Now that's fucking based

All these years later and they still haven't topped 2.

any possible suspension of disbelief came in when she starting 1v2ing them.

*AHEM*
A toast!

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Wasn't she plot armor like Drake?

is this a fetish

Didn't nathan had to deal with big strong tribe fuckers in the second game? Why couldn't he handle one person like her?

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when druckmann says he's going to insert his "personal politics" into his games he means "degenerate fetishes"
like trannies beating pregnant women to death

This is a sad webm user :(

wtf

>Now that's fucking based.

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It's all a ruse, Nathan knew that if he hit a woman of color he'd be thrown in jail so he let her beat him up in order to avoid hate crime and sexual assault charges.

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what

14k likes

>this game I made sure was fun
Cringe

i liked uc4

kek

Can't wait for uncharted 5 where Drake is killed by a Mexican tranny that was the grandchild of a random white mook he shot in uncharted 1 retconned into being a compassionate Hispanic family man.

This is probably the reason why Abby is bigger than roided out prime Arnold.

Yeah it was a hell of a ride when 70% of your staff leaves including 20-year vets and extremely important creative types.

what would a Druckmann-Kojima joint project look like

he's fought fucking milatant forces, zombies, ogres, and superhumans but one black chick was apparently too fucking much for him with just a little bit more age on him
meanwhile sully is older than dirt and he still jumped around like a fucking chimpanzee with minimal issue

Yikes. An actual cringe post.

Back to your wheelchair.

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80% cutscenes & QTEs, 20% gameplay.

The plot would be some incomprehensible bullshit with dozens of hours of exposition starring strong lesbian women of colour who then get killed savagely at the end by a transgender

needs nomura

>now those damn alt right kids can't say my game is unrealistic!
Reactionary creativity is pretty limited I'd say

the MC is literally named Strong Woman

Except Nadine is a hardened war veteran and has been trained in martial arts. Nathan is a bumbling boomer with no real training and no real fighting experience (shooting things and getting lucky doesn't count).

>20% gameplay
You're being way too generous with those numbers user

it's from Zig Forums
they found this meme in february and can't stop posting it since then

And her arch nemesis is a team comprised of Epic Gamer Man, Alt Right YouTube Commentator Man, Anti Transexual Man, Hugh Mann, for Man is the worst of them all!

This. As soon as he got serious she got btfo

I always find it weird these sjw cunts think "realism" is a proper deflection to any criticism, as if realism is the primary reason people play video games.

Why didn't he just grabbed and squeezed her boobs real hard? That shit is painful as fuck.

Not really what I was getting at, more that Abby is a response to people saying Nadine couldn't realistically manhandle Drake.

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Let's add David Cage to the mix to make sure there's no pesky gameplay

yes

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Well, the truth is that no female could realistically win in a fight against an average male, especially when said male has fought multiple people stronger than him at the same time in the past. Look up the tranny that was winning MMA fights because he identified as a woman, he was literally destroying the competition and they were fed up with it

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>that schloppy run
kek

kojima wouldn't work with someone like druckmann

Would never work.
However shitty Kojima is now, he still likes to put attractive white women in his games.
He and Fuckman would never make it out of the concept stages together.

she's the only reason i haven't bought TLL, i heard you play her and i hate her

I know you didn't play it but death stranding was like 80% gameplay. there was a movie cutscene at the beginning, a movie cutscene at the end, and then 95% gameplay between.

>a toast, TO JANNIES!

Not enough room in all of California to fit those two egos

That's dumb considering she kills Joel with assistance and Ellie is literally 1/3 of her football tranny size. I didn't need a man woman beating the dickshit out of a rugmuncher to understand this.

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yes, Druckmann's jerk off material gets lauded as so progressive, while mine is somehow sexist just because i jerk off to big fat anime titties like normal people. Give me a break.

Everyday I am surprised on what people can jack off to

>A KOJIMA-DRUCKMANN PRODUCTION
>SILENT HILLS
>game features a trans protagonist dealing with the mental horrors of gender dysphoria

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Now we just need one more to complete The Holy Trinity of Hack Directors™.

4 years later and still fucking seething.

god i wish that was me

Druckmann is into guro, yes.

not a single normal person beyond the age of 20 jerks off to anime, it is solely the realm of teens, weebs, and otaku.

I'm willing to suspend disbelief that some karate woman can win a fight, but as someone else said, Drake was beating fuckers to death with his bare hands in multiple games. This woman really has no business being able to easily take down a guy that punches supernatural yeti monsters to death

HE TRIED TO WARN US

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It's ironically a stereotype of blacks that rich liberal whites and Jews have, because they live in 95% white neighborhoods and have never interacted with blacks IRL.

This, women are generally weaker

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David Cage

>one level is called "Diation Station"

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>The lovely Nia everybody!

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>no real fighting experience
>murders hundreds of trained soldiers across all games
What?

Yahtzee called it years ago with the tomb raider reboot that despite all claims to the contrary that it was about female strength or whatever it's obvious games that go this extreme with the violence against or involving women (the tomb raider reboots, RE3Make, TLOU) that it's much more fetishistic than it is any testament of feminism. It's obvious some borderline rapist freak is getting off to animating this shit, not even the biggest incel could ever fantastize or animate this shit without throwing the fuck up.

>green screen
Are they filming a new Marvel Superhero movie?

>hell of a ride

Was it? All I remember was dropping it when unwinnable qte's showed up. What did I miss? Did it somehow become not shit in an update or what?

Was the last game the one that ends on the Goonie's pirate ship in the cave that catches fire?

>I'm willing to suspend disbelief that some karate woman can win a fight
Probably because usually you're playing as her as an underdog. Nadine's whole thing is just to fill out the runtime with clickbait, I legit know nothing else that happens in this game and apparently it's been out for four years.