>this man breaks into your room
>he demands to see your sega saturn collection
wat do?
This man breaks into your room
Noah Harris
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Sebastian Russell
Ghosts can't hurt me, dude.
Ryder Collins
Apologize and beg him to be trained by him
Jordan Williams
say no u
Hudson Campbell
SEGATA SANSHIRO SAN DON'T KILL ME PLEASE
Owen King
Show him the cd case filled with burned Saturn games and point to the Saturn I just got to replace my old one that finally gave out and I didn’t feel like fucking with and say he needs to go kick somebody’s ass over there not being a Dragon Force 3
Jordan Rodriguez
I have a saturn, I'm safe
Alexander Lee
Show him my Steam account with tons of SEGA game roms. Instead of buying used cartridges I bought those roms directly from SEGA.
Nicholas Price
Tell him what year it is and refer him to the nearest assisted living facility.
Eli Sanders
start singing his theme song while he kills me. What a way to go.
Logan Collins
You've earned your rest, Dad.
Leave SEGA to me.
Gabriel Jackson
Remind him the Saturn has no games and Sega is dead.
Jack Taylor
He would be proud of my collection, and could pass in peace.
Isaac Edwards
I don’t have segaaaaaaaaaaaa
Jordan King
NOT
MY
SEGATA
SAN
SHIRO!!!!!!!
Owen Carter
It would legit be the greatest series of commercials ever if this little twink got his ass handed him and then it’s just commercial after commercial of him in the gym lifting weights and doing the Kickboxer scene where he’s cutting down bamboo trees with kicks and his legs are shredded up and bruised and then back to more training and then he gets jacked more than his old man ever was and the guy who kicked his ass so bad just gets destroyed and then it’s Fist of the North Star where he searches for his father’s killer.
Oliver Brooks
Absolute KINO move by SEGA to cast his irl son.
Jonathan James
Calm the fuck down, reddit.
David Roberts
Austin Collins
I don't have a Saturn, but I have a Dreamcast!
Isaiah Johnson
Julian Kelly
g-gomenasai segatasanshiro-sama saturn ga arimasen demo dreamcyasto ga aruyo
>he kicks my ass anyways
a-arigato gozaimasu
Brayden Anderson
Pray that he hip tosses me into an explosion.
Lincoln Bell
Show him a video of an autistic japanese dog playing his game and having fun.
Andrew Fisher
same
he's not a ghost, he was rebuilt as a cyborg and became kamen rider chunky boi
Bentley Hall
SEGA
SATURN
SHIRO
Jace Mitchell
You do have his CD, don't you Zig Forums?
Alexander Green
the joke is that Hiroshi Fujioka is actually Takeshi Hongo in disguise. Rider 1/Segata Sanshiro are the same person. He only became Segata after Shocker was temporarily defeated in the '90s and had to stage his death to continue the fight when they returned.
Nathan Peterson
He'll probably be disappointed I don't have more but be content that I have at least started a collection with some gems like Astal and Bug!
Jonathan Gonzalez
show him story of thor 2
James Sanchez
He will be happy, i have the three panzer dragoon games