> You a kamikaze plane flies into the two, killing both.
You drop your pants and grab the man's throat. He struggles against you but you hold him down and shove the knife deep into his throat.
"I am... You... From the future..." he says before dying.
"I am from the future future"
Off to a great start
Pull down his pants too and start violating his asshole
reminder 0 and 5 are gets, only posts quoting the reply count (I'll excuse the first one since it could only be referring to the first message)
> You "I am from the future future"
You look at Misty and smile.
"So, is it over?"
Misty nods.
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guess it's over, let's start a new fantasy story
choose class AND name
Skullgar the Peasant
4
>response is so stupid it literally ends the story
ESLS FUCK OFF
Squire and their name should be Cletus
WE JUST KILLED DETECTIVE YOU
Dragonfucker the Knight
Wizard
Noble faggot
Zombitch the mage
Piggar the wizard
You are Faggot, a noble living in the kingdom of Larion. You have a pouch of gold and a small dagger. You are awakened by one of your servants who tells you that your keep is under attack. You look out the window and see a group of orcs attacking from the north. They are not very numerous but they seem determined to get rid of you as quickly as possible.
The next morning you wake up early and prepare for battle.
knight knight
Whip out your dick and masturbate
Your magic allows you to control semen inside men.
You find overnight, the orcs have killed everyone while you slept
BAKANA A SEMEN BENDER
>heehee i made it do sex again XDDD
we can't have anything nice
> You your magic allows you to control semen inside men.
Your mind is strong enough to manipulate the male reproductive system so that it will be able to produce offspring without any help from you. This ability was passed down through generations since time immemorial.
peasant life is best
dress as a woman and sneak out
MAKE THE ATTACKING ORCS PREGNANT
create a son using your mind
Sperm bend yourself
THE MILKBENDER
stop all that gay faggot shit and grow eyes on the inside allowing you to see the real truths of the world
NIGGA THAT'S CALLED EVOLUTION
Rape a servant girl
what
> You create a son using your mind.
You concentrate on creating a child with your mind. It takes some effort but eventually you succeed.
Rape your son
Kill him before he can betray you, and then jump out your window.
send him to the magic rock mines
throw him into a meat grinder
enough with the porn
Name him based
Name him OP
Make every male in the village give birth via their penis
Make him look down syndromed just because.
raise him to be a better man than you ever were
send him to fight the orcs
make him pegnat
off to a great start
Give him some sick gear then ride into battle together
Turn your son into a slave to create wealth
sob gently as the sight of someone younger than you reminds you of the ever-marching flow of time and your own inevitable death. Your son begins to play Fortnite.
Buy a new dagger
Rape your son, then make a wife with your mind
send him to the coal mine with the rest
> You send him to fight the orcs.
You send your son to fight the orcs. He does well and he kills many of them, but is eventually captured. The king of the orcs gives him a great offer which is his freedom if he can kill ten humans.
make him pregnant
You both become stealth archers and take the orcs out
Give him weapons and send him to the front of your army to defeat the orcish horde.
give him 20 humans
Slay all the orcs and rescue him.
if the power is passed down to generations since time immemorial doesn't that mean our son can milkbend too?
Rape the orcs
Use your mind powers to impregnate all the orcs.
These threads belong in /qst/, newfriends
this kind of thing is wasted on Zig Forums
> You rape the orcs.
You decide to help the orcs instead. You watch as your son kills ten human soldiers.
summon a tidal wave of semen to wash away the orcs
the taboo makes it better
what
no :)
Make a new son that isn't a teamkilling fucktard
Tell your son how disgusted you are and make another son
this, I don't mind silly shit but at least try to be funny you underaged retards
pay some mercs to genocide the entire orc race like they did with the elves
Did we just get mindbroken?
fall to your knees and sob as your son became the very thing he once vowed to destroy. you brought him into this world, and now you must take him out of it, for the good of mankind
go on /qst/
Is this some kind of generator? Sauce?
Fucking newfag
> You fall to your knees and sob as your son became the very thing he once vowed to destroy. you brought him into this world, and now you must take him out of it, for the good of mankind.
You fall to your knees and cry as you realize what you've done. Your son has become the very thing he swore to destroy. It is your mission to take him out, but he has become far too strong by now.
boku no pico the game
Semen bend an army of sons to take him out
aidungeon
don't you have an e celeb thread to cry about?
form a plan
Steal all his semen with your magic
Use your milkmancy to create an army to help you defeat your unholy offspring
blast him with the semen cannon