Just buy our fucking game anons

I think the leaks proved that you can also have a good time watching the game as opposed to playing it.

Twicht and YT proved that with TT "games" already

NO! you're supposed to post le tranny senator meme

Well, acknowledging the studios shit internal practices and having to deal with the awful feedback from the spoilers is probably something they weren't expecting. Best they can hope for is people don't look up the spoilers at all.

>incredible difficult
peak onions, it`s just a bunch of video game spoilers

AMC should sell tickets to watch the spoilers.

Hypothetical here;
Let's say that Last of Us Pt2 comes out and everyone hates it, even the SJWs who love any old shit representation, would Zig Forums change their tune and love the game, or would they be happy that the game is a failure?

I'd be happy for any games failure, all I wish for is the next videogame crash to destroy AAA games and bring us into a new golden age of games

No. Shitty people hating a shitty thing doesn't make it less shitty. Rabid SWfags hate the Disney movies. I hate rabid SWfags. Doesn't mean I now like Star Wars.

>bring us into a new golden age of games
That would never happen even with a crash. Way too many devs have died last gen.

Sooo... What's up with this whole "kill off every character the audience has grown found of"? Is this a new movement I'm not aware of?

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Game of thrones was popular user, Neil always has and always will be a fucking hack who just grabs whatever popular idea is floating around at the time then try and pass it off like he is a genius.

absolute jewish perversion that only belongs in hollywood
get a grip you kike faggot dev

I'll play it on PS Plus come August

Based

>take an existing platform with fans
>Disassemble it so what they liked and knew was wrong
>use it as a platfrom for their brand of bullshit until the well dries up
>rinse and repeat

This user is right. I'd say the killing of beloved characters was popularized in the media because of Game of Thrones.

It generates emotion, and its a lot easier to do it via killing characters than just writing a good story. Why write a good continuation of Joel when you can just kill him and then subvert the plot.

>market game on Joel and Ellie
>knowing one dies and the other becomes the villain
>knowing you force people to play as Joel's killer
>knowing players will spend 5-10 minutes QTE spamming and watching cutscenes of Ellie being beaten close to death
>snicker behind closed doors about how subverted expectations will be on release
>based employee leaks the plot
>suddenly have to damage control since the two characters that draw players in are confirmed ruined
>game may tank even though TLOU sequel was guaranteed money printer
looks like it was Naughty Dog who got their expectations subverted

Shock value, or in this case pushing a bullshit narrative (pablo and trans murdering whitey).

The smugness of le subversion shit is too accurate.

You know what is even funnier? People who choose to shield themselves from spoilers a very very small number if I can do something about it lol will get the end tail of the discussion. When this game finally arrives, all the memes will be gone, the discussion will have dried out, and everyone around here will be fed up already on talking about TLoU2

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What a despicable way to try and spin this whole situation. Vermin, lower than shit. 70% staff turnover for fucks sakes.

>spoiler
BASED

>Jak and Daxter was a clone of collectathons because that's what was popular at the time
>Jak 2 and 3 were clones of GTA because that was what was popular at the time
>TLOU was a clone of The Walking Dead because that was what was popular at the time

This user is on to something.

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TLOU is nothing like the walking dead games

>cinematic experience daddy simulator allegedly about zombies but actually about MAN IS THE REAL MONSTER
The only difference between the two is the budget

Game of Thrones really did a number on pop culture.

>Clutching pearls over killing in vidya
Y'all wouldn't be posting about this if the writer wasn't Jewish. Take your meds and seek therapy

Nice reading comprehension there faggot, did you get so triggered over the word "Jew" that you just immediately went full retard?

Based

>y’all
Faggot

Butt first I need to buy Skyrim

>new
As old as Sherlock Holmes if not older

Todd is proud of you, son.

It's an especially retarded response considering the world's basically on fire right now with actual problems.

Can someone do the needful and repost the complete list of spoilers here? Googling only results in articles discussing them without really fully saying what they are.

Seeing stuff like this makes me wonder how much of the actual challenge they had to dull down because of normalfag playtesters.

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Don't own a PS3 or PS4, never played the first game and I don't plan on buying the second so I'm not in the market at all for this game. But this is just too good. The Hubris of these people, pushed ahead by sheer avarice to create and sell trash.

>d-don't look at it goy, just preorder the special edition and don't s-spoil it for yourself!
Yiiiikes man.

It almost feels like they read through a ">the villain actually makes sense" thread.

I don't get how I'm supposed to feel sorry for Abby. Her father was a literal mad scientist running a death cult and was murdering people and lobotomizing them, am I supposed to feel sorry for him?

>"the final experience will be worth it."

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Imagine it's your first day at Naughty Dog.

The guy who's giving you the studio tour, let's call him "Mark", gives you a wry grin and says "We're all naughty dogs here" as he leads you down a bright orange corridor.
"Here's the kennel" he points out and points out the break room, "And down here is the dog bowl. That's what we call the cafeteria, as you can see we're pretty quirky here, haha" he continues.
You walk a while and he points out the toilets. "Drinking from the toilets generally isn't encouraged but if you do at least flush first" he chuckles.
"Since you're the newest pup you'll of course be expected to have the old dogs check on your work sometimes. But don't worry, they're all gentle giants. They're much more bark than bite, haha"

"And this" he says "Will be your work station. Please keep all kibbles and chew toys on your desk, and try to keep shedding to a minimum haha. I'll let you get settled in, and you're welcome to join us in the Dog Bowl at noon, we'll be watching a DVD of Paw Patrol haha, fair warning though belly rubs are mandatory haha"

And he walks away while making barking noises.

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Very embarrassing post.

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Sherlock wasn't killed off for the sake of the audience, he was killed off because the writer wanted to write other stories but his audience kept demanding more Sherlock.

>pre-ordering anything ever
Gambling's a terrible addiction user, I hope you can rid yourself of it soon.

Thanks, I'll buy it.

Looks like confirmed when you look at this post

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GTA is a clone of Death Race. Don't shitpost so obviously. Druckmann didn't even join the company until Jak 3, and even back then in the Dev Commentary they spoke of him like he was a complete shithead, saying "We couldn't believe DRUCKMANN agreed with us here".

>goodbye
See you later mate

You guys were wrong about the first one
Why should I listen to you now, 8 years later?

Zig Forums actually loved TLOU1, until it proved to be popular with normies. The overall response to it was very positive in the runup and initial launch.

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Nah, I've never even played one of their "games". The post is just unfunny and embarrassing.

It's going to have a second have. The die-hards will have meltdowns worse than Chris Chan.

it's funny because it's true

I remember Zig Forums calling it a "movie game" and as such I was expecting something like TWD or Heavy Rain
They completely misrepresented the game based on hearsay, something Zig Forums still does to this day

Shills are payed to shill for their games, not play them.

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Hahahaha instagram.com/p/B_fpRA7H1h9/

But i didn't mention the game. I think trannies are gross and would never play a game that has you play as one. However it doesn't change the fact that the post wasn't funny.

You are trying to fit too hard. Go away.

Fuck off faggot, not my fault you made a shitty joke. You must be embarrassed.

Because we now have literal proof it's shit.

You had the same proof when the first one was out

No matter what you see or hear, the final experience will be worth it
>DON'T BELIEVE YOU EYES GOY

The last time someone talked about "the final experience", certain people got so mad they had others invent holograms.

Nobody is buying that "game"
and the plot points and half the movie has leaked
Dead on arrival.

I love that when the cast of Uncharted got together for a zoom catchup recently, they invited Amy Hennig along instead of Druckmann.

youtu.be/-J2nEzioGwc

I just pre ordered on my pc and xbox one x. Think i might preorder on ps4 too maybe

I really really like this photo

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Nah it's funny you stupid faggot, go back to sucking your own dick for an hour.

>p-please buy o-our game
>the e-experience will still be g-good!-!
They're desperate

MACHO MACHO TRAN
I WANT TO BE
A MACHO TRAN

Make sure the text on the statue is legible or else the post won't make much sense.

holy shit are you an actual shill

Have we even seen any shroomzombies in the marketing yet? I seriously can't remember seeing a single one in any of the gameplay trailers -- are they really going 110% on pic related?

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yes

It's SUBVERTING your expectations goy, it's supposed to be shit, you just don't appreciate it!

>Five year dog
Do you think the life span of a ND employe is 16 years at maximum?

>did you get so triggered over the word "Jew" that you just immediately went full retard
yes. many such cases!

That's pathetic

People can buy whatever game they want. Hell, it'll make live reactions more entertaining.

No. It would be like Zig Forums when it came to Ghostbusters (2016). But who knows. Maybe things can change in a month... but because everyone is working from home and doing mocap is essentially impossible at this time... I doubt it... this is the final story. And everyone will find out.

Ya know, that ain't a bad idea Todd, think I'll go and pick up a few more copies

Out of spite, you know I will (if I even get this game.

>Kojima bow to Druckmann.
>In contact with aliens.
>Possess psychic-like abilities.
>Controls Naughty Dog with an iron and cruel fist.
>Own developers & game studios globally
>Direct descendant of the ancient royal Ashkenazi Jew bloodline.
>Will bankroll the first game studio on Mars (Druckmann Games will be be the first studio)
>Own 99% of gender research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be of Druckmanns bloodline
>Said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of a demon who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of poorly written games and QTE heavy, story driven movie-games
>He owns Nanobot N&D labs around the world
>You likely have Druckdabots inside you right now
>Druckmann is in regular communication with YHWH and the merchants forwarding the word of God to the ZOG. Who do you think set up the meeting between Hideo Kojima and Todd Howard (First meeting between the two individuals in over 1000 years) and arranged Abby's first trip to the gender reassignment lab, literally a few seconds after his creation.
>He learned fluent Hebrew in under a week
>Gamers entrust their gold reserves with Druckmann. There’s no gold in their pockets, only Ft. Druckmann.
>He is about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society.
>In reality, he is a timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know his ultimate plans yet. We know that he's a malevolent being.

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Dude sounds like a narcissist who made the game for himself. He should have been asking those around it what they thought it as well as the play testers. I can't imagine the play testers being too happy with the game either. Just look at ND's twitter page - 95% of their followers are talking massive shit about the game. How the fuck did this version make it to the very end?

>No matter what you see or hear the final experience will be worth it
Fucking damage control. This isn't even on the shitposting cope tier

>It would be like Zig Forums when it came to Ghostbusters (2016).
I don't use Zig Forums, what happened?

It's the new "2deep4u". Any hack story that involves the death/suffering of characters people are invested in is now beyond reproach, and anyone who doesn't like them for any given reason just wanted a generic happy ending that involved no risks and no evolution of the plot/lore.

>Please do your best to avoid being disgusted by our repulsive decisions until AFTER you've bought our game, goy!
How about you go get fucked, ND.

But user Ellie killed her frieeeeeends!!!
Ignore the fact that they totally started it by beating an old man's head in with a golf club and spitting on his corpse in front of her daughter. Feel bad for them!!!

Why are people all of a sudden against violence here like Zig Forums didn't used to commonly upload gifs of people getting their dicks flattened between 2 pieces of plastic? This place is so whiny and hypocritical. Nothing but concern trolls.

>Literally everything you just said
You're retarded.

>no u
Great retort bucko

Thanks bro.

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What's wrong with her faaace?

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They couldn't explain the cute kid in TLOU1 growing up into the ugly thing they're calling Ellie in this game, so they had to retcon her into being an ugly kid too.

>Is it time?
>Yes, leak ze spoilers. Activate ultimate HRT

You're alright user

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>we know the last few days have been difficult for you
are sonyroaches really that fucking pathetic to get worked up over videogames or are naughty dog acting like they're some kind of "important" industry leaders

From the same place pretentious enough to include making documentaries with their game releases.

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It's the weeb cope. Nipshit has all the edges sanded off and focuses solely on sex appeal so "violence bad" is an easy way to attack more realistic western games. You'll notice a deafening silence if you mention SamSho, Bloodborne and other edgy nip media.

naughty dog?
more like tranny dog haha

>Not wanting to see the characters you enjoy brutalized and twisted into the villains while the game forces you to pilot an ugly she-hulk that punches the character you like until she's almost dead
>This is now "weeb cope" and "hypocritical" and "hating violence"
I guess anything is possible when you have brain damage.

Subversion and metacommentary have been around since time immemorial, but the recent trend is almost certainly a result of creators being entirely too close to their audiences via the digital age and the companies who pay them having consumer mentality down to a science. So creators feel not only constrained by their audiences, but also the companies trying to milk them for everything they're worth.

Bad writers think it elevates their material when it only works if you already know what you're doing

>the last few days have been incredibly difficult for you
>you
hubris meter off the charts

That's one of the first time in a long time someone's said something on Zig Forums I completely agree with.

Did you respond to the wrong post, friend? user was addressing the recent upsurge in concern trolling related to all violence, rather than TLoU specifically.

Why inform when you can simply tell people how they're supposed to feel and then dictate their level of emotional investment?

boy I'm gonna track you down and grape you in the mouth

Sick rhymes, bro.

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I thought it was overrated then, I think it's overrated now.