What do you think of Gerudos
What do you think of Gerudos
several fetishes waiting to happen
those stupid lazy hairy construction workers had the right idea and sometimes I wonder if shit like this influenced me the way disney animated films influenced furries
Pretty tough and pretty pretty.
always felt bad about actually killing them. afaik no other time in zelda do you actually kill humans
You only stun them though
Aren't you constantly murdering your way through mind-controlled knights in LttP?
Also you don't kill any of the Gerudo in OoT except the witches and maybe Nabooru.
While Sakon is stealing the bombs in north clock town, you can shoot him with an arrow and he explodes, which canonically kills him. If you beat the game in this same cycle he theoretically remains permanently dead.
How does an all female society keep going beyond a generation?
built for the BWC
They seek out hylian males apparently.
They kidnap men to breed with, they only give birth to female Gerudo except in the rare case it's a male see: Ganon
i wish i lived in a femdom society and was their naked slave
>They seek out hylian males apparently
>They kidnap men to breed with
Oh my god, imagine being violated like this, how would you feel?
Daily reminder
But user those carpenters were YMCA members.
ive never played zelda a single time in my life but i appreciate gerudo futas
THe concept is awful, so they have no males and mate with foreigners but apparently they all look the same.
look I don't care what acronym they used or what sexuality they identified as, I'm just saying they wanted to move to the all-girls compound in the desert and try to be hot gerudo chicks and I understand that
Pretty based if I do say so myself
You ever seen a sand nigger lady give birth to anything other than mud children?
No it's cause it doesn't happen. Sand genes are too stronk
>kidnap
This is never stated anywhere though.
The gossip stone in OoT says they go to Castle Town to find boyfriends, and in BotW we see them dating and marrying and taking classes on how to get a good man with no mention of coercion anywhere.
One of the few things that make me not completely hate Nintendo.
One of the students in those classes is constantly suggesting things that are literally kidnapping. Obviously there's a subsection of gerudo who do not mind taking by force.
God I want Urbosa to swallow my girlfriend whole and then taunt me that she's my girlfriend now
>grounded realist boring faggots in a fucking Zelda thread
FUCK OFF
But wouldn't it be a bother to have to live with only one hand?
You never fucking kill them you, doofus.
wtf how could you possibly guess that I don't have a girlfriend?
imagine the sounds though
Link is being inappropriate with that minor.
So you're focused on the fact that these dark-skinned Arabic-like women are giving birth to dark-skinned children, and not that they all magically give birth to females only.