>I...I don't see any video games, user?
I...I don't see any video games, user?
I see a joy stick.
>tfw my penis curves hard to the left because of having an erection while wearing underwear for years
How do I fix this?
you are a fucking faggot, this is a video games board
You're fucked dude, sorry
>tfw did this except I put my pp upwards so now it has a nice upward curve
Of course.
We'going to play some Wii games.
put tampon up yer arse, and knot the twine around your dick, so it will always be pointed down
Zig Forums approved
Surgery exists, but you lose length, sometimes up to an inch. Mine curves to the left side from masturbating since I was a lil fagglet. I'll give you a tip, if you can still fuck with it, then don't take the surgery, if it's curved so much that you cannot have normal sex, then get the surgery.
>GF used to jerk me trough my pants for 8+ years
>Now dick is leaning to the right and it looks awkward as fuck
Jerk it through your pants the other way. In 8 years you'll be cured.
>tfw my dick curves straight forward making it look bigger than it actually is
Nice cock you have there, bro.
you can't fuck with science like that.
i'd say this is flawless
And he's not even hard.
Does it impede your ability to have sex?
No? Then dont bother.
Yes? Go to the fucking Doctor .
>dick is like 2-3 inches soft but 6-7 hard
it can't just be me right
>tfw curved upward dick for maximum impregnation
I'm about to cuck you from your waifus anons, and it won't be pretty
Bretty naisu, but shower and grower at the same time is the masterrace.
nah that's most white people
big floppy dicks are a non-white thing
>ugly bastard
The only thing you're impregnating is a restraining order.
I'm not even white
How about these big tiddy milfs? Won't they do instead?
>non-white
>big
Kek, nice joke user.
>big floppy dicks are a non-white thing
cope
big floppy dicks are a cut suspensory ligament thing
penis enlargement surgeries are pathetic
Shotas with big dicks paired with cute onee-sans is so god-like I am literally incapable of jerking off to anything else anymore.
meh meh
i dont get it
Is it big?
You can straighten it with my butt
OP, we just had a /ss/ thread
sounds pretty gay
Okay, make this one gay.
This is a gay thread I think. I was hoping for some milf bait
>no cute shota bf
why even live
How about I dress up as a girl for you?
Then it's almost straight
this is the /gs/ thread
I only like ss when the shota has a massive cock
am i based or cringe?
still sounds gay
you should do it tho
no homo
Cringe. Only cute small cocks allowed.
>/gs/
I think you mean /s/
based but also is right, small cocks are the best for shotas. The smaller the better.
Me too dude, my dick is crooked as fuck
Left or Right?
I personally enjoy both, but you're based enough on my radar.
Otokonoko
Trannies are disgusting
Right, he is cuter
Right absolutely shits on left.
>masculine body
Left
Great now I gotta fap to hung trap tomgirl fembois again
I always fapped with by dick straight and I'm a 5" grower
Is 9S truly a shota? I figured he was more of a twink
Come here little shota i'll show you something.
why is my pee pee hard after reading this?
right of course, traps that dont delude themselves into thinking theyre actual women are god tier
>watch JAV porn video with a midget guy and some onee chan high schoolers, going for an oneshota fantasy
>girl just starts squirming on the table and screaming KIMOCHII when the guy fucks her instead of embracing him in his tights and hugging him like in a true oneshota doujin
fucking ruined, why do they even make these videos if they don't have proper direction
>Oil
My fucking WEAKNESS
get a room
with me.
As always, 2D>>>>>>>>>>>>>shit>>>>>D.
Masculine bodies with feminine faces is literally perfection though
how do I delete your post?
How about a tomboy instead of a tranny?
fine but youre covering half
Ah yes, the infamous big dick chad Shotaro, impregnator of older women. It's been a while my old friend.
you ain't wrong
Tomgirl >= Tomboy
Former (biological) male cannot get pregnant even after a sex change and tits that big would need to be fake
The left one has many odd quirks that would require clarification so until then my choice would be the right one
>tfw no feminine bf that crossdresses just for you to make you happy
Also trannies are disgusting
Be the change you want to see, become a porn director
This was a good fuckin doujin.
>shota
>big dick
whats the point
my dick is 6 inches long and 4.5inch girth, uncut
is there any hope for me
left implies magical change so they're both fine to me
adjust to the right for another years
>cuteboi ass + feet combo
Hnnnnngggggh!
Lewd disproportions are amazing when paired with someone cute and innocent looking
mine is even more extreme, about an inch flaccid, maybe less, sometimes I have trouble peeing during the winter because the sides of my groin stick out more than my dick does, but hard it's around 6-7 as well.