Hey user turn on your mic, why are you so quiet?

>hey user turn on your mic, why are you so quiet?
>you have a mic?

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i love moeshit
and cute anime girls

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thank god i'm not autistic

"get dabberonid on nerd"

>tfw

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>sorry bro, my mic mustn't have been working, can you hear me now?
>yeah user we can hear you.
>proceeds to become best friends with everyone.
Life's good bros.

shits

>"i don't own a mic"
ez escape from having to spill spaghetti with comms

"Alroight cunts let's fuckin' go!"

>toggle mic on
>do a 8 second long loud burp
>toggle mic off

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>wow user your mic is really good
>"h-h-haha, t-t-thanks I guess.."

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I expertly avoid this issue by exclusively playing single player games

that case is shit for airflow and those series of fans love to shit themselves

You put shrimps on the barby?

Idk I'm running at 5.0GHz overclocked at 30-40C (65C on load) with the Noctua NH-D15 and it's really not a problem.

On occasion.

me playing survivor during resident evil resistance.

why do people play a 4 player co-op multyplayer game and have no mic.

hell I even use mic when playing as MM just to shit talk in the lobby.

What else do you guys barby?

I don't feel like communicating with retards that don't use push to talk. They have no self awareness. I don't need to hear your dog barking or your girlfriend sucking you off, mute that shit.

>turn on mic
>freestyle techno beat off hit jingles
>coupon bug dot com, coupon bug dot com
>coupon bug dot coupon bug dot coupon bug dot
>com com com com com com com

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All the typical shit, sausages and patties and steak.

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What's all the equipment for user?

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To record music

>"dude why the fuck don't you have a mic"
>...

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Dont worry bud, you get over it when you grow up and (hopefully) don't get to sound like a squeaker anymore

>turn mic volume to 300%
>start blowing into the mic
>type: sorry guys my mic is broken haha
>stay muted forever

>people leave the team when they see that no one has a mic
Why do you think having a mic means you won't be a complete shitter? I don't wanna exert any energy talking to some retard I'm lobbied with just so you can get jobbed as soon as the match starts and then you're yelling at me to rez you.

Who doesn't have a mic in the COVID timeline?

Post song

>nah, got better stuff to listen to than your shitty voice m8

No

I have a mic but I'm not a native english speaker, I have trouble understanding some accents and even with my own pronunciation

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based

>Girl on the mic
>mic spam I hate hoes by Gucci Mane the whole time

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>yeah , how's going man
>bro wtf i can't understand your accent
everytime

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Yeah, they'll definitely notice that your voice doesn't pass

Depends on the game. Tryhard FPS shit will have people butthurt that you can't communicate as fast for callouts or whatever. For other stuff, it's because they can't bantz.

Basado.