Sweet jesus, I want to do unspeakable things to a yordle

I've been considering that Yordle x Human story but I'm not sure if I should make it about a named Yordle like Poppy or just one I made up

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Made for ear massage

Leftists are more commonly the pedo defenders

They dont look like kids or animals in game though. They look like midgets. Let him fuck his midgets

(I dont play league so maybe im wrong)

looool
libertarians are literally infamous for being libertarians to support fucking kids
not to say that there isn't a subsection of leftists who also support ficking kids, just weird to throw that accusation around on the side full of old white guys who want to diddle young girls and are willing to do ANYTHING to achieve that goal

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>doesn't want to fuck short people
wow, racist much?

Not really, its just the pedos often pretend to be leftists. They think that they can turn pedophilia in to the next civil rights issue. Most leftists arent buying it, they bitch about actually a lot. At the very least, They dont like it cause it gives conservatives ammo against them.

>hairy grinchfeet

I only fap to yordles where they are clearly drawn without hair.

Just use poppy, nobody will care about your OC yordle

sh'es op in TFT and I hate how she warps the meta
literally if you can get her to tier 2 with remotely tanky items she will carry you all the way through the midgame.
A tier 1 unit with mediocre items is good enough to beat a tier 3 units with perfect items
that is absurd.

>muh true scotsman

Theres a GIANT list of right wing political pedos.
I won't post it because it takes several posts

No cuz im not a leftist and i dont like them. Plenty of reasons to complain about leftists, this just not one of them.

So there isn't, gotcha.

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Libertarians are leftists you fucking tool. Nothing about them has anything to do with the constitution.

how did you know all my fetishes? you too must be man of exquisite taste

There exist libertarians on the left and the right.

Yeah that's what I figured. That works out well though, I think that Poppy's background will work well for what I got planned

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No, you can be anti authoritarian with out being a leftist. This site is proof of that.

No, libertarians on the right aren't libertarians. Libertarian means something completely different today

I mean that's true, though I think if you're looking at the right wing in general the vice is most commonly homosexuality. So many right wing figures have been caught sucking men off or getting sucked off that it's not even a joke anymore, it's just a fact. Or dating gay guys ahem Nick Fuentes ahem
really it's the libertarians in particular who are super pedo imo

Republican anti-abortion activist Howard Scott Heldreth is a convicted child rapist in Florida.
Republican County Commissioner David Swartz pleaded guilty to molesting two girls under the age of 11 and was sentenced to 8 years in prison.
Republican judge Mark Pazuhanich pleaded no contest to fondling a 10-year old girl and was sentenced to 10 years probation.
Republican anti-abortion activist Nicholas Morency pleaded guilty to possessing child pornography on his computer and offering a bounty to anybody who murders an abortion doctor.
Republican legislator Edison Misla Aldarondo was sentenced to 10 years in prison for raping his daughter between the ages of 9 and 17.
Republican Mayor Philip Giordano is serving a 37-year sentence in federal prison for sexually abusing 8- and 10-year old girls.
Republican campaign consultant Tom Shortridge was sentenced to three years probation for taking nude photographs of a 15-year old girl.
Republican racist pedophile and United States Senator Strom Thurmond had sex with a 15-year old black girl which produced a child.
Republican pastor Mike Hintz, whom George W. Bush commended during the 2004 presidential campaign, surrendered to police after admitting to a sexual affair with a female juvenile.
Republican legislator Peter Dibble pleaded no contest to having an inappropriate relationship with a 13-year-old girl.
Republican Congressman Donald “Buz” Lukens was found guilty of having sex with a female minor and sentenced to one month in jail.
Republican fundraiser Richard A. Delgaudio was found guilty of child porn charges and paying two teenage girls to pose for sexual photos.
Republican activist Mark A. Grethen convicted on six counts of sex crimes involving children.
Republican activist Randal David Ankeney pleaded guilty to attempted sexual assault on a child.
Republican Congressman Dan Crane had sex with a female minor working as a congressional page.

the tits and huge ass and thighs ruin it for me
I prefer more childlike bodies

Yeah it means someone who argues that there's actually a difference between an ephebephile and pedophile when age of consent is brought up

womanlets give birth to manlets

>few guys
>huge list
Cmon now user.

Republican activist Marty Glickman (a.k.a. “Republican Marty”), was taken into custody by Florida police on four counts of unlawful sexual activity with an underage girl and one count of delivering the drug LSD.
Republican legislative aide *Howard L. Brooks** was charged with molesting a 12-year old boy and possession of child pornography.
Republican Senate candidate John Hathaway was accused of having sex with his 12-year old baby sitter and withdrew his candidacy after the allegations were reported in the media.
Republican preacher *Stephen White**, who demanded a return to traditional values, was sentenced to jail after offering $20 to a 14-year-old boy for permission to perform oral sex on him.
Republican talk show host Jon Matthews pleaded guilty to exposing his genitals to an 11 year old girl.
Republican anti-gay activist Earl “Butch” Kimmerling was sentenced to 40 years in prison for molesting an 8-year old girl after he attempted to stop a gay couple from adopting her.
Republican Party leader Paul Ingram pleaded guilty to six counts of raping his daughters and served 14 years in federal prison.
Republican election board official Kevin Coan was sentenced to two years probation for soliciting sex over the internet from a 14-year old girl.
Republican politician *Andrew Buhr** was charged with two counts of first degree sodomy with a 13-year old boy.
Republican politician Keith Westmoreland was arrested on seven felony counts of lewd and lascivious exhibition to girls under the age of 16 (i.e. exposing himself to children).
Republican anti-abortion activist John Allen Burt was charged with sexual misconduct involving a 15-year old girl.
Republican County Councilman *Keola Childs** pleaded guilty to molesting a male child.

Libertarian has nothing to do with being anti big government anymore. Those people are just called conservatives now.

>not aborting the boys and keeping the daughters to fuck them once your wife is old

Right, and people who advocate free heroin and OD clinics

Republican activist John Butler was charged with criminal sexual assault on a teenage girl.
Republican candidate Richard Gardner admitted to molesting his two daughters.
Republican Councilman and former Marine Jack W. Gardner was convicted of molesting a 13-year old girl.
Republican County Commissioner *Merrill Robert Barter** pleaded guilty to unlawful sexual contact and assault on a teenage boy.
Republican City Councilman Fred C. Smeltzer, Jr. pleaded no contest to raping a 15 year-old girl and served 6-months in prison.
Republican activist Parker J. Bena pleaded guilty to possession of child pornography on his home computer and was sentenced to 30 months in federal prison and fined $18,000.
Republican parole board officer and former Colorado state representative, Larry Jack Schwarz, was fired after child pornography was found in his possession.
Republican strategist and Citadel Military College graduate *Robin Vanderwall** was convicted in Virginia on five counts of soliciting sex from boys and girls over the internet.
Republican city councilman Mark Harris, who is described as a “good military man” and “church goer,” was convicted of repeatedly having sex with an 11-year-old girl and sentenced to 12 years in prison.
Republican businessman Jon Grunseth withdrew his candidacy for Minnesota governor after allegations surfaced that he went swimming in the nude with four underage girls, including his daughter.
Republican director of the “Young Republican Federation” Nicholas Elizondo molested his 6-year old daughter and was sentenced to six years in prison.

Republican benefactor of conservative Christian groups, Richard A. Dasen Sr., was charged with rape for allegedly paying a 15-year old girl for sex. Dasen, 62, who is married with grown children and several grandchildren, has allegedly told police that over the past decade he paid more than $1 million to have sex with a large number of young.
Republican state senator Ralph Shortey from Oklahoma admitted to being involved in sodomy with a 17 year old male prostitute and transporting child pornography.
Republican Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert in jail for the payments he made to cover up raping his wrestlers when he was a high school coach.
Republican Judge and campaign official Tim Nolan for President Donald Trump indicted for human trafficking and forcing a minors (9) to engage in sexual activity and giving alcohol to minors (results from the court pending).

Thanks for bringing this down on a yordle thread. Really, thank you.

Reminder that all men are pedos.

The real difference is that left just wants to rape them, right wants to marry them. Figuring which one is the ethical one isn't difficult.

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What *is* libertarian then

Imagine coping so hard you have to pretend you've never seen a political compass before

You think I care? I am here just to waste time, and getting anyone riled up is always fun.

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>Republican anti-gay activist Earl “Butch” Kimmerling was sentenced to 40 years in prison for molesting an 8-year old girl after he attempted to stop a gay couple from adopting her.
everyone wants a piece of the cunny

You can't marry Illya or Kuro they are both my daughters!

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ebin

Then you leave me only one choice.

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dont shit up the thread with dumb feminist conspiracy theories, ironic or not

>huge list
Next post the leftists. Oh wait, you haven't saved them because you only drive a certain narrative.

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>shortstack yordle thread turns into fighting about pedos
what the fuck man cmon i just wanted to look at yorldes.

It isn't conspiracy or feminist. It is the feminists that want to ban cunny because men wouldn't fuck them otherwise.

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hm yes... this is very interesting

>facts are theories
dummy lol

Really makes you think.
You know AoC is only like 30 year old law?

>I meant to be a dick head

Ok dick head

Based