Not only are we going to make you watch your favorite characters get killed snuff film style

>will cry out in horror when they discover the lifeless furry best friend
i swear Niel inadvertently made my ideal game

Hey uh why are the developers telling people so much about their game? Must they take away the surprises that these wacky mechanics provide?

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no not the heckin pupperinos
no idea why underscores instead of .s

>or "stray" from the idea

tfw someone with your same opinion makes you regret it with their autism

in what other game can i kill someones dog watch them morn it then walk up and stab the cunt in the face?

If someone owns the dog it wouldn’t just be attacking random girls. Shit writing.

Pretty sure you could do that in Postal 2.

It's a videogame, why would I care about killing anything in a videogame it's not fucking real.

> zombie apoc
> every dog has an owner

i have played hours of postal 2 no one gives a shit about their dogs

NO THE WOOFERINO!!!

>WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY PITBULL PURPOSEFULLY SNIFFED YOU OUT, COORDINATED WITH OTHER PITBULLS, AND STARTED ATTACKING YOU COMPLETELY INPROVOKED!? That would never happen, my dog is so kind and gentle. Why did you have to kill her even though she was tearing you to shreds. I mean, she was probably just being friendly, that's her nature.

hehe hecking based!

i am going to buy this game and kill all the dgs lol

Why did they write this in such an edgy manner? Is this real?

They make it seem like I would give a shit to kill a dog that is about to kill me. Look, I love animals and will do all I can to save them in real life. But this is a video game and I would never hesitate to kill something that is trying to kill me.

Fuck off, kikeman. Nobody is buying your interactive movie.

WTF antisemite

wtf im buying the game now

After coming off the back of some big DQXI and Animal Crossing good times, I cannot for the life of me figure out why someone would want to play this. It just looks so fucking morbid and depressing, as if we don't already have enough of that in life. At least the first game had the aspect of getting to explore ruined civilisation with interesting looking zombies, or the nice aspects of Joel and Ellie bonding. All this seems to have for it is gratuitous violence and a constant tonal theme that seems to just be about depressing the player.

based nintendo autist only playing colorful cheery games

>people eat cows and pigs by the fucking truck load
>same people freak the fuck out when you virtually kill a dog in a game
>"noooo, wtf. Not the doggos! Reeee"

I've never understood this

Kingdom Come: Deliverance

Wait, what the fuck is this? Is this a Snake Eater mod?

t. Chang

Good God this is beyond cringe. This is what a teenager would think is "deep".

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Stuff like this has impact in movies where you see it once.
It's not gonna be very intense after seeing it 50 times with the same lines and animations, just annoying like overly long brutal takedowns. Also it feels like they are actively trying to make people hate the game, no normalfag wants to see an NPC having a breakdown because you brutally murdered his beloved dog, I don't even know what audience they want at this point.

10,000 years of co-evolution. Really not that hard to understand.

>enemies can open doors
>enemies have names
>enemies have friends
>enemies can be sad
How well does ND implement that through the series? Might be worth a pirate just to experience the feeling of destroying some NPCs and watching their squadmates become horrified and angry.

Way to miss the point. You're either lobotomised or are strawmanning like a motherfucker, which is it?

I'm happy to be that guy. Nintendo doesn't try and sell me murdering dogs as a feature.