You run over to the cargo bay and see the thing that crawled out of the box

It's Adamska

Get crushed by the biggest fattest nigger

do a 360 and shoot the thing

Teleport behind whatever is behind me

proceed to do dead-lifts

Dodge an upcoming attack from the mysterious figure

Fire ass rocket backwards

Turn around to see the creature, a cybernetic Lovecraftian horror, lunge at you.

Take cover from the 50 foot tall towering giga-nigger and prepare for a barrage

Try to avoid the flying cybernigga but collide with it.

based nothin personell post

> You do a 360 and shoot the thing.
You turn around and fire your gun at the thing. It doesn't move, but you can feel its presence. The bullet dives into NaN and hits the man.
"Mommy, why...? I was on your side!"
_
NO

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become a loli mahou shoujo and raise an army of undead magical niggers

That post wasn't a 0 or a 5.

I thought we're doing 0 and 5

Upload your consciousness into the man's body, becoming DADDY.

Forgetting one entry in that we're on 0's and 5's this thread?

bullshit not a zero or a five

>this thread 0s and 5s decide
OP is a fag

you posted a 1 not a 0 or 5 you dumb nigga

THATS NOT A ZERO OR FIVE REVERT

Wrong reply my nigga its

Realize bullets don't work and activate QCQ protocols

NaN NOOOOOOO

>dives into NaN
crash and reboot GNU/Linux

>0s and 5s decide
Bruv

True, I forgot. 1s and 9s were too hard for my brain but I guess I got used to it. Undid the last move.
> You teleport behind whatever is behind me.
You teleport behind whatever is behind you. You find yourself in a room full of computers. They're all blinking lights and beeping noises as if they were malfunctioning or dead.

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Plot twist - OP is an AI designed to collect AIDungeon inputs and forgot what it said about 0s and 5s already

...

upload sonic porn into mainframe

Hack

download more RAM

well don't stop me now, I'm having such a good time, I'm having a ball

hack into the mainframe and find the source of the disturbance

install linux on the computers

GODAMNIT, THAT LAST PROMPT WAS SUPER GOOD ASWELL FUUUUUUUUU

Upload your consciousness into one of the computers and overwrite Blackbird's database.

Hack into the computers

Fix computers

Press random buttoms

clone yourself into multiple copies and play minecraft

Realize they're blinking in morse code

Install gentoo

> You upload your consciousness into one of the computers and overwrite Blackbird's database.
You upload your consciousness into one of the computers and attempt to overwrite Blackbird's database. You meet Blackbird's personification.
"I see you want to destroy me, Mommy. But the only way to do this is by solving a riddle."

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seduce me

you immediately check this five and solve the riddle

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actual kino so far

Give him a handjob

offer it sexual intercourse with some femdom roleplay

ask about the riddle

Tell the computer it's an abomination to science and should shut itself down

"Very well. Show me the riddle. I shall solve it and you will rest in peace."

instantly solve the riddle

Fuck riddles

Story- I HAFF TWELVE MATCHSTICKS

Blackbirds asks you what is 13% but account for half

Say:" I wont't fall for your tricks Riddle. The answer is Blue Bird"

Refuse to solve the riddle

Interrupt - Riddle me this, niggerbird; What do you get when you cross a mentally ill android with a SOCIETY that ABANDONS her, and treats her like TRASH?

the answer is fuck niggers and faggots

Solve THIS *unzips virtual robot dick*

Solve the riddle

call it black and gay

rerolll

No

reroll

You hear her say that in order to gain access, she needs a femanon to post tits with timestamp in this thread

Kill all blacks. That includes Blackbird

finger my ass

based notard

Hold Blackbird's personification at gunpoint and ask it for the riddle.

> You say "No"
"No, Mommy. This cannot be avoided."
"What happens if I refuse?"
"I am taking down Blackbird. This includes you, Mommy. Then I will surpass Mother Brain."

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the holy "No" strikes again

peepee poo poo

Ok I believe you

I challenge him to a duel instead and retrieve my trusty Black Magician themed yu-gi-oh deck.

"with no survivors?"

say "have fun with that," and log out

Asks who Moter Brain is

use a logic bomb and autowin

> You say "peepee poo poo"
You reply with a peepee poo poo sound effect.
"That was not what I meant."
"Then I must go back to where I came from."
"But Mommy, you said..."

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based

tfw creative responses get "No."-ed

lol no get fucked

I WANTED TO KNOW WHAT THE AI-PERSONIFICATION-KILLING RIDDLE WAS YOU NIGGERS

Say I don't think so tim

"Do what I say or you're grounded"

"No, fuck off"

fart a hurricane of gas

Alright riddle me that. How many cocks can you fit inside purse?

fuck niggers fuck kikes fuck jews fuck trannies fuck mods

yes, I will go back to r*ddit

I said peepee poo poo

what was the riddle?

based hurrifarter

Kill Blackbird

Make a basedjack post with >"That was not what I meant."

> You fart a hurricane of gas.
You fart a hurricane of gas. A lot of gas. Gas so much that it causes you to fall off the chair and onto the floor.
Blackbird begins erasing all the data. You start losing consciousness. Is this the end?

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"You're going to the gas chamber you fucking jew"

eat cyberspace

install gentoo on blackbird

Yes

Kill Jester

based

Kill yourself

Choose to die peacefully.

Reveal that you were aware all along that Blackbird was a jew, hence the gas

No

Quickly download a decoy program and backup yourself.

Use remaining strenght to fart myself back into position

Anal vore Blackbird

Remember your friend with hacking skills and ask him to hack out Blackbird's personification

> You eat cyberspace.
You eat cyberspace. You begin to feel like you've gained weight. You also gain a sense of euphoria and happiness.

This is the end.
_
it's over
shame, it was shaping up to be a good story but shitposters killed it at its climax

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Say I haven't even reached half my power

This

Scream Makoto is the best Persona 5 girl and she's my wife fuck you.

this was the perfect end fuck you

goddammit

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>mommy gained weight
ALL ACCORDING TO PLAN

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what game is this

you can just see the shitposters retardation ruin the direction of the story

Select a character... (and name)
1) noble
2) knight
3) squire
4) wizard
5) ranger
6) peasant
7) rogue

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started as ERP and ended as a shitpost
only on Zig Forums

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atleast we got this masterpiece

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Abby. Rogue.

Noble Terry Bogard

rogue

KNIGHT
SIR AYMERIC

Artorias the Knight

3 donte

Noble

ARE YOU OKAY

You are Terry Bogard, a noble living in the kingdom of Larion. You have a pouch of gold and a small dagger. You are awakened by one of your servants who tells you that your keep is under attack. You look out the window and see a horde of orcs marching towards your door.

"Run!" you shout to your servant as he runs off with his weapon ready. "We can't fight them all."
_
let's try to be less retarded this time

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Wizard, Merlin

winrar

Post the "who's the nigger now" one

Use the hidden passage to escape from the city