ONE GAME
I DON'T KNOW WHY
I BOUGHT A PS5 WITH NO GAMES TO BUY
KEEP THAT IN MIND THEY DESIGNED THIS DRIVE
TO IMPROVE LOADING TIMES
AND THAT'S ALL I KNOW
IN CONSOLE WARS, EXCLUSIVES ARE KEY
WATCH IT FLY BY AS IT PORTS TO PC
LOSE MY EXCLUSIVES AT THE END OF THE GEN
I HAVE NO GAMES TO PLAY
IT'S SO UNFAIR
DIDN'T LOOK OUT BELOW
THROW MY PS5 RIGHT OUT THE WINDOW
TRY TO HOLD ON BUT I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
WASTED IT ALL JUST TO WATCH MOVIES
Absolutely based
cunny
Pretty good. Pat yourself on the back whoever came up with that.
ONE
I DO-
I BOU-
KEEP
jej, good one OP, ty
Pretty good OP but needed the Majula background.
>I PAID SO MUCH
>AND GOT SO HYPED
>BUT IN THE END
>IT ISN'T EVEN FUN
>I HAD TO PLAY
>TO FIGURE OUT
>THAT EN THE END
>THEY AREN'T EVEN GAMES
Based
PC BROS ARE IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
SONYGROS ARE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
AND THEY'RE GONNA LOSE THEIR MIND
WE JUST WANT TO SEE THEM
SEETHING
lamo
Based lyric chad
Seethe nincel
Majula...
absolutely based
I miss the 90s lads
me too, i want to go back
I see 1 game i would actually play. Then I'd drop it because of the 23fps slideshow it would inevitably be.
3/4 of those will be on PC in a few years
Mother..... fucker that was noyice. Keep dropping it hard faggo
Holy shit this is gold
fucking kek
why are they red?
LOL
Yeah, just wait 5+ years to experience them
TAKE ME DOWN TO PLAYSTATION CITY
WHERE FRAMES HIT THE TEENS
AND THE GAMES ARE SHITTY
>TO IMPROVE LOADING TIMES
Honestly the only time loading screens are even an issue for me are in open world games where I have to go through 4 doors to get somewhere with no fast travel.
fuck, i love this thread
Uh, hello, put me in the screencap department????
Holy fuck
>nioh on pc
>inferior sotc remake
>ucharted remaster
>horizon coming to pc
>the last of us REMASTERED
>god of war 3...
You aren’t even trying
Hello? Based Department?
oh shit
>Emerald Herald: Ahh, I see you've arrived from Things Bereft Of Games. Are you...the next monarch?
ONE THING
I DON'T KNOW WHY
IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER HOW MANY TIMES YOU DIE
KEEP THAT IN MIND,
FROM DESIGNED THIS GRIND
TO ATTUNE AND STREAMLINE
>(ALL I KNOW)
SOULS ARE A VALUABLE THING
WATCH THEM FLY BY AS THE SENTINELS SWING
ugly rat-looking fuck
no fuck off faggot
Based x2.
I remember I got a ps3 and tried some of these sony exclusives I never played like god of war I was curious about and surprise surprise, they're just shit
put me in the screencap
Chester Bennington died... :(
Wouldn’t it be cool as shit if OP, not being gay for once, was secretly Weird Al in real life?
There's like 4 games there are actual exclusives in there.
The rest are ports or non exclusive.
post the coronavirus one. That one was genius
wtf
Can someone explain to me why when an exclusive is on PC it's suddenly not worth it? And why Xbox games are no longer exclusice when you can play them on PC but not on PS5?
LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH
EVERYTIME I DO I KILL MILIBETH
HOW DID WE GET STUCK IN THINGS BETWIXT
GETTING ONE HIT BY OGRE'S PEEN
I WAS CAUGHT
IN THE MIDDLE OF A PC CRACK
I WAS FOUND
AND I KNEW THERE WAS NO TURNIN BACK
MY MIND RACED
AND I THOUGHT, MY ISP KNEW
AND I KNEW
THERE WAS NO HELP, NO HELP FROM (YOU)
SOUND OF THE DRUMS
BEATIN IN MY HEART
THE THUNDER OF 'CUN
TORE ME APART
YOU BEEN
ISP KEKED
You and I in a little Gamestop
Buy a PS5 with the money we've got
Play the games at the break of dawn
After only one, they were gone
Back at base, holes in the software
Flash the message ??No games out there??
Floating in the summer sky
Ninety nine exclusive games go by
>John Podestas abandoned child uncovers his estranged fathers pedo sex trafficking ring
He was a hero.
Thanks. I copied it off of Zig Forums and added my own spin. It took me about five minutes