Why do so many people here hate Nintendo? They're all just games at the end of the day, just like Sony...

Why do so many people here hate Nintendo? They're all just games at the end of the day, just like Sony, just like Microsoft.

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Because Nintendo always wins

video games

i dont have any brand loyalty and i imagine most people here just pretend to in order to shitpost
please dont ever believe anything said on this board is a genuine opinion. ever

Because people here and everywhere else never left console war shit in the 90s. It's always a fight for elitism. It's one of the many shitty aspects of this board.

Just console war kiddies still seething that Nintendo is so popular despite having the weakest systems out.

>underpowered
>gimmick
>supposedly a handheld but too large and performs better docked
>dock scratches screen
>cheap, flimsy joycons
>library consisting of rehashes, shovelware, the worst versions of multiplats and kiddie games.
>insufferable, delusional community
>manchildren love it
>system of choice for trannies and the morbidly obese.
>smash tournaments known for being comprised of people with no concept of personal hygiene
>an embarrassment to be seen playing in public
>horrible online, overpriced.
>console is overpriced, very low value in general
>often referred to as several derogatory names, some examples include “cucktendo shitch” or just “shitch”, “Fischer price tablet” or more rarely the “NINtENDO SWItCH” (the lowercase t’s representing the low testosterone of the typical Nintendo console owner)
I could go on but I think we’ve all seen enough to agree that owning a Nintendo Switch is undesirable.

read it in funny boy's voice

This
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

their fans

when you own multiple platforms to play on it becomes clear.

>artistic
*autistic

It drives them nuts that the nintendo console is still getting games while they either have none or haven't had one since Bloodborne

because they're only seen as good because their fanbase plays no other games

I know what you're trying to do.

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Basically
>Still charging 8th gen console prices for an underpowered tablet with a USB-C to HDMI cable
>Refusing to fucking lower their prices outside of a once in a blue moon sale
>Being one of the most hardcore Jew companies when it comes to copyright
>Treated as "THE SAVIORS OF CORE GAMING" when they still pull the exact same DLC bullshit as everyone else
>Will fucking charge full price for Wii U ports that took little effort
>Most of their games really are 6-7/10s at best but treated as fucking masterpieces by mouthbreather fanboys, but this is also true for Sony, but Microsoft's games are even shittier

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>underpowered
>cheap, flimsy joycons
>library consisting of rehashes, shovelware, the worst versions of multiplats
>horrible online, overpriced
>console is overpriced
trimmed that for you to only include non-retarded arguments

Eminem of video games

GRAB IT NOOOOW!!!

Wouldn't do it if it didn't work everytime.

>“NINtENDO SWItCH” (the lowercase t’s representing the low testosterone of the typical Nintendo console owner)
Who comes up with stupid shit like this

This isn't Zig Forums
I don't hate the company itself. I just hate the fanbase and I had beef with some kids in high school who were and still are diehard ninty fans, therefore I resent the company for enabling them.

I love Nintendo OP!
I LOVE NINTENDOOOO

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This is one of the most clever wordplays I've seen in a while, what do you mean stupid?

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Brand loyalty and zero sum thinking lead to a hatred of anything that isn't their brand.

>This isn't Zig Forums
That disclaimer applies to every high traffic board, particularly ones like Zig Forums where everyone is trying to troll each other.

Hey Zig Forums what would you do if you looked out the window and some funny little creature was breathing on the glass and it looks at you and goes "eh"?

I don't think their products or services are very good

nobody here cares. it's just that there is nothing to discuss and getting (You)'s by shitting on something popular is a quick dopamine fix

>This isn't Zig Forums

Pretty much is minus the porn.

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*PC

their cult-like autistic fanbase is hated more than the company themselves, who's just lazy and greedy.

ANT!? HAHAHAHA LOOK AT DA FUNNY ANT! PRETTY COOL, RIGHT? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>It drives them nuts that the nintendo console is still getting games
who are you fooling? the shitch is currently in a worse game drought than the wii u ever had.

How is it clever if you have to explain it?

And yet still doing better than the PS4 and xbone

Carrot concept

>And yet still doing better than the PS4
not really. in before the "launch aligned" cope statistics while sony is moving on to the ps5.
>and xbone
that's a very low bar to clear.

Because NINtENDO fans like you don't have the right balance of chemicals in your brain to make that connection.

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Based and red pilled

I don't hate Nintendo. In fact I think they're the best of the three gaming companies. I've never owned a Nintendo console, but I can tell that Nintendo has their priorities straight when it comes to giving their fans what they want. Xbox and Sony on the other hand can't seem to figure it out in the slightest. Xbox has no exclusives and Sony's exclusives are just movies pretending to be games. Nintendo games still have gameplay, but if you're not a fan of more casual games then you'll be disappointed.

Nigger I don't even own a switch. I'm not the one who decided to explain the shitty joke either

user, I would really not be screaming that at the top of your lungs.

>They're all just games at the end of the day, just like Sony, just like Microsoft.
Actually sony's are movies

>Why do so many people here hate Nintendo?
what the fuck am i reading? nintendo is most beloved company of Zig Forums
in fact everything what is from japan is beloved here and you cant criticize it

You're assuming people here care about video games, and aren't just trying to fill the void left by the absence of their parents' validation

yeah , i guess , i still wanna kms

>not really
It hasn't had a game in years. You'll have to explain this statement

Talk shit get hit.

I mean it's kinda cool but it doesn't make me feel any better

Microsoft has games?
I mean, wasnt the last Halo released years ago? and is Fable even a memory?

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>shadman