What names do you give your weapons in tf2?

What names do you give your weapons in tf2?

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My Strange Flamethrower is named "The Final Solution" and my Strange Backburner is named "Pay Attention"

i named my pan pussy destroyer 9000

zatoichis named zantetsuken

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Named my Huo-Long Heater "Trogdor the Burninator"

kurt cobain microfone xD

Cosmetics could look better but otherwise good names

Yeah something like this would look better

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I named the new Waldo hat for sniper “The Elliot”

named my hamshank the last supper.

The pic is very old

I think from 9 years ago

I should name my Loose Cannon “Mmm...bombs?”

i usually just let the luck choose around here i regreted it a couple times but its fun

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Long Ranged Blowjob

HOOH, MEDICINE

Adultery

crossbow

>Sniper name: The Reaper
>Description: Don't run, you'll only die tired.

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niggerswatter

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Prostate Massager

i got my name from Zig Forums

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Urethra Insertion Gun

Corona cure

the wrong ones like calling the axtinguisher the backscratcher

Winrar

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gay

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Stand still so I can stick it where the sun don't bloody shine!

I wish i still had a urethra.

Shotas are meant for raping

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I let Zig Forums name my critz and they named it penis humper

whoops i forgot to add 5 names it

дa блять

It'd be better if your age was on the clock

Jam it in

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Soi un sucio spic

I don't, I only use stock gear because cosmetics and all that extra shit is fucking stupid. I would prefer quake team fortress but can only play that in private servers on the weekends.

song names like the faggot I am

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Nice.

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Why don't you use Strange varients of stock?

The scrappydoodle, the niggatron, the zippidydoodayzippidyday, the buttfucker 9000, the hippity hoppity get off my property
I call them by their name you stupid fuck

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People are going to have so many questions

he is autistic poor and irish

named my gas passer "the brapper"

Should've used Killer Queen on an explosive weapon. Other than the obvious JooJ reference the song itself mentioned bombs a lot

my pride and joy

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The description is "Guaranteed to blow your mind" which I figured worked well enough on a shotgun.

Jojo shit is probably why he didn't you fag

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