This one webm consistently manages to divide Zig Forums how is this possible?

This is the definition of cute and funny

Zig Forums is so sex deprived that their damaged minds can't separate the concepts of cuteness from sexiness

retard

This is the most interesting thing to come out of this shitshow since the time jannies.

Also applies to

30-year-olds (mentally 10) love kids, what can you expect?

No you cunt he's right.

I fucking hate kids in games that are mostly about adults doing action shit, especially if they are supposed to be lovable and perfect. Haruka in Yakuza is particularly crap example of this, at least most other kids in series are dumb shits.

no way fag

the trannies and reddit love underage kids though

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I'm monitoring this thread

Guess what. If you look at these videos and the first thing you think of is pedophilia....you're a pedo.

My daughter does this when she's idle for too long when we go somewhere

Brehs...

Hug and headpat her, right now!

This

I'm the opposite, I hate when kids in media act realistically retarded. I was surprised by how much I didn't hate Haruka because she basically just acted like an adult.

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People keep saying things "divide Zig Forums," but there is no Zig Forums to divide. Actual users moved on to other sites, and the people here are just autists and leftists trying to destroy any remnant of a community that could be enjoyed by straight, white males.

Wtf I want a daughter now??

>At this age boys are punching each other and thinking up new ways to embarrass one another.

I won't say being a girl is easier, but damn if it isn't more pleasant.

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I don't mind kids being npcs in games. adds to the immersion. It's fairly noticeable when there are no children in games that are meant to have any semblance of towns "being lived in." Kingdom Come: Deliverance felt weird that there were no children, because the devs were european and they have strict NO FUN rules there, like when they had to disable the child sprites in the original Fallout games because they wouldn't allow depictions of violence against them in their nanny state rules.

On that note, one of the first things I did in Fallout 4 was add a mod to turn off child invincibility. Not because I actually want to kill them, but because it adds something to the immersion that you just don't get with invincible kids or no kids at all in the game, e.g. a synth attack on a city in which a kid dies in the crossfire.

Girl friendships are fucking poison.

If any retard gets mad at this webm they are a closet pedophile. There is literally nothing sexual about this webm you retards.

>Goldberg

if sons were to do this their parents would get all uppity and make them stop cause they don't want them to look gay

>straight
hmmmmmm i doubt this one... remember april 1st...

To be fair you'd need to turn off invincibility for 90% of the people in the game, i nuked the fuck out of a town and they took it while kneeling, just to rise up five minutes later and beat the shit out of me

Everything I've heard about girl friendships, and my cousin's drama she gets in with her friends just makes me realize, boys might be assholes, but at least you can tell someone doesn't like you by how hard they decide to punch you.

imagine having parents so shitty that they yell at you to "stop acting like a faggot" when you're 4 years old.

Wich one?
To be fair it was mostly ironic

EVERY
SINGLE
TIME

Zig Forums/4channel is such a pedo-friendly website.
Look at the other pedophile thread on here.

>be me
>have single mom
>play with her stuff
>get constantly yelled at
>get yelled at not to walk like her
>get yelled at not to watch her tv shows
>get yelled at to play sports

I turned out straight but my mom would lose it if I did girly shit. I just wanted to imitate the only person I had in my life.

>507370159
nice try glownigger

I'm a black pedophile. I started browsing Zig Forums recently because I heard this place was for kiddy pussy lovers of all races. I was not disappointed.

welcome to america

I'm normally not a fan of small children in games, but I was pleasantly surprised by how much I ended up liking Marlene and Betty.
Likely because they where used pretty sparingly so they never overstayed their welcome.

Guys is just webms of young humans doing nothing, what's the big deal?

its literally just a child dancing i dont understand

mods fear the cunnyCHAD

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Betty did a good job at making the player not get sick of Marlene and Marlene was perfect at showing us barret's tender side.

youtube.com/watch?v=NywdVBwzurU

>I just wanted to imitate the only person I had in my life.
This explains why trannies are a thing.

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She is too cute and too pure for this board user. Please delete.

you were emotionally abused as a child, and it's probably why you're a loser who posts on Zig Forums today.

Yeah, but I ended up being a huge pervert. And super into fat chicks while she's always been skinny

jesus christ user your mom was a raging cunt

Based. Be grateful your mother could imitate a father's role.
So many single mothers can't, and the results are fucking disastrous. The sons either end up criminal deadbeats or permavirgin fairies.