What do he think of FF7R?

Kek

Not with that weight

Look at all those dead websites at the top

>this is your average Zig Forums poster

Would baby Sephiroth and baby Dovakhin be friends?

FF7 has broken people.

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theyre 6 years apart so probably no

looks comfy

no they would be rivals because one is a villain and the other a hero

It's pretty fucking uncomfortable once learning the background of events that happened there

what habbimd?

youtu.be/lFRjrLmc_4c

Some guy ended up having 2 avid FF7 larper lesbians calling themselves Jenova and Hojo as roommates who tried to convince him that he was Zack

Probably asking why he has the same name as some faggot

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Can I get some form of text summary instead I don't want to give this fag +1 view

>its real
Life is a simulation isnt it?

Some lesbian claims she's a "soul bonder" and says she's Jenova from final fantasy. She starts a religion and convinces other people that they're characters from video games like FF7 and Suikoden. She refuses to get off her lazy ass and get a job and forces the author, who's referred to as Zack from ff7, to do all the work and shit. The place she lived in was filthy and she never showered, always covering herself in more perfume. She also claimed she had multiple personalities living inside her and she'd hold rituals where they'd gather around and have music from the video games playing in the background

A literal FF LARPing cult

Why would you name your child this?

most people are dumb

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formerly chuck

He's probably in juvie right now he can't play vidya

Imagine being this child. You are born stained with a name from a product.

I would've loved to have a name like that as a kid.

NOOOOOOOO YOU CANT NAME YOUR KID THAT HE"S GONNA GET BULLIED!!

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It's got little to do with intelligence since Elon Musk named his son X Æ A-12

It'd be hilarious if when he grows up he just hated every Bethesda game.

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And your parents named you that so they could win a contest.

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>he really believes that

Oh god, FF7 house. It's like those moments in amnesia movies where the protag suddenly remembers his whole life in a rush as the memories come flowing in, and it's immensely painful. God, just the vague echoing memories of that story make me intensely uncomfortable. I wonder how those people are doing now?

To be fair, he's also named Tom, which is probably going to end up the name he actually goes by.

And most countries allow you to change your name. It's pretty fucking dumb, but it could be worse.

NOOOOOOI COULD'VE BEEN NAMED ETHAN

Wonder what kind of mental state all the Elsa's will be in in 15 years

FF7 has some nice names that could totally work. You have to adapt them though.

>Zack
>Strife
>Tiffany
>Cid
>Elena
>Vincent
>Rufus

Middle or last names
>Gainsborough (which is even a real name)
>Lockheart
>Highwind
>Kisaragi
>Valentine
>Wallace (real name)

Why's he so fucking red?

This baby turns more and more red with every photo

Scandifag here, is Elsa that uncommon? Lots of people have that name here, although mostly older ladies.

He wanted to be name the hero of kvatch instead.