What game would you recommend to someone who wanted to play the most linear, generic...

What game would you recommend to someone who wanted to play the most linear, generic, cookie-cutter game ever with generic mechanics and an unoriginal story?

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telltale games?

any mainline Mario or Zelda game

super mario bros

Fallout 3, all TellTale games, Final Fantasy XIII, any fighting game

Half-Life

Fallout 3 is pretty much videogame the game in terms of how boring and generic it is

Farcry 4 and up.
Pretty much anything made by Ubisoft after 2010.
Maybe dead island or any cod game.

Any uncharted game

Skyrim. Any of Todd’s games really.

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uncharted

Any of Ninja Theory's games. Heavenly Sword and Enslaved take the cake in terms of generic bullshit games which almost play themselves.

Painkiller Hell and Damnation

Persona 4

FFXIII

Trails in the sky

Half Life 2 or any post-MW2 Call of Duty

that would be Fallout 4, really. Fallout 3 was a janky mess, which can be entertaining on its own

Dear Esther is the perfect game for you.

>linear
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>generic
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>cookie-cutter
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>generic mechanics
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>unoriginal story
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Any dragon quest.

>entertaining
Spooks awarded. Good job user.

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>most linear
>people instantly post open world games
you fucking smegma guzzlers just want to spread your flaky skin unwashed hairy assholes wide open and blast a rhythmical barrage of shitposting diarrhea with little undigested food particles exploding everywhere, serious shockwaves rhythmically bouncing outwards and back inwards centered on your corny hole, with the implosion of said shockwave choking the expulsion of fecal matter until it bounces back outwards, with more power than ever

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Undertale

>Bethesda games
>Naughty dog games
>Rockstar games
>ActiBlizz games
>Ubishit games
Pretty much any AAA title released since 2007 is designed for brainlets.

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Never become a writer

Most of the best games ever made are linear

don't worry, english is my tertiary language

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it shows

Kingdoms of Amalur Reckoning is THE generic game.

Probably a shitty MMO like WoW or XIV.

can you teach me how to write it better?