TAKE ME DOWN TO THE PLAYSTATION CITY

TAKE ME DOWN TO THE PLAYSTATION CITY
WHERE THE GAMES ARE BAD AND THE FRAMERATE'S 30

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open the door
get on the floor
there aren't any games on the ps4

I’VE BECOME SO NUMB
PS4 HAS NO GAMES
BECOME SO TIRED
OF THE SHOVELWARE
I’M BECOMING THIS
ALL I WANT TO DO
IS BE MORE LIKE WII
AND BE LESS LIKE PS2

IT WAS A PORT MACHINE,
A BORDERLINE MEME,
WORSE DAMN CONSOLE,
THAT I, EVER SEEN,
HAD SHORT SUPPLIES,
REGGIE TELLIN' ME NOTHING BUT LIES,
HARDWARE POWERED BY RASPBERRY PI's

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How's the third playthrough of animal crossing going?

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TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUST
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE
ASS-BLEEDIN' SUICIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
CRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
WHEN I TOLD HIM TO GET CANCER AND DIE

SHOT THROUGH THE HEART AND YOURE TO BLAME
PS4 HAS NO GAMES

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30 fps is more cinematic than 60 fps. This is indisputable.

SHE'S A MANIAC
MANIAC
ON THE FLOOR
THERE AREN'T ANY GAMES ON THE PS4

CUT MY FRAMERATE INTO PIECES
IT'S ANOTHER PC PORT

>ctrl+f
>and i still haven't found

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This thread is beautiful

WHEN I WAS

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NO GAMES FOR SONY
WALKING SIM
PAID MOVIE
NO GAMES FOR SONY
WALKING SIM
PAID MOVIE
SEPHIROTH as a timed exclusive

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I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR A GAME TO COME AND FALL INTO MY HANDS
COULD PLAYING BLOODBORNE MAKE ME FEEL THE PLEASURES OF A NORMAL MAN
THESE MULTIPLATFOMS BARELY INTEREST ME FOR ANOTHER DAY
I'VE GOT THE CONSOLE, LOSE HORIZON. TAKE PS PLUS AWAY

IT'S GETTING SLOWER, DROPPING FRAMES, IT'S GETTING OUT OF HAND
ON SINGLE DIGITS NOW, DOWN A CHALICE, IT'S A NO MANS LAND
SONY ARE CENSORING, GAMES ARE GRASHING, GETTING FREQUENT NOW
I'VE GOT THE CONSOLE, LOSE THE EXCLUSIVES, LET IT OUT SOMEHOW

WHAT MEANS TO PLATINUM, WHAT MEANS TO GUERRILLA, WE WILL MEET AGAIN
IM WATCHING A PC|FAT PLAY WITH 2B, I TAKE NO PITY FROM N1NTODDLERS
WHO IS RIGHT, WHO CAN TELL AND WHO GIVES A DAMN RIGHT NOW
UNTIL THE NEXT GEN TAKES HOLD, THEN YOU'LL KNOW
UNTIL THE NEXT GEN TAKES HOLD, THEN YOU'LL KNOW
UNTIL THE NEXT GEN TAKES HOLD, THEN YOU'LL KNOW

IVE GOT THE CONSOLE
BUT LOSE THE EXCLUSIVES

IVE GOT THE CONSOLE
BUT LOSE THE EXCLUSIVES

IVE GOT THE CONSOLE
BUT LOSE THE EXCLUSIVES

EXCLUSIVES

EXCLUSIVES, EXCLUSIVES, EXCLUSIVES, EXCLUSIVES, EXCLUSIVESSSS

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Don’t you have a bull to watch, tendies?

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Finally, a good thread.

>506631450
>506635032
Don't you have a movie to cry about?

PS3 has no games

also fuck zoom and china

WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE
PS3 HAS NO GAMES
YOU CAN HAVE ANYTHING YOU WANT
BUT PS3 HAS NO GAMES

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>tfw you report snoyboy for making fun of your furry games so mod bans him

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JANNIES THEY ALL HATE ME! UH-HUH UH-HUH
JANNIES THEY ALL HATE ME! UH-HUH UH-HUH
JANNIES THEY ALL HATE ME! UH-HUH UH-HUH

AND ALL THE FROGGIES SAY I'M PRETTY FLY (FOR A BIG GUY!)

YOU KNOW IT'S KINDA FUN JUST TO SHITPOST EVERYDAY
THE JANNY ISN'T COOL BUT HE FAKES IT ANYWAY
HE GOES DELETE MY POSTS COZ HE'S JELLY AND VILE
AND EVERYTHING HE LACKS, WELL, HE MAKES UP IN DENIAL

SO GO POST BAIT AND MASTURBATE
YOU KNOW THE JANNY DOESN'T GET PAID ANYWAY
GOTTA PLAY THE FIELD AND KEEP IT REAL
FOR HIM NO WAY FOR HIM NO WAY
BUT HE WILL JUST HATE TO OVERCOMPENSATE
AT LEAST YOU'LL KNOW YOU CAN EAT HOTPOCKETS EVERYDAY
THE BOARD NEEDS LESS JANNIES AH
HEY HEY POST THAT BRAND NEW MEME

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jej

IT'S BEEN ONE WEEK SINCE YOU LOOKED AT ME

TOTAL BISCUIT IN THE GROUND TONIGHT
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Anyone have that ancient picture of console mascots with Mario, Master Chief and Will Ferrell?

SHOT THROUGH THE HEART.
AND YOU'RE TO BLAME.
PS4 HAS
NO GAMES.

STILL NO GAMES ON THE PS3

NIP MAN CAME, ACROSS THE SEA
HE BROUGHT NO GAMES, FOR PS3

I miss him bros

guys, SHUT THE FUCK UP!

and let's start making a PS5 song in advance this time?

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a little off

sorry frogfag, try to MATCH THE SONG

Classic

WELCOME TO PLAYSTATION
WE GOT NO FUN OR GAMES
WE GOT ALL THE SOI YOU WANT
KEKS AND WE KNOW YOUR NAME

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WAKE ME UP INSIDE
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
CALL MY NAME AND SAVE ME FROM THE ONIONS
BID MY BLOOD TO RUN
BEFORE I COME UNDONE
SAVE ME FROM THE BASEDMAN I'VE BECOME
I'VE BEEN LIVING A LIE, THERE'S NOTHING INSIDE

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