What characters can you not STAND fighting Zig Forums?

Just Olimar and Villager get me actually mad with the game, but there are some others I just don't know how to deal with in the hands of a decent player. Mac is a big one cause I can't bring myself to play lame and easily cheese him, and then all Kens seem to be fucking savants. And Bowser is just overpowered as fuck when you aren't a pro, especially on wifi.

t. Banjo and Inkling main, but I play too rushdowny with both

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Ness
Cloud
Bowser
Terry
Ken/Ryu
Palutena
Sonic
Luigi
Pikachu
G&W
Mario
These characters are all I ever run into on quickplay.

if you slow walk or teabag after every kill after cheesing it and playing like a retard i hope you and your entire family are skinned

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literally any character I'm not familiar with
which is about 99% of the roster
I got Kirby and Dark Pit into Elite Smash and never touched those two again

That's why they do it, to annoy you
The peak of teabagging is Piranha Plant

king krool lately because my pocket kirby gets shut out easy rn. vid link is a new melee movement exhibition video if you also like melee and want to watch it, didnt want to start a whole new thread for it.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=JpOaQxrsaqI

I unironically wanna get into melee/project + but learning to consistently l cancel/wavedash on the fly is autistic and not worth my time. I'm not saying they're hard to do, but doing them on the fly and putting hours into that just to be able to be competitive is truly the shittest thing. Which is sad cause they look alot more fun and fluid than ultimate's online and jank

its not worth it really youre right. not unless you plan on putting the time in. still fun to watch though.

i don't agree on wolf i can see how laser spam can be cheesy but for the most pat wolf players don't rely on it as a crutch to win wifi neutral or maybe that's just my luck i haven't ran into a wolf player that doesn't turn on their brain after you overwhelm them

Miis. I just SD immediatedly and block them

God damn you are some whiny faggots. Especially

"g-git gud!"
stop playing a fucking scummy tryhard trying to get GSP and maybe ill respect you more

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>hero
not a fan or main but just shield and pressure him up close?

Ness
Either Samus
A good Jigglypuff with a bad matchup
Ganondorf
G&W
Campy Snakes
ROB
Villager
K.Rool online
Joker
Mii Gunners

Ness takes the cake, though. I can't put into words how much I loathe running into one. They flowchart so fucking bad.

I've gotten to the point where if I see Link or Young Link I just tip my switch in the dock and d/c. Especially on Battlefield. Fucking tired of those stupid fucks running to the ledge and pressing the b button all game. Boomerang might just be the most annoying projectile in the entire game. Why does that fucking thing have such knock back for something active so long?

Hero is a bullshit character.
>Side B has ridiculous hitboxes, get early kills and for some reason has a bullshit super armor too.
>Down B is a pull a random bullshit
>>Try and get a bullshit free kill with Thwack or Whack.
>>Get a bullshit reflector with Bounce.
>>Get an early kill with Kaboom and its bullshit windbox.
>>Get a bullshit status change with Oomp, Accelerate and Psyche Up.
>>Quickly press anything from the command selection as soon as you open it to get a bullshit option like Snooze or Magic Burst when the opponent is too close to react.
>>Don’t have anything good? Just shield and open the menu again. It’s balanced because RNG.
>Hero’s MP recovers gradually and you can accelerate it by taking hits or doing hits, so you won’t have to worry much about not having MP to recover.
>Critical Hit.
If anything, Hero should also be able to take Critical Hits from other characters with the same probabilities too to make this whole bullshit balanced.

The PK faggots
The yellow rats
Palutena
Luigi
Bowser
Spamus and Nigger Spamus
The 3 elves and their whore princess
The Belmonts
The only character flatter than Lucina
Spin to win hedgehog

All of these characters have a lame playstyle and get away with too much shit online

Bowser, Palutena and Yoshi

rob and wolf. maybe lucina

this is why we have tr4.5h to begin with

just put the slightest amount of effort into melee and you can actually have fun

>Actually having troule against Luigi, a low mid tier.
Literally play any character with a projectile and watch the luigi player kill himself.