Press S to spit on Alfred. How did such a despicable humanbeing like him exist in history...

Press S to spit on Alfred. How did such a despicable humanbeing like him exist in history? I can't wait to play as the good guy Vikings and smash his face in in game.

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Most Europeans did despicable things throughout most of history

Why do you nerds care about shit like this so much autismos it was like 800 years ago quit crying over it.

>inb4 thread is invaded by SEETHING Anglos

dont you play as a commie and kill the pope on asscreed 2?

t. seething angloid

>reee saxons
White peoples were all a mistake

>Europeans
not just europeans you tard

>Surprised a French company is making English/Proto-English/British people the bad guys
Color me shocked! SHOCKED! They've done it two other games, why not do a 3rd? I am waiting for Assassins Creed: Sainthood, set during the 100 Years War where you avenge Joan of Arc and defeat the evil English! AGAIN! Just like Valhalla, Revolution and Syndicate!

no

Stop being a mutt. All purebreeds have bloody grudges to resolve, age does not undo crime.

Maybe if the English weren't such evil fags there would't be so many games depicting them as evil fags

can't wait for comfy explorer kino

He looks like Jude Law. I love me some handsome vidya men.

Of course Ubishit would portray invaders as peaceful and the native population as evil since they want Europe even more overrun with peaceful brown migrants

All of humanity has done "bad things" throughout history nigger

Borgias were kinda shitty and had it coming historically

>getting triggered by a videogame

it's just a game, bro

SEETHE anglocucks, we make the games, we make the rules, therefore we can make you look like absolute scumbags.

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The English were irrelevant until the Act of Union and then ceased to exist as a nationality. This is dumb because its portraying Vikings; rapists and murderers as some sort of force of good when that was the opposite and the monks of Lindisfarne Isle will attest to that (nice Mead tho).

How are the British uniquely evil? Other civilizations have done equally bad shit

why does the british upper clast practice ritualized, widescale pedophilia?

>portray
Is this your first ass creed? The whole series is about secret societies, conspiracies, and false history.

The Anglos made the world, funny how that works out.

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Ah, yes, the mating call of the sexless Zig Forums-browsing white boy: "B-BUT MOM, THEY WERE COMMITTING GENOCIDE TOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

Just say no to commie faggot games made by French people so obnoxious, that genuine French people couldn't stand them and exiled them to the frozen wasteland of America-lite.

he made the mistake of not killing the pope after killing hundreds of relatively innocent lackeys

scale. the shit the british did in india would make hitler blush.
>demolished the old mughal grain stores because 'the free market' and railroads can move food to areas of famine at rapid speed
>either not realizing or not caring that when famine hits, britishers can continue to afford to purchase grain at the increased prices while indians starve
>india continues to be a NET EXPORTER of grain while half the continent withers and dies
>british establish work camps with lower food rations than nazi germany (the infamous temple ration) that you have to walk at least ten miles to get to to prove you're strong enough to work
>bans charity to starving indians to not upset the market
yeah yeah "based" or whatever, perfidious albion deserves its licks

he's being played, clearly his scheming underlings convinced him the vikings were bad so he would sign off on the war. he never leaves his castle, he's never seen a viking. he just knows what they tell him.

>seething eurocuck
wh*Toids are literally the worst and most violent race to ever exist. Their unquenchable thirst for blood is only eclipsed by their overwhelming greed. They rape, they pillage, they conquer, they invade, they colonize. All in the name of their unending greed. Nothing can stop the wh*te savages.

Angloids are enemy of human species and greatest enablers of jews in history who started WW2 on their behalf among other things. Their extermination is greatest news of this century, ironically jews do this as even they are likely disgusted by existence of angloids, despite making use of the previously.
Combination of seeing themselves as separate species from humanity and breeding psychopathy as hereditary trait.

It was bait....

>no china

This.
Alfred the Great was a fucking faggot Anglo cuckold jew cocksucker. Stupid Christian cunt. Probably one of the most inherently evil characters in European history.
S.

Ironically they are also massive pussies when the tables are turned as well, as you can see by how they think brown people immigrating to their country is the same exact thing as when their ancestors committed genocides against indigenous peoples (the "white genocide" conspiracy theory).

And generations of growing teens will look at Anglos with resentment while they come pouring to play the new Assassin's Creed.

Just as planned my frog brethren. No matter how long it takes Anglofags.

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Keep revelling in self flaggelatory sins of the father bullshit, and label any information that muddies your narrative as whataboutism. If you did anything else you wouldn't be a faggot.

AC typically plays both sides of this when that sort of dichotomy exists in one of their games though. Not all the assassins were good, not all the templars are bad and none of the nationalities I can think of in the games were just all just one way or the other. No reason to believe it's not just going to happen again in Valhalla.

But why would you care india isn't connected to your nation is it?

Indians deserve all their suffering and more. Prove me wrong

>you can only care about human suffering if they're related to you
i'm going to beat your head in with a ball peen hammer, you aren't a member of my in-group so i don't care about your suffering

the jewish people have controlled the white people from the shadows for pretty much all of human history. every war, crusade, and colonization was done at the behest of the jews. the whites have now outlived their usefulness to the jews, which is why they've suddenly and inexplicably become powerless against other races.

And now they want us to feel bad for them when pakis and other locals from there rape their kids. I don't know what the fuck is this if not karma lmao, go hard pakis.

Do you say this thinking asians blacks arabs or indians wouldn't exploit of if they could? If so then i think you are naive

Where does this game take place? I'd love to see how masculine the descendants of these vikings look today.

this, there will inevitably be english allies and vikings that go too far.

>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T SAY THAT ONLY WHITEY IS SUPPOSED TO HAVE PROGRESSIVE ORIGINAL SIN

So why do YOU care care is it because the UKs suffering will benefit your nation state?