Uh, guys

Ask how many officers there are.

SHOOT THE GUN

Execute the 9th 13th and 17th officers
Leave the rest to live

Ask the 18th officer is the 32nd officer is back from his break yet.

ask about matchsticks

Shoot the gun that is pointed at the chief

say the tenth officer is moron

They gotta feed all these officers somehow.

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Tell them about your suspicions of the 7th officer, and how you believe he ate 9.

"DROP THE GUN! HANDS IN THE AIR!"

do a headcount

accuse the 15th officer, we got him boys

Interrogate the 15rh office

kill the liar

How many officers are fucking in there?

impregnate the 15th officer

my fucking sides

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holy shit I cant breath help

>Fourteen
>"It's not true! It's a lie!" Cries out the fifteenth officer.
Have mercy on my poor, quavering stomach!

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We're causing dissent in the ranks.

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Which officer is missing?

Ask if Leon S Kennedy is here.

pull out a gun

"Who's on first?"

KEK

All the officers are germs multiplying.

You notice all of the officers are female

Ask the 255th officer to explain himself.

Start a civil war between officers 1-14, and 15 onwards.

the ride never ends

Consult your pocket cryptid dictionary about this mysterious "Officer" Entity.

They're multiplying
Soon the entire world shall be covered in officers

Punch another officer in the snout to assert dominance

All officers report in

Shoot them all, only one officer can remain

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Ask Ghandi to help you out.

Officer 7 standing by

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Execute the 1735th officer

Search around for medieval weaponry.

Tell officer 45 that officer 23 slept with his wife

arrest who?

Look closely at each officer, to make sure they are not hallucinations

Ask the Police Chief to help us out.

We found the twenty-fifth officer!

Put on sunglasses from "They Live" to reveal the imposters.

so the 255th officer is also the 25th officer?

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"No more dead cops."

Officer 32, reporting in.

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Have the odd number officers fight the even number officers

All officers roll call now

Turn off the officer cloning machine

We have to take action.

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Ask if Leon S Kennedy is here.

Yell FUCK THA POLICE

You merge with all of the officers and become one collective being and check their thoughts

pleas just fucking die I cant fucking breath holy shit

tell the officers to fight to the death

Destroy all the officers and absorb their power in order to become the Ubercop

You realize that you, yourself, have become an officer after prolonged exposure to them.

Find the first officer and ask him why we are being subjected to this officer hell

Fuse all officers into one mega officer

perhaps they're IP addresses
you may refer to all the other officers as "255th officer" as it is the broadcast officer

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The entire fucking police force is in this forest

Begin the 99-Officer Battle Royale in the forest.

Does anyone even remember what the crime we were investigating was

Fuck officer 45's wife.

Let's solve some crimes lads.

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Say the Only Good Bug is a Dead Bug

Download a frew punjabi movie

KILL THEM ALL

bloody shoes and a gunshot I think
>merge everyone into one
>"yo whats going on"
activate killswitch on all of them

Tell the female officers to have sex with each other

Slaughter all the cops and absorb their powers to ascend to a higher plane.

Create more officers.

ask the nearest officer what the hell are we investigating

Use your new combined strength to defeat majin buu.

Say "Officer 67, I'm CIA".

Summon Ghandi to aid you.

fuck all the officer wives

Shoot yourself

Consume the world as the one true officer

What even is this

Notice the 0th officer is missing.

You use your collective officer hive-mind to instantly deduce the culprit of this crime.

Aknowledge the officers as a concrete threat and call Interpol for reinforcements

Based coomer

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call everyone a nigger and a gay and fuck the female cops

Ask Ghandi to nuke them.

user, it's not a tree forest, but an officer forest.

Why do you begin all your commands with "you"?

Investigate the crime scene

Arrest the 69th officer for being a redditor

Merge all the male officers with the female officers, in order to create a hermaphroditic police squad.

Take a nap

The true culprite was inside of us all along!

Tell all the male officers to go home.

Say "yes I am, now fuck"

>the male officers are also the female officers

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call them gay for wondering that

Summon Gandhi the Sword-Tosser from the nearby parallel dimension.

what was the crime again?

Seduce the male officers into having sex with each other

tell all the officers that they are fired

There was a shoe in the forest.

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escape?

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What game is this?

We solved the puzzle, but now, a new challenger approaches...

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aidungeon

put shit in everyone's food and blame it on officer 78

Divide By Zero to defeat them.

>A SHOT IS HEARD AND OFFICER 23 IS DOWN

Suddenly officer 35th collapsed in front of you. Blood spilling from his anus.

throw a sword at ghandi

dwarf fortress

The army of firemen clones attack

Gandhi The Sword-Tosser manifests before your eyes!

the female cops bite off your penis

>The cop who was sleeping with his wife has been arrested for being a Redditor
Holy fuck, my fucking sides!

go back to the station with all the officers to sort this out

First Officer is back.

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SAY ITS AN AMBUSH

Find where the shot came from

You checked the badge on the dead body and see the name Todd Howard on it

call for a time out and discuss pornography

Mercy kill

WE NEED A OFFICER WITH MEDICAL SKILLS

You realize "That's no bullet... THAT'S A SWORD!"

Question the first officer about his whereabouts when the shot was taken.

OFFICER 23 IS DEAD

a nigger appear!

THEY'RE LOOPING

Ravenous redditors ambush you and your fellow officers

You look back in horror; the negative officers have arrived!

Tell 16 he's off the case and you want hid badge and gun on your desk tomorrow morning, sharp

Yell for the medic, the 0th officer

Who's assassinated Todd?

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Buy Skyrim

It was a jannie

Buy 21 copies of Skyrim in salute to Todd

Look into this "Todd Howard"

>you were officer 45 the entire time

Ask Gaben what he thinks.

It's what he would've wanted

NEW GAME NEXT POST

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