Oh no Nintendobros, how could this happen?
Oh no Nintendobros, how could this happen?
Maybe his kids should learn to take better care of their shit.
>American kids
Yeah, there is your problem.
>>American kids
>Yeah, there is your problem.
WOW IS THIS AN EDPIC TWITTER SCREENCAP THREAD???? I LOVE THESE!!!!
They also post ancient wojak memes on 4channel.
Remember the meme "Nintendo made its console with Nintendium"? Yeah it belongs to the past
My 5 year old plays both my Switch and the Wii U on a regular basis and is more than capable of being careful with them. Because I fucking taught him how to take care of shit.
If you're such a fucking dipshit that you can't be bothered to teach your kids how to take care of their stuff, don't be surprised when shit turns up broken.
>They also post ancient wojak memes on 4channel.
stop defending chink jews
Unbelievable how every console up the gamecube is basically an unbreakable Nokia 3310 and then they decided to save so much money that they've been making some very fragile toys, and people have the nerve to defend them.
Stop telling the truth, this isn't snöy and you can't talk like that of based Nintendo on our board
Maybe the boys are disappointed because their dad is a faggot who whines to Nintendo on twitter when their toy breaks
>You want me to tell that a console that can be seperated into 3 pieces is going to have problems in the hands of retarded children
I have my Switch since release and i have 0! problems.
Not only that i use it regulary with Ring Fit.
On theother hand the niece of my gf had her Switch for 6 months and she broke it.
And the reason she stated was
>It just broke lol
O looked into it:
>She was ripping the joy cons out of it without pushing the back buttons
>She dropped it few times because the edges were chipped
>Literally sticky from soda or some other shit
I sent to a friend who fixed it for 40 euros and he said the reason was a mechanical failure inside the Switc indicating she dropped it or she hit it.
Who the fuck is Roger Clark and why should I give a shit about what he says?
but it's your fault if things break! try to better educate your offspring and don't speak in this manner again, our discord friends are not happy at all
>technology gets more fragile as it gets more complex
Holy shit, Nintendo is DOOOOOOMED!
>comparing old tech with current ones
>tech behind the analog stick is 70yo
>it gets more fragile as it gets more complex
What is the point of people doing that?
>Sorry bro, mines working fine!
Like what is the purpose?
...
Arthur Morgan's VA.
Who?
Works on my machine. ;^)
>one switch out of 55 million breaks
>better make a thread about it
like can you kill yourself already thanks
>maybe if i tag them and they see my checkmark
>they will see how much of an important person i am
>thatll be an easy free switch
kek, did you expect a nintédrone to have an IQ over 60?
>Be Doctor
>Peasant comes in with retarded son
>Says he'll pay 5 gold
>FeelsGoodMan.potion
>Inspect retard son
>Peasant says he has something called autism
>Isee.tapestry
>Take bonesaw
>Chop off his dick
>No more retard gene
>Peasant father starts screaming I killed him
>Accuse him of being a warlock
>He is immediately captured by town's guard to be burnt
>I am a Doctor
Listen OP I like you and imma let you finish but some discord trannies are currently dilating and/or killing themselves right now.
>But...But its Nintendium how could it break? REEE Playstation owner REEEEEEEEEEEEE
you first
>White "people"
>amerimutts
>white
And from your obsession with whites, i'm going to guess that you are also an Americanoid.