Why haven't you become a game dev?
Why haven't you become a game dev?
Robert Rivera
Henry Williams
Id rather play games
Jeremiah Perez
>working at Naughty Dog
fucker might as well have gotten a Purple Heart
Austin Walker
I'd never live in California
Charles Lewis
Why are the alt-right chuds too stupid to make videogames?
Nathan Powell
Not a slave.
Colton Walker
I have, but I picked a shitty team who missed all the agreed-upon deadlines, and have now given up.
Jacob Rogers
Entertainment is a shit industry.
Owen Ortiz
because I have no talent
Nathan Williams
Because I suck at everything
/thread
Jace Gonzalez
I hated him in MM, what a pathetic weasel.
David Morris
I wish someone could photoshop "kenneled" into "knotted"
Easton Harris
The entirety of japanese game development and eastern european development who are mkstly rightwing blow the absolute fuck out of shitty leftie western devs
Jaxson Morgan
I applied to my favorite studio just last night, but I don't expect to hear back from them soon due to the lockdown, if ever. I gotta make this work, bros.
>23
>jobless
>virgin
>mum's gonna kick me out at 24
Luke Taylor
>Here, Jonathan. An award worth $10. You earned after years of us abusing you
absolutely based
Andrew Brown
Because he sucks at everything
Lucas Morales
sftu retard no one cares, stop feeding the mongoloid
Adrian Reyes
What does Neil druckmann do? Does he help build the game and deal with mechanics or does he just write the story ?
Benjamin Jenkins
>calling their employees dogs
>referring to the job as "the doghouse"
The joke writes itself.
Asher Carter
director and writer
Adam Reyes
what trophy did they give to amy after druckmann used his vile jew sorcery to banish her from the company
Nathaniel Clark
>sat at a computer all day in a soulless office
>80-90+ hour weeks
>zero social life
>shit pay
>insufferable woke politics
>literally surrounded by autists
It sounds like my idea of hell
Zachary Myers
Whats your favorite studio user?
Blake Hill
I am. arthritis just makes it tricky sometimes
Tyler Campbell
In video games , does that mean be does that mean he directs level design? Does he come up with, they'll be x enemies in this area and you'll have y weapon ?
Chase Gomez
Ah yes, the extremely right messages found in japanese games like NATURE GOOD and RELIGION/CHRISTIANITY BAD.
Caleb Kelly
Wow what a special trophy. That trophy must mean a lot. It really shows how much they care about their employees that they would go out of their way to make a trophy like that. Fuck Neil Druckman
Oliver Smith
EA
Charles Gutierrez
KENNELED IN THE KEK SHED
Austin Johnson
I thought he redeemed himself by the end honestly or at least was on the path to. He realized that the city is a disease and made the worst parts of himself come to the surface.
Ryder Ortiz
>Work somewhere five years
>Congrats on being in the doghouse for five years!
>Kenneled since 2014
Kek, you couldn't pay me to work at Naughty Dog with NEIL KEKMANN and his garbage SJW team.