Sorry, it has nothing to do with getting good or whatever you pricks can come up with. I finally made it to the sky village. Gyobu, Genichiro, the giant gorilla and his "wife", the snake, the shamisen girl, the corrupt monk, Owl, I unlocked the whole skill tree after incessant grind in the gun fort.
I'M JUST FUCKING TIRED HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO DIE OVER AND OVER AGAIN TO FIGURE OUT STUFF THAT SHOULD JUST BE PAINTED IN FRONT OF ME?
I finally made it to the sky village, and now suddenly after dying like 20 times to the "true" corrupt monk(lets just recycle the same boss and give "her" an additional life cuz she immortaaaaaaaaaaal) there is something beyond the lake that's farting lightning bolts at me, and I can't find how to get at him before he kills me(that is without watching a "youtube video on how to git gud").
I know I can beat this game if I want but I'm just tired and bored now, why so many fucking traps and obstacles? How many weird stuff have to strike me by surprise? stop saying "git gud" it has nothing to do with that.
FUCK OWL FUCK THE MONKS FUCK CENTIPEDES FUCK GORILLAS FUCK ASHINA AND GENICHIRO AND FUCK THIS PIECE OF SHIT GAME.
TAKE MY ADVICE AND JUST SIDE WITH OWL AND MURDER EMMA (that slut) AFTER YOU GIVE HER YOUR SEEDS AND CALL IT QUITS. THE GAME IS NOT WORTH AFTER THAT, AND THERE IS A 98.9% CHANCE YOU WILL MISS ON THE TRUE ENDING ANYWAY IF YOU DONT READ GUIDES.
I applaud your effort for typing out this bait but you're still a retard
Dominic Watson
>I'M JUST FUCKING TIRED HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO DIE OVER AND OVER AGAIN TO FIGURE OUT STUFF THAT SHOULD JUST BE PAINTED IN FRONT OF ME? Apply this to every single thing you do and you will realize how fucking retarded it sounds.
Grayson Baker
I have 53 hours of game time and I still just keep going at the same cycle over and over again, it's just boring this game is not fun after you figure out the flaws and realize that the best way to beat bosses is to spoil yourself reading guides to get secrets like how prosthetic tools apply only to specific bosses (like the headless ape and the spear) or that you just have to not mash and patiently parry while you drain the boss health...Sloooooooooowly.
Fuck Sekiro.
Jayden Kelly
you made it to the corrupted monk, and now you're giving up?
fine, fucking quitter.
Luis Taylor
I've only played 3 fromsoft games I completed Sekiro 12 times Dark Souls once Bloodborne twice
guess which one has the best gameplay
Christian Ramirez
bitch nigga, i never beat a dark souls game, yet i managed to beat the final bosse's ass by fucking cheesing him.
now get back in there, and kick that corrupted monk's ASS!
Cameron Reed
I have a pretty good guess on which one is shortest and doesn't have any DLC's.
And another proof that Sekiro isn't really that hard on your reaction times and stuff like that, but is really hard at understanding the baseline mechanics. How can anyone be so stupid as to not figure how to get over the lake? You have to be a moron or a woman with no 3D imagination to not realize that you can just walk around the fucking thing without even touching the water. I tried watching some "funny" streamer playing Sekiro and it literally hurts, when somebody screams and curses at the game because he doesn't understand that the Headless still damages you even through a perfect parry. Sekiro is the ultimate moron filter. You don't have to be smart or anything like that, you just have to be "not a moron".
Sekiro is kinda open ended too and you can traverse it really fast if you know where to go.
Samuel Campbell
>that you just have to not mash and patiently parry while you drain the boss health how is this a bad thing? And who forced you to read guides on the internet instead of figuring stuff out by yourself?
Man I feel like I'm gonna be where you are in a few days, I started today and I'm really liking the game, more than the previous FS titles. But I just can see myself hitting a wall
You tell me how you figured out "by yourself" how to kill the headless ape, or how to get the homecoming ending you dumg nigger.
Elijah Long
you're right. It's surprisingly open ended. Doesn't feel like it at times, but, for instance, once you beat Blazing Bull, there's so many options to where you can go next.
Even before you have the option of completing Hirata Estate if you feel like it.
>53 hours thats for one walkthrough? are you actually retarded or something? It took me ~10 hours to go through this game twice, It doesnt have much replayability after that.
Pretty sure I hit 53 hours on like ng+5 without Kuro’s charm. I can’t even imagine being that bad at video games
Jackson Reed
>thats for one walkthrough? are you actually retarded or something? It took me ~10 hours to go through this game twice, It doesnt have much replayability after that.
That's because you're a retard who doesn't take time to explore and I bet you haven't unlocked any prosthetic or skills.
Bentley Rivera
Take a break. That's what I'm doing, got to Owl and now I'm just gonna play other stuff for a while and come back. Shit can be frustrating but really it's just a matter of patience.
Austin Williams
>headless ape Don’t be shit
Landon Hall
>twice in 10 hours how fucking quickly were you playing it because that's pretty fucking fast
Jace Brown
I killed the ape without even using the spear. I didn't know it was a thing until I saw your post lol.
Nicholas Richardson
get good retard
Juan Rivera
>Give Emma your seeds?
Well yes or no user?
Eli Sanders
And the second time how did you do it?
Noah Torres
pfffffffft HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. not even gonna read your post, OP, already lost it at the title. better luck next time
Luke Diaz
Try Nioh 2 instead. It's still pretty difficult but doesn't completely forget what fun is like Sekiro does.
Nolan Bennett
>play souls game >die a lot >get mad >kill a thread on your favorite Swiss money laundering forum just to bitch and moan about it
how did you struggle with the headless ape is a better question because its not that hard of a fight to be honest
Nathaniel Scott
what is hard about the homecoming? I got the book on my first playthrough and did the praying old lady quest by giving her rice. I mean, you have to be a moron to not figure out what "make the monkey dance" and "fly the kite" means. I never figured that you can pull out the centipide from headless ape with the spear, but that's mostly because I used oil + fire barrel on him, seemed to be the most effective thing to use against him. Fireckrackers against the bull are pretty obvious. Spear agains the fire-drunkard guy is also obvious if you read the fucking spear tutorial. Shuriken against butterfly lady is also obvious because of the fucking tutorial. The centipide pull thing is supposed to be secret technique, not like it's the only way to beat him. I mean, you can literally ignore shinobi tools.
>how did you struggle with the headless ape is a better question because its not that hard of a fight to be honest SEE? I KNEW IT YOUR FUCKING FAGGOT YOU DIDNT EVEN FINISH THE GAME YOU TROLLING ASS NIGGER
YOU CANT BEAT THE APE IF KURO DOESNT GIVE YOU THE BOOK.
Jonathan Carter
Literally no one does that
Isaac Gonzalez
reminder that you can play it with a superior framerate?
Dylan Butler
>i didnt play the game the post The average time it takes to beat the game in your 1st play through should be about 30-40 hours tops. That's doing all the optional boss except for owl in hirata estate. That requires some sort guide. Either you just beat the game twice with the shura ending or you didn't even play the game.
Charles Gonzalez
Get a load of this guy who thinks people don't cheat.
Brayden Edwards
That's the best part, hitting that fucking wall and overcome it.
Samuel Taylor
>reminder what am I being reminded of tho?
Gavin Myers
This game is a 10/10 solely for the meltdowns it caused
Ryder King
Those are just retards who read guides and/or watch speedrun before playing the game.
Jayden Myers
you literally just walk to the left through the buldings which then leads to the little fortress the guy is shooting you from. I'm surprised someone as retarded as you made it that far. The final boss of that area is a glorified cutscene.
Ryan Ortiz
>I unlocked the whole skill tree after incessant grind in the gun fort. yeah no shit you burned out, how many hours did that take lol well I'm not really asking since this whole thing is bait
Gabriel Parker
It was truly amazing to see people on this board become the "casuals" they made fun off because they couldn't co-op their way through it.
Connor Collins
>headless damages you thru a perfect parry I didn't even notice. Using confetti each fight turns into spamming attack until it's dead.
Gavin Rivera
Dude, what is so fucking hard about exploring and finding the white flower and then giving it to the NPC that ASKS FOR THE WHITE FLOWER. God, you're so dumb it's making me angry. And if you couldn't figure out how to spirit Kotaro away, you either didn't even read the divine abduction description, or didn't even try to fucking use it. Like, how much of a smoothbrain you have to be, to not even try to use the fans? Just out of curiousity, ffs.
