Dad walks in on you playing Morrowind

>Dad walks in on you playing Morrowind
>"Hey son whos the weird fellow with the black and gold skin, he a Steelers fan?"

How do you explain Vivec to your dad?

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He literally is a Steelers fan

Naw dad, dat nigga gay.

>hes steeling my heart, daddy!

Haha, yeah those guys are pretty crazy. This dude is a magic elf thing, I dunno. He just floats there. You want a beer?

i would just explain it to him

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>Yes.

>haha good one dad, how about you foot those balls into my boipuss
>i thought youd never ask
>harbl my warbl!

"Why are you talking about American Football, Dad? Are you one of those trannies I've been hearing about?"

I'm black

>No he's one of those fucking neurotic new age yoga nuts who won't shut up about spiritual energy and shit look at his fucking face bet he's high right now

Just tell him he built the wall

"lmao dad you wouldn't believe how fucked up this guy gets during the game"

>Did you just call it american football instead of football?
>How did I raise such a little fucking beta cuck faggot tranny piece of shit, I should have listened to your mom & had you aborted

Nothing
Im surprised he even talked to me

"Wow Dad, with an outburst like that I can only assume you're a schizophrenic, and thus you've retroactively confirmed your transexualism"

>I should have listened to your mom & had you aborted
So the dad is a FTM tranny too?

>Yes, he is.
Done.

My dad would ask me to pirate a movie for him and then leave. He wouldn't give a shit.

what movie

Pirates of the Caribbean

Good tastes

Thanks user.

Hes one of the leaders of a civilization that split off from their main civilization due to ideological differences who value adversity and pragmatism and hold that existence is a chance to prove your worthiness. He killed his best friend to become a demi-god and now protects people from a gigantic meteor and a bunch of monsters using the stolen power of the dead creator god who the ancestors of the original civilization his split off from killed because they think existence is a terrible thing that should never have happened and everyone was better off beforehand.

>Sounds nice son, I'm going to go watch Goodfellas

Is Vivec the Tom bombadil of Tolkien universe?

holy fuck this guy is impressively normal

Based alcoholic user who probably listens to classic rock stations

Vivec only half-killed his best friend... or half-vivec killed his best friend? He's only 50% guilty.

was 15 when my dad offered me some beer, 6 pack of budweiser while we were fishing

i became a man that day!

well a drunk one

Nerevar and Dagoth were best friends. :(

"yep that's right dad, he stans Ben Roethlisberger"
>Dad proceeds to go on 5 minute rant about how shitty this quarterback is now and completely ignores my video game

>"stans, son?"