Do you min/max through life Zig Forums?

do you min/max through life Zig Forums?

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yes but only my sex life

do Americans really....

Fuck min/maxers. I've known a few in my life and they were always insufferable cunts. Everything they owned was always better than what I had, and I mean everything. They work at McDonalds or other shitty jobs nowadays

He's a faggot, not a minmaxer. I would've just eaten in the kitchen

>doesn't even salt & pepper it
jesus christ this is depressing

sometimes when im coming home with groceries im thinking about how to minmax my route through my house (bring the shit I bought to the kitchen, undress, wash hands etc) and I always been wondering how autistic I am for doing that

>flush before all the way done peeing

gotta go fast

>men live in apartments like this and see no problem

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WTF is min/max? Some american expression?

Lol look at this noob.

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user, i humbly invite you to git gud

thats 100% a womans apartment though

nobody who spends time on Zig Forums is min/maxing in life.

>didn't shove his pan in a clear acrylic box on his roof for the Sun to cook it
never gonna make it

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Okay its an RPG term. But I never heard of it

Shitposting is srs bsns.

>retard alert
user you might want to give that photo another look...

ok, i looked at it again. still looks like a woman lives there

love the sheer arsemad anons had when someone dared call out their total lack of taste
>b-but you too!
Yes.

only clutter in my house are the copious amounts of whiskey bottles and cig butts

that's the point, the original was just a spartan apartment and anons edited it to look like a messy woman lived there in order to own the feminazis

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sorry i called you a retard. its a pretty well known pic of a dude's apartment (that some chick tweeted about), only this version has a bunch of stupid shit shooped onto it.

why is he the same color as raw beef

that's what a tan looks like

i'm well aware the original version was a dudes apartment. that isn't what i'm talking about. all the shit thrown in there is clearly things woman would want/have, so it looks like a womans apartment, despite it originally being a dudes apartment.

>no one cared who i was until i put on the beef

that's what I just said user
I thinkn doesn't realise it was shooped to make fun of the woman by implying women also live in bad apartments, and doesn't get that livelaughlove and prosecco and starbucks = woman

i'm gonna be honest bud i don't really understand why you're posting

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Oh, you're autistic or ESL lmao

yes, ill cook my ramen and eat it out of the pot bc any other way is retarded

no i understood that (frankly you'd be a bit dense not to), i was only apologizing because my better angels told me not to call confused anons retards

im 100% autistic

>wypipo when they go outside for 2 minutes

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I believe he's actually autistic

your 100% gay lol

Something about extreme cheapskates make my blood boil, I can't imagine someone be that cheap, and I know ton of jews.

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