There are people on Zig Forums RIGHT NOW who don't think Sakura is the best Sakura Wars girl

There are people on Zig Forums RIGHT NOW who don't think Sakura is the best Sakura Wars girl.

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I want the brown greek goddess with the delicious back & pitpussy.

>no Sumire

>fotm meme waifu

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Sell me on this game. Please.

>Start playing the game for sexy females
>Quickly realize that roleplaying as Rance does not work in this game
>Get nervous and reload if there is no ding sound
I can't take it. I'm going back to FF7R.

It's harem shit. No way to be the cute girl yourself.

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I'm renting it, so I'll be as brutally honest as possible.

Your character is a former military officer who has recently started civilian life. He's recruited to a secret organization that fights demons...while using a theater group as a front. The problem is most of the hardcore members were lost in a big event, and the current members are a bunch of fuckups in every aspect of their jobs.

Gameplay is basically a very limited walking simulator in-between the visual novel portions.

There is no way this game is worth $30, let alone $59.99.

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lurk more

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>It's harem shit. No way to be the cute girl yourself.
What about cute mecha?
I-i-is there some sort of obvious censure? I don't like rays of chastity.

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING HORNY FAGGOT, EVERYTIME I FUCKING GET ON THIS EXTRUCIATINGLY PAINFUL FUCKING WEBSITE I HAVE TO DEAL WITH HORNY FUCKING FAGGOTS LIKE YOU I WILL BEAT YOU WITH A FUCKING RUSTY 9 IRON, YOU HORNY MOTHER FUCKER, GOD I FUCKING HATE JRPGS AND THE FAGGOTS THAT ACTUALLY WORK TO FUCKING MAKE SUCH A FUCKING ABOMINATION OF A """"VIDEOGAME""""
IN CONCLUSION
FUCK JRPGS
FUCK THE JAPANESE
FUCK Zig Forums
FUCK THIS HELLISH GREEN ROCK

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>He's recruited to a secret organization that fights demons...while using a theater group as a front.

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>the state of anime writing in 2020

Several aspects of the game are cringeworthy.

Waiting for PC release

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Yes that has been the gimmick of this series since the 90s

cope less

>Finally there is a game where cute girls beat the shit out of each other but still look cute
I want more of these

That has been the basic premise of the series for a dozen years, even if you aren't onboard it's too late to feign shock now

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How much of the original series is translated?

It makes sense, sorta.

The demons become stronger if humans are scared and have low morale. What better way to weaken demons than recruiting a group of warrior-bards to sing and dance while they fight?

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That's Macross logic. And I hate it.

>There is no way this game is worth $30, let alone $59.99.

It wasn't cheap hiring Kubo (and a bunch of other famous mangaka) and Nana Mizuki to be involved in your game.

>was firmly a hatsuhosexual
>snowflakes chapter happens
>snowflakes tete a tete
bros how am I supposed to stay faithful

first game and fifth game

Follow your heart.

The 1st game recently got a fan translation back in December and the 5th game has an official translation. You'll have to rely on guides and walkthroughs to get through the rest of the series, unfortunately.

Why would I ever choose someone who's not Sumire.

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None of the girls stand out to me as the one I'd choose and that worries me.

Follow your dick, all of them are precious bed warmers.

HAI DOMO

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I don't know why they made such a big deal about Kubo. His work here is completely uninspired.