ITT: Post retarded minigames
ITT: Post retarded minigames
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Wow, I can't fucking wait for Luigi to win. AGAIN. Jesus Christ that arrogant fuck thinks he's so fucking tough by picking on unprepared AIs, what a load of shit. What's the point of having a retardy if we know what the result will be anyways.
i said it last thread i'm saying it again
fuck heat stroke
Posting in honor of Piccolo Day.
Yeah Nah fuck off
I have something to admit. I'm sexually attracted to Thwomps. They are the most dominant, masculine creatures ever thought up by mankind. And the sound they make is so beautiful. EH-UNGH. Music to my ears. I often fantasize about stepping out of my shower naked and suddenly being crushed by a thwomp, killing me instantly.
Reminder that Mario Party 3 has the reverse shroom in the shop for five coins
FIVE COINS.
LITERALLY THE BEST ITEM IN THE GAME AND A 1/6TH OF THE PRICE OF A LAMP
s-spook bros...
I like koopa kid
>watching retardy
>testicles are on fire
>go to freezer and put ice on testicles
>feel much better
go to the doctor if it keeps up
good idea king
Hey user Ball pain is no joke. Take it from somebody who had 3 hernias before 16
I can feel it in my bones, team tuna will find a way to win or at least they won't get last
you did this
>post mini games that filtered me
GREEN IS MEAN
YELLOW AIN'T MELLOW
PINK'S A STINK
RED IS DEAD
i'm the best at this one, i've got a winning strat
WHITE AIN'T RIGHT
>spooks get money
>bowser fucking steals all their money again
fuck i feel bad for them
They don't make 'em like they used to, yep -sip-
At least this one is full of tension.
DO YOU KNOW THE KIND OF PEOPLE THAT COME TO THESE STREAMS?
THESE DUDES HAVE ENERGY TO SPARE
WE'RE TALKIN GUYS THAT BEAT OFF TO THWOMPS FOUR TIMES A DAY
>"OMG LUM IS SUCH A GREAT STREAMER"
>He hits play and goes afk for 80% of the time
how good a luck minigame is decided purely by presentation
good luck minigames:
>bowser's big blast
>day at the races
shit luck minigames:
>get a rope
>pitifall
>Here's your 3v1 game bro
based
You don't understand
guess i'm not allowed to take care of some chores on my weekend
Then don't steam you dofus
Dofus you say?
obliterated