Play any game that is alleged to be "incredibly hard"

>play any game that is alleged to be "incredibly hard"
>beat it effortlessly without dying a single time on my first try
>play any "competitive" multiplayer game
>effortlessly win every single match
>could probably go pro in any game of any genre if I really wanted to
How do you cope with being too good at games?
Am I just too intelligent for this hobby?

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same :(

You just don't have a social life (probably)

>Is the best gamer ever for realz
>Isn't capitalizing by winning multi-million dollar tournaments

Sounds like you're just a brainlet to me OP

>friend gets Tekken 7
>invites everyone over to play
>bring my fightstick, everyone playing on pad
>beat everyone effortlessly
>everyone gets salty and just stops playing
>sit alone at the tv in practice mode until it's time to go home
>get told afterwards that everybody was pissed at my behavior
>cry myself to sleep
>never spoke to them since

I played against hundreds of people who claimed the same things and I beat them without even trying.

I don't know about OP but i'm tournament level good at smash but abstain from the scene specifically because it's the smash scene. All these years of playing has made me realize smash really shouldn't be considered a fighting game.

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based autist
if they can't keep up with you they aren't worthy of being your friends

I notice that in every group of friends there is always, ALWAYS one autist that goes hard knowing damn well that everyone else is gonna be mashing and playing for fun. Fuck even when I would play SFV and guilty gear I would intentionally play characters I suck with to make it even. Then some retard sweats it out like it's top 8 at EVO and doesn't understand why he gets excluded from the group immediately after.

There's no way you idiots can't know that you're pissing everyone off. Just what the fuck is your problem?

Maybe you dont actually play hard games...
A Lanterns Glow
Darkest Dungeon

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So basically you suck.

Sorry I'm not a woman.
I play to win, not for """"""""""""""""fun"""""""""""""".

either make a burner twitch channel and prove your skills or fuck off

>hog the tv and just whale on an NPC for hours until everyone fucks off
>cry anyways when they tell you later instead of just telling you to gtfo the tv at the party

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Same. People always talk about how hard it is to make a girl cum but I did it my first try

I could go pro on Smite maybe, my winrate is around 80%

I just say nigger too much and would be inevitably slip up and lose it all though

>I could make money playing video games but some people smell so I'll wageslave instead
Okay sure.

No wonder your friends hate you if you take a get together with them that seriously.

>one dude literally sweating over a fighting game only he plays at a party
>just gets booted off the tv so people can play a different game
>even better, fighting game autist leaves right after

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If you're genuinely this good, become a streamer. There's a pretty big market for flavor-of-the-month "hard" games like Jump King and whatever shooter is popular at the time.

This. I'm literally God

this is why you never succeed in life
settling for mediocrity instead of always striving to be the best no matter the situation
pathetic honestly

>competitive Smash
>I could make money

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Having a thriving social life with friends who actually like you and don't think you're an asshole is "succeeding in life" much more than being the best at a video game. Unless you're a professional and getting paid to win, there's no reason to take it that seriously.

>Taking a casual gaming session with friends THIS seriously
this is why you have no friends

Lol, what does your existence consist of besides eating, gaming, sleeping and shitting? Got laid off from Mickey D's?

No retard. It's more like
>playing a game as jank as smash to make money would make me want to kill myself

I work for a company that holds events for other organizations. Back when fortnite was really big a hockey team in Canada hired us to set up a competitive event for kids where the prize would be a meet and greet with the players and a bunch of merchandise. I have never lost more faith in humanity in my life than when I saw people in their mid 30s bodying actual children in a competition designed for them. At least the look on the players faces when they had to shake some greasy fat balding man's hand made me chuckle. But seriously fuck people who think EVERYTHING is a competition.

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Why do people act as if beating games is some kind of accomplishment? They are literally designed to be beaten.

Why didn't you have an age restriction retard?

screencapping this for reddit. this is top tier autism.

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I have this problem too, except not in video games. Pretty women love having sex with me. Literal 10/10s message me online, approach me at resturaunts, cat call me at parks. Its harassment at some point. It must be because Im too good at sex with my 12 inch penis. Any others with this clear disability?

I don't know I didn't make the rules. But one would assume seeing children competing in events means it's not for you, neckbeard

>nooo you can't win!!!stop winning!!!
This is why you democrats will never win again lmao. The people have woken up. We want to win

I can get behind this posting

>>play any game that is alleged to be "incredibly hard"
>>beat it effortlessly without dying a single time on my first try
Show me proof of you beating Operation Flashpoint's campaign.

>could probably go pro in any game of any genre if I really wanted to
Then go pro? What's stopping you?

>play the same multiplayer games
>kinda suck at it

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Not him but this is some projecting

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This. Sometimes I'll be chatting with a supermodel about this new game I found and she'll just keep asking about my 15 inch dick. Its so demoralizing when they just objectify you like that.

Post your stats in said competitive game. If I was a gambling man, I'd bet good money that you are a fucking shitter. Especially fighting games.

Wow, you're really good. You should play competitively and earn some money. There's thousands of dollars in it for you.

why do you see a funpost and get angry?

It's really hard to limit your skills at something without deliberately doing badly, like full-retard badly.

Used to work in a card shop where we would host yugioh tournaments for prizes twice a week. Of course kids would sometimes enter and most people are nice enough to go easy on them and even help them by giving out cards. They'd still win since prizes where on the line but they wouldn't destroy the poor kids. Then you had the unironically autists who would turn 1 kill these kids with their tier zero decks and in some cases try to make them feel bad for playing with their decks. Every time I had to come over and warn these fat fucks that they're being retarded they'd fire back with "I didn't enter a tournament to not play at my best" before waddling off in their crap stained sweatpants Fucking pissed me right off.

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>competitive event
>fuck people who think EVERYTHING is a competition

>some random complimented me on my halo skills the other day
>just last night at one am he said he was lonely and wanted to play with me

I'm scared now

Back in high school this local shop held a tournament for halo 3 so me and a couple friends entered, and the final match was actually a 13 year old vs a 30 year old. The 13 year old shit on this guy and it was funny as fuck, but the old guy got pissed and literally threatened to beat this 13 year old's ass for "being a cheap screen peeking faggot"
Spoiler, they were on separate TV's lol.
Anyways this guy is losing his shit because he lost the chance at 50 bucks he was gonna smoke anyways, and the manager was afraid to call the cops so me and the lads ganged up on him, threw him out of the store lol. Who the fuck threatens a kid over halo?

See

I could tell you eighteen different aspects of my life and you wouldnt believe me because this is a Austrian coal mining theory discussion imageboard lol.

ok, ninja

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Can you relax? He probably just wants to fuck you. What's your damage? He's being nice

Damn you're hardcore bro. I'd be scared to fucks with you lol damn nigga you scary fuck