HOW THE FUCK WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW I COULD JUMP INTO THE PAINTINGS?

HOW THE FUCK WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW I COULD JUMP INTO THE PAINTINGS?

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You saw it in the commercial.

I didn't watch TV growing up

yet you had video games, believable

It has a ripple effect to encourage you to

if Mario can leave the TV screen to grab milk, I'm sure he could jump through a painting

Read the manual.

The first fucking Toad you encounter in the castle tells you to jump into the paintings retard.

I think there's even a toad that tells you about it, but the ripple should be a giveaway

the toad in the hallway tells you

How was I supposed to know to talk to him?

back then, games were about exploring fantastic worlds, games were fun, but you had to think, to get lost on them, i pity zoomers and their linear games built as if they were movies.

It's bad game design. You don't get a pass because it's nintendo.

The game should show, not tell you in a manual.

Well, what did you do? Just walk around the gardens and castle aimlessly?
I know we're memeing here but by virtue of the fact that the levels are behind the only doors you can open inside the castle, the game guides you towards them effectively.

It's in the manual.

Because it’s made for burgerfats that break decorations because they’re fatfucks. Shameful what those mutts have done to Japanese honour culture

look at the mirras bro
read the signs

>i cant read

This is actually valid criticism.

One day people will be saying stuff like this not as a joke. Hold on to these dreamlike days, Zig Forums. You may never know when they're gone.

How equip gun???

HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO KNOW TO TALK TO TOAD?

BEGINNER'S TRAP! *snort*

THE

TOAD

YOU

HAVE

TO

PASS

LITERALLY

TELLS

YOU

>toad
>sign
>manual
>ripple

Why do retarded questions always pop up when a game gets a pc port

>he didn't start playing vidya before he could read

For fuck sake a sign outside the castle tells you, it literally acts as a manual for all the basic controls.

It tells you to talk to him when you get to the entrance.

HOW THE FUCK WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT YOU COULD MOVE WITH THE STICK?

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Imagine being dumber that 99% of all other children

They already do, in that fucking retarded hollow night video that gets spammed here. Fuck normies

I hate PC and PC players so I always falesflag create similar threads to make them look bad.

How do you know how to read signs? They’re fucking blank props.

And before some wise-ass comments Lakitu, who has forced dialogue before you start tells you to press A at signs so don't even bother with that bullshit lol

>just read
>implying I could read English back then
xD

Cool Arin Hanson thread

You fucking speedy motherfucker lol

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Here's a better way of expressing this other than reading:
As soon as you enter the room a cutscene starts and it shows one of the pink bob-ombs fall out of the painting. Then, in a fun, quirky moment, he looks around then jumps back inside. No need to read a manual or dialogue with a Toad.

then how did you know you were supposed to buy the game

DO YOU GUYS NOT HAVE BRAINS?

There's a Z-AXIS???
NO ONE TOLD ME THIS

I know the joke is to be a complete retard, but developers have to deal with idiocy close to this when making games. See the infamous Half-Life 2 Episode 2 branching cave.

It's a meme you dip

As I kid I would completely ignore text and manuals and basically just pressed on buttons on the controller to see what worked.

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was it just one retard playtester or multiple?

That's a great idea. There should be more of those cute little scenes. Each of them about 20 seconds long, for every little thing. That would be so much fun

Fuck Valve for rewarding stupidity

Make it unskippable, this way you know the player is seeing it.