LAUGH AND GROW FAT

Fatman was better, everyone else was worse.

metal gear series died after MGS3, Kojima should have never been allowed to have full control over MGS4

Gameplay wise 3's bosses are 10x better

Nanomachines makes him superhuman, the blood drinking is him just being edgy as fuck, I mean c'mon trenchcoat and slashing people with a knife? He just did it to fuck with people.

Very disappointing when I found he was just a regular person with nanomachines

Fuck MGS4

Through the power of bisexuality.

I always wish we had more backstory for Dead Cell. Yeah I know there's a little bit here and there, but I would like to know Fatmans connection to the Patriots. How did he becomes a member? What's his connection to Ocelot? Was he an actual Dead Cell member that later became a Patriot, or was he under orders by the Patriots to infiltrate Dead Cell and keep tabs on them?

Not gonna lie, I've played way too much MGS2.

Even in MGS2, when you fight vamp at the pool, he pretty much swims in water filled with nanomachines, I think it was always the case.
Even though they didn't explain it 100%
Although MGS is kinda better when stuff is paranormal/unexplainable

They are also less memorable than MGS1 and MGS2 bosses. Only The End and The Boss are truly memorable. Maybe The Pain too, only because his entire character is so bizarre.

A toast

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The best boss battle in the whole series is the Fury, so I disagree

Yeah those 3 are the only ones I really like. Fear was crap, Fury wasnt very good either. The Pain was great though, the bees is just so silly and I like the tokusatsu poses.

MG1 had the best bosses by far though

The Sorrow

I forgot about that completely until you brought it up, so I disagree with that. iirc it was just a rehashed Vulcan Raven rip off but with added fire.

This spooked me pretty good

The metal gear series in general should go back to its goofy roots, while having the story mixed in for the fun games they were instead of being heavily story based

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I just want a fully fledged game about building a mercenary company with the gameplay of MGS5. Doesn't have to be MGS, but I love that game's mechanics.

I've never thought of The Sorrow as a boss fight, for some reason. He was the best of the bunch though.

It's almost like explaining every detail of the supernatural takes away the fun of it.

I don't need to know that Midichlorians in your bloodstream are what gives you Jedi powers. It's not a bad concept, but it's far more enjoyable if it remains a mystery.

>Ocelot is giving another long as monologue
>"There's no such thing as supernatural mumbo jumbo"
>Moments later is taken over by the spirit of Liquid Snake through his arm

That's already fucking interesting. Don't cheapen it by revealing Ocelot had that arm removed all along. That's just really stupid writing.

NO, NOT THAT FAT.

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>Retroactively ruined MGS2 with nanomachines
>Retroactively ruined MGS3 with walbachia
>Left MGS1's FOXHOUND powers unexplained

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>The Pain
Too bad he's not the beest boss in the game even though he's so memorable.

The End, The Pain and The Fear are probably the ones I liked the most.

Fatman did nothing wrong