>"Don't Starve"
>you can starve
"Don't Starve"
Gavin Young
Ryan Watson
the game is telling you to not starve
Josiah Nguyen
>Don't shit your pants.
>You can shit your pants.
Elijah Nelson
Yeah, you failed.
Blake Peterson
Starving is the least of your worries in Don't Starve
Leo Parker
also unrelated, but I almost shit my pants walking my dog today.
Noah Walker
come on op these threads are only good if you do them right
>can't starve
>you can starve
dumbass
Nathaniel Diaz
>oxygen not included
>you start with oxygen
Chase Bell
Why, does it have rape? Ive never played it.
Oliver Cook
>destroy all humans
>you can spare some humans
what the fuck
Blake Watson
i hate when games lie to you
Lincoln Bell
>Devil May Cry
>Devils do cry, but sometimes they don't
Levi Sullivan
>minecraft
>mine
>craft
>most of the game is spend shoving food down your throat
Angel Miller
Kek
Nathan Phillips
>Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare
>takes place in 2011
Asher Cox
>DOOM Eternal.
>actually do fairly well against the hordes of Hell and the game is only a few hours long.
Gabriel Roberts
>duke nuke'em
>you can't nuke anyone
Owen Jenkins
greentext
Jonathan Morris
>Elder Scrolls
>it's a video game, not a scroll
>and it's really not that old
Jace Garcia
>halo wars
>the halos aren't at war with each other
Cooper James
>Work as a custodian
>Don't recieve pay
Jeremiah Wright
>Remember Me
>I forgot about it
Jackson Lopez
>Dark Souls
>You get souls as items and they're fucking glowing
Eli Jones
God I want to fuck that twinky little imp so God damn bad...
But my heart belongs to best Bird boi
Easton Evans
Impossible, no one would be crazy enough to do that
Nathan Lee
>Max Payne 3
>the game only contains one max payne
Wyatt White
>a hat in time
>there's actually more than one hat
Leo Adams
>Dong Dong Never Die
>you can die
Owen Robinson
this
like, sure, it's a fucking pittance of oxygen but when something says "batteries not included" that doesn't mean there's a small portion of a battery rattling around in there
Matthew Carter
theres not much to make it a green text.
I just had to take a shit while walking him and I got home before any shit touched my underwear.
Matthew Butler
>The World Ends With You
>the world is never at risk of ending
Henry Brooks
>Destroy All Humans
>some missions fail when you destroy humans
wtf??
Juan Hughes
>Black Ops
>You play a white male
Caleb Cooper
>cyberpunk 2077
Asher King
>Yakuza 0
>There are more than zero yakuza