He doesn’t have two Switches

>he doesn’t have two Switches
Please don’t tell me you don’t have two Switches.

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No, I don't even have one Switch. Why would I want a toy?

>Cynical man misses out on the best console

Best console? Really? It’s just time-wasting games for children, the only games with any depth to their gameplay on there are ports. I would know I fucking own one.

I'm not a retard, so I didn't buy the Lite.

What’s the point of owning 2 Switches when you can’t even transfer saves easily?

The Lite is useless too considering joycon drift still hasn’t been fixed.

I have a normal switch and Yuzu installed on my PC does that count

>he doesn't read literature for depth
>he doesn't watch classic cinema for depth
>he plays video games for depth

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>double negative

I didn't miss on the PS2.

I was thinking about getting a Lite to sell hacked animal crossing items on ebay (got a modded v1) but my buddy got punished on ebay for it, so I'm just gonna chill. He made almost 1000$ in a couple days though selling crafting recipes and crowns to sell for bells, but his account with good reviews on is on probation.

>it's useless because of a hardware defect that happens to 2% of owners and can be self repaired
so you never going to own a car either because the oil eventually needs to be changed retard?

No, I bought a Dreamcast.

>2%
That’s cute

Sure I do. One is hacked and has a 512 GB sd card, the other I use for legit games and online. What a fucking waste of money.

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If switch's hardware wasn't insultingly bad for the price I might of bought one
There's better LCDs in 10$ walmart tablets

Can switches even be hacked?

transferring saves is easy as fuck. your newest save automatically uploads to the cloud so if you pick up on the other switch just make sure you download it before starting. it's not as seamless as the xbone but it's easier than the ps4.

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I don't even have one switch, they're out of stock everywhere.

There was something strange just now... It was as if I was able to see int0 the future!

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>Automatically uploads

Yeah like half the time lmao, go lie somewhere else you retarded tranny.

Haha, you too? One of mine is hacked though and the other one is the new model with the better battery life. Owning two isn't really worth it though, because you can't seamlessly transfer save files.

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>deep gameplay is the same thing as a deep story

ok swampbrain

Since this is a shit thread anyway, what's your take on 8bitdo controllers?

>Owning two Switches

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Why would I ever want a switch lite? The normal switch has a longer battery, can connect to tv, is more comfortable, and I don’t have to send the whole unit for repair when it drifts.

Pelican/Madcatz tier

I'd rather use Yuzu for that sweet 4k :^)

do you also mail your tv remote back to the manufacturer when the batteries die? Learn to use a screwdriver useless zoomer

There are two regular Switches and three Lites in my house.

theyre decent controllers but the lag isn't worth it to me. the wired sn30pro fixes that and it's cheaper so thats my controller of choice. the pro controller is great but the dpad is shit

Honestly not being able to transfer Animal Crossing save data is a big thing holding me back

No, I only have one.

yeah, that and of all things the fucking yugioh game doesnt let you transfer saves. i just wanna duel monsters on my tv

Not him, but I haven't had issues with it. Might be a home network issue on your side.

A tv remote has better build quality than the sticks do.

Why would I give my money to jewtendo?

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It’s easier to not buy poorly designed chink trash hardware.

wow, guy. i hope you have a nice day and feel better soon.

You're halfway there.

recommend me a good non-first party switch game. i'm fucking desperate for something to play and feel like i've played almost the whole library at this point.

>still playing consoles in 2020
Are you still sucking on a pacifier and sitting in a high chair too?

It’s a known issue everywhere retard, go shill somewhere else nobody cares what a tranny shill like you has to say.

waiting for the pro version. handheld only is stupid.

>bought a switch lite turquiose at launch
>mfw fucking coral comes out
>got animal crossing and want coral lite now
>no save transfer options. I hate to swap the cases if I want coral
This is fucking gay.

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I have a launch Switch and not of my joycons have drift issues. My only iffy one is a green on I bought later that occasionally unhooks from the system and needs to be clicked back in place.

>buying shitty quality products
Tell me, how does Nintendo’s dick feel when it’s shoved that far up your ass?

>It’s a known issue everywhere retard
I know it is an issue for some. But it's usually because of routers.
Sorry for trying to help you.

What kind of game?

Go shill somewhere else tranny

You have a nice day too, user. Hope you can fix your problem.

Remember to pull out the hair from inside your open wound after dilating or else it could get infected.

It would have been a helpful advice if I was one to begin with. But at least you tried to give something back. I appreciate the thought.

>Blades of Time
>Turok 1/2
>Cave Story
>etc.

All these brand new only switch deluxe games

Can you play older style duels in that game? I checked out after synchros but if I could play with only cards before a certain cutoff that would be a comfy purchase for me.

The first is a disappointment. Why the fuck would I have another?

WII was best post N64 console.

all games are for children, loser

this