>put hood up
>walk with crowd in hallways at school
>pretend im in assassins creed
Put hood up
based
I had a string urge to break lights after playing splinter cell
>get screamed at by proctor
>embarrassingly pull down hood
Why is there a proctologist in your school?
>throw my hands behind my back when running
>black kid trips me up
>THIS NIGGA RUNNING LIKE SONIC
>entire class laughs as i cry
Fucking Rayduay I was running like Naruto
>not swaying your arms back and forth like Shadow
You had it coming.
>be me, senior in high school
>last bell rings
>jump out of my seat, running with my arms behind me
>first one to the short bus, again
Heh, nothing personnel
Compulsory examinations
I did this with a friend at school, we'd sneak behind each other say 'requiescat in pace' and proceed to beat the shit out of each other. It was fun.
I'm such a /m/an I assumed that was char's helm
Also AC means Armored Core or Ace Combat, nothing else
>drawing Sonic and Ranma 1/2 fanart in class
>teacher tells me to pay attention and stop drawing
>put away my sketchbook and open up a notebook like everyone else
>it's actually my custom made Death Note
>write the guys name in it and then watch the clock for 40 seconds
>it never works
*sigh*
>brought plastic pistol at school when i was like 8
>take it outta my backpack to show it off to a girl in my class
>her eyes widen
>"I'M GONNA TELL ON YOU TO THE TEACHER"
>"I'll shoot you in the head if you do."
>she's on the verge of crying
>just goes back to sitting in her chair and doesn't utter a word to anyone
>she would randomly look my way during classes after that
>every time we made eye contact, i'd just point a finger gun at my head, mimick shooting it then lipsyncing a silent "BOOM"
>she'd quickly turn around in horror
>be standing in line for something
>idle animation starts playing
I remember walking like Simon in Super Castlevania 4 in grade school a few times.
I liked pretending that I'm playing GTA in school. Epic times.
shadow doesn't even fucking run he just uses his babby rocket shoes
>the chad stride
fucking autist holy shit
not gonna lie this is pretty epic
>backwards long jump ya-ya-ya-ya-yahoo! up every staircase
>be me
>little kid in school
>know if I'm ever going to get away with molesting little girls it was now
>molest the cutest girls
>always wanking to the thoughts of them *when I was a kid*
I used to walk through the crowds putting my hand on people's shoulders. I'm surprised I never got beat up.
Did you do it
Holy based.
>be in the busiest bathroom at school
>only one way to work up the courage to poop
>I yell ROLL TANKS ROLL and push as hard as I can
>always get splash back on my fanny
>playing dodgeball in P.E
>my team given red shirts
>other team has blue
>pretend like I'm throwing plasma grenades at them
>year 7
>excursion to an old mining town
>workers dressed in red coats like ass creed 3
>take a photo with one and bend my hand back like I'm stabbing him with my hidden blade
>Did this
>But also copied that autistic thing where he would subtly push everyone out of the way.
>People thought I was borderline special ed