Has no weapons training

>le badass physicist
holy cringe, STEMfags

But he does have weapons training.

OP, what the everloving fuck posesed you to think we need a thread like this? What is the fucking point of the endless meme garbage threads like these. We already have more than half of the fucking catalog full of shit with less than 10 replies because it's innane garbage: Why do you need to add to it?

powers beyond his control. He's died more times than he cares to count, but whatever happened that day in Section C has had lasting effects, and always seems to send him back to moments before his death, with full knowledge of the previous outcome.

He's no more trained in weapons than any one else, and in fact never really bothered to aim down the sights, opting to fire wildly from the hip like he'd seen in action movies, swatting carelessly with a crowbar, or flinging rockets around guided by a laser.

Do you prefer waifu threads? What type of threads do you consider high quality?

anyone could beat us soliders, they gay

"Gordon, I've been trying to find you for years for a simple task you and I both know. I'm aware that you secretly took my photos of my girl when she was young. Hell, even one time I saw you masturbating while looking at my daughter's pictures. I could have reported you back at Black Mesa but I didn't, I knew you were the chosen one playa'!. I was waiting for this exact moment, after when my daughter grow up, when you show up again, and when this damn supression field be gone, you would then one one more remaining task to complete."
What did Eli mean by this?

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I thought he went through some sort of basic military training?

he's a redneck American with a ponytail
of course he is a gun fanatic

Ones that talk about actual games, and don't just regurgitate ancient fucking memes?
"LOL videogame logic is not like real life logic, HA us gamers!"
"LOL I don't know what Mary Sue means!"
is fucking. Garbage.
And just because there are more shitters like you does not mean you are justified in shitting the place up.

If you don't have anything actually fucking worth talking about, or asking about, just don't make new threads, for fuck sake.

he has a phd in theoretical physics. that's all the weapons training you really need

He likely had weapons training to deal with zeno shits as indicated by the hazard courses. He’s also in a very powerful suit

This thread is about a video game though. The thumbnail and the text makes it very clear this thread is about Half Life. What is it you thought this thread was about?

fpbp

The Chad Scientist vs The Cuck Marine

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Fucking uneducated goatfuckers are destroying us soldiers in masses. They are a joke.

CONTINUE THE VANCE LINE GORDON

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The Chad one got detained because he was too chad to handle

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That’s incorrect, though.

The US invasion of iraq resulterade in a million dead iraqis and like 3000 dead americans

>muh put pee pee in daughter

he is only as good as the player playing him.

Yes he is. Here's an advanced lesson: you're allowed to acknowledge a character is a mary sue and still like him.

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