the fun out of it
>when he figures out his winning strategy the game is boring now and he doesn't want to play any more
Although on the flip side theres a handful of games we've been playing for literal decades now that he still gets mad at the same shit and makes the same mistakes in after all these years.

It's like in a lot of places in the world. Sports worshiping faggots are the most brain dead sheep alive.

NO NOT THE HECKIN TRANNIRINOS

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I live in Australia and when I was younger I'd have kids constantly ask me what footy team I followed, hell we even have a public holiday for the grand final

a nuu cheeky peeky iv damki

How many times did you nearly die from being in proximity of a spider?

Never, I only really see Huntsman spiders and they aren't that dangerous. They are fucking huge though, being scared of spiders in Australia is suffering.

>hated football
>everyone was playing football

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Stop defending your nigger tier writing.
This is how the post looks on PC.
It is a wall of text.
Even if you weren't on Zig Forums where you're supposed to write long stories as greentext, even then this is NOT how to write. You are supposed to paragraph your texts, not write it into one continuous fucking wall of text.

Fucking american mutts and their 3rd world education system.

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no I wasn't

You mean with her tits just fully out?

oh I get it you're a phone poster and a reddit nigger

>literally screencapped from PC monitor obviously
>literally mention its on PC
Oh now I get it, you're ACTUALLY a nigger. Like literally a black person. That explains everything about your inability to write properly in English. You were a subhuman, how silly of me to assume I was talking to another human being.

just admit if he used any spacing you would have screamed reddit. please just do it for your sake

imagine being so inflexible and uneducated that the lack of reddit spacing causes you to chimp out
lol little nigger

>Too retarded and impatient to read something
>muthufukin americans
Alright let me put this in a way you can understand. Ooga Booga.

>at his house
>giant ass bowl of popcorn we've been pigging out on
>there's like 2 bags of popcorn in there shit was huge
>there's maybe three quarters of a bag left
>"ok the rest is mine"

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This isn't a wall of text

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No lol, in a bra or sports bra. Pretty sure she was doing it on purpose to make me flustered. I acted embarassed one time and then she would do it from then on.

This but with MTG, fuckers stole some of my cards but were too fucking retarded to take them out of the sleeves, which I autistically marked with my initials. Our teacher made them even buy me a booster each before completely banning it.

t. vampire

I wonder how hard I missed out on getting /ss/'d as a boy by virtue of being fucking oblivious.

God don’t remind me.
>Go on holiday with friends
>bring PS 3
>they play PES 24/7