Mario Lore

Why did Peach have such disturbing art in her castle?

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It's a picture of her cunt.

It's a historical piece representing one of the Toadstool family's genocidal efforts.

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>that
>disturbing
It was the 90s and Peach probably thought it looked cool

Princess peach maked a cake and brapped really hard into it and blew a hole in the castle and let bowser in

DUDE TOILETS LMAO

Nintendo's continuity is impressive.

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No art collection is complete without a surrealist piece

I remember I was spooked by that thing when I first saw it as a kid. I wish games or media in general could easily make me feel uncomfortable again.

Bowser probably cursed the castle and made these paintings so he can hide the power stars from Mario. My theory is that Bowser has magic powers.

There's no toilets in the castle though

Hazy Maze Cave is the toilet. There is even a fart room.

he created the worlds in the paintings (and our world)

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did you know the giant hole where bowser's rolling poop rolls down actually leads to dorrie's underground lake??

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So you're telling me that metallic goop is actually diarrhea from Peach's asshole, and that Mario covers himself in Peach's reflective rancid shit?

Voyuers

I like the theory that he thought he created worlds but really he bridged the gap between our universe and Marios

>maked

Are you literally 12, you shiteating kid ?

I'm disappointed that metallic goop didn't return in Super Mario Sunshine. Imagine a robot boss would shoot with that goop.

egadd

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I always assumed Bowser put those paintings, specially since his servants are inside and some paintings portray them

>Clearly shows another "hot tub" attached on the right
>"No it's not just a random pattern causing a coincidence, actually Nintendo is the illuminati"

youve been playing mario kart for 20 years and neber noticed this

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No English speaking 12 year old would make that mistake, that's a mistake like a 4 year old or new ESL would make.

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!!??!?!?! AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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It was her dads velvet painting. Her mom hated it and made him put it in the basement.

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