REAL tf2 thread, off topic roleplay avatar fags need not apply

Getting two enemies down on one life is in most cases a clear advantage for your team so I dunno why you're putting yourself down that hard
By the way, you don't need to double-press enter after every sentence

>I'm genuinely happy with current TF2, although nerfing the rescue ranger / wrangler would help payload lasts being so bloody awful
>suijin, borneo, harvest, swift
>kunai, shooting star, stock medgun
>any "Thanks, Medic!" voice line :3

Demoknight is good against bad teams. I got almost 30 heads the other day on Borneo defence.

TF2 is fun.

I'm a newfag/general lurker I figured not double spacing would fuck up the formatting somehow. But thanks for that it just feels a bit weird at points where people get a bunch of kill streaks while I play and I just tend to get the same "on the bright side you got close to your record kills"

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You're okay OP, dont go to the gflclan 2fort server later

A 2.0 kdr is good you know, the average will always be 1.0.

Posting again cause my thread was ignored
>Rick May, the inimitable voice of the Soldier for thirteen years, many shorts and countless updates, passed away this April at age 79. We were lucky enough to work with Rick many times in the studio over the past decade. A quick-witted and kind-hearted collaborator, Rick endowed the character with a trademark bellow and bootfulls of idiotic charm. The Soldier wouldn’t be the Soldier without him.

>We are honoring Rick during the month of May with an in-game Soldier statue that will play some of Rick’s signature lines. He will be missed by the Team Fortress dev team and community, and remembered for the indelible character he helped bring to life for so many years.

teamfortress.com/post.php?id=61081

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Greater focus on mobility and single shot weapons are fun and learning how to rocket jump is more fun than learning spray patterns.

give utterly useless weapons a reason to exist without nerfing the better ones
Hightower
Old Caber
c+4 is always good

>Hopes
Update
>Fears
No Update

this

>caring about K:D
Dude I once got a K:D of 25:1, not cause I was good but because 4 really bad spies kept running at my sentry as engineer one by one.
K:D is secondary to pulling off cool shit like a market garden or a chain backstab.

Rest in peace you magnificent mother fucker.

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>his memorial is limited time
>by June his statues will be gone and all that remains is a menu song
like tears in the rain, Scoob

I want Tf3 at this point or really any game that takes place in the universe of TF.

The great thing about TF is that you could make a game of nearly any genre whatsoever and it could work be it fighting game or point n click.

T_T 7

But that's not skill.

Demoman takes skill

Demopan takes skillet.

You can't expect it to last forever. You have to let go.

>put 200 hours into stock demoman
>I'm getting alright at it, but still leagues away from those people who regularly pull 15+ killstreaks

>just for kicks play eyelander demognikht on banana bay, only melee experience is like 8-10 hours of degroot
>25+ heads like it's nothing

It's fucking bullshit, I feel like my performance relies more on some feng-shui nonsense than my actual experience.

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>get 4 heads
>swap shield for sticky launcher
>fly around Sticky spamming at near scout speeds with more health than a soldier
Good times

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Why normalfags hate Dustbowl? If it wasn't only 3 stages that would've been the very best map in the game.

Demoknight can be really OP, especially if you time your charges into unsuspecting light / medium classes. Anyone who gets massive KSs has a pocket medic, dispenser or choke point

What are you talking about? Dustbowl is the most popular map that isn't 2fort.

NEWSFLASH, THEY NEVER PROMISED A 2ND HEAVY UPDATE.
Take a moment and think about it yourself. Where exactly did you hear that a heavy update would indeed happen? valve goes back on shit they say all the time, remember when they worked on shit like cactus canyon, asteroid, the comics, achievements would be part of Jungle Inferno? MvM.

Besides you got something heavy related! The Second Banana.
>"B-BUT VALVE SAID BOTH WOULD GET ONE!!!"

teamfortress.com/post.php?id=22675

I quote;
"only one of them will get a future Class Update!"
>B-BUT VALVE SAID "
I quote;
>But! Okay, both of them might get new Class Updates at some point. In fact, it's highly likely they both will."

Yes, read that twice. MIGHT get a new class update.

M I G H T .

As for "it's highly likely they both will" as highly likely as cactus canyon, asteroid, achievements being completed and added. They never said 100% both would happen, the said highly likely

HIGHLY LIKELY DOESN'T MEAN 100%

You're genuinely in denial and delusional if you truly believe a 2nd heavy update will come out.
Stop being retarded sheeple and listening and thinking Zig Forums or reddit is right, you're wasting time thinking a 2nd heavy update will come out. Fucking learn to think, actual sheeple. You can post this on reddit but they're a massive hivemind and tell you it's 100% happening and you'll get downvoted and post removed because it's not meme cancer that's plagued the tf2 subreddit. Joke subreddit for sheeple who can't think and blindly read every thing they see as facts and truth.

Watch as you try and tell me they promised you a 2nd heavy update.

user, the map is so heavily defense sided and spamable tunnels they had to make 20 minute long timers. The first and second map of dustbowl are ok, the the third is dogshit.

>tfw having a lot of fun with sniper

payload maps, at least
should I switch to bow for attack/defend maps?

I think most people have realized and accepted by now that JI will be the last big update the game ever gets.

>try demoknight
>encounter pyro

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It's a fun "lets fuck around" map but for serious play it's just obnoxious bordering on impossible unless you have a brain dead defense team.

The only truly awful map with zero redeeming qualities I can think of is Junction.

>hopes and fears for update
Heavy Update (duh), give him atleast a new weapon that changes the way you play him (riot shield, harpoon gun, cannon, whatever). Also give us cactus canyon and asteroid (with no gravity outside) and a new contracker campaign. Taunts, cosmetics and skins aren't important.
>favorite map
ctf_well, lots of good memories when I first started playing
>favorite weapon
Black Rose so I can flex on those who can't get it anymore lol
>favorite line
"If God had wanted you to live he would have NOT created me!"

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Bow is direct downgrade in terms of lethality, but it's also fun.

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youtube.com/watch?v=yGs8nLgyQkQ

sheeple, heavy update's not happening. Braindead