Its okay when Saints Row does it

>its okay when Saints Row does it

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Are uh. Are you retarded? Customizable genitals for cyberpunk has been endlessly praised on Zig Forums, and has actually made the *SIPP* posters seethe and hide until the next blunder is put out for this game.

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Are you a shower or a grower Zig Forums?

>a zany sandbox game full of wacky customization made by based devs
The female one turns her tits into watermelons but that's too problematic for basedpunk

Why are bulges so much better than actual cocks bros

I don't know what I am. I want to say grower, but I'm not sure how big/long my dick is. Nobody has ever rated it or told me if it was decent. I've never bothered measuring it either, but I'm pretty sure it's small even when fully erect.

If I had to guess it's probably 5 inches at best when erect....if not 4 1/2.

*SIP*

>implying silly shit like this doesnt recapture a little childlike goofballing
FUCK MAKE HIS PEEPEE HUGE!!!!!! YESSSS!!!
Lmao his cock is TOO TINY

it was cringy and retarded back then too
saints row is made for literal children that laugh at poo poo on house

grower here

I just want to be a chick with gigantic tits and a monster cock why are devs so sexist?! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Didn't know Cyberpunk was a joke game. Explains a lot.

Both

Im a needle dick

Why are pantied crotches so much better than bare vaginas?

grower when fat
shower when slim
I caught people staring at my junk all the fucking time back when I used to work out

*hits pipe*

Dangerously based show pics

Can't wait to make a loli futa

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Grower. Barely 3.5inch flaccid, 9.5 erect.

>sex: female
>race: white
>build: slim
>skin: smooth
>age: 8
>sex appeal: 98
rate my character?

No shit that happens to everyone wearing baggy shit instead of proper gym attire

t. big cock poster

If I post my dick will Zig Forums give it a proper rating? I'm pretty sure mine is short but I've never measured it.

Knowing Zig Forums they'll say it's ugly and short and gross.

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Neither

How did Nintendo get away with this?

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Is it uncircumcised? If yes I don’t want to see that shit no Sheila likes a bloke with a skivvy mate

Ganondorf got nerfed so hard in Ultimate it's not even funny

I'm circumcised

Ummm sweetie, nintendo shrank it

I'm going to make my Cyberpunk character a braphog slam pig.

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>lost his bulge from melee
>lost his huge thighs from Smash 4
>still shit tier
He cant catch a break

Sounds like you're a small dick shower

Okay good

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>Slampig

Just admit you're into fat/obese women who are easy to get into bed.

Why is everyone getting upset over what will just end up being a slider?

It’s like 3 inches soft and 5 ish inches hard.

I wonder if you can replicate Chris-chans duck.

gonna make it 12 inches AROUND

If one end is vagina and the other is penis, what are the intermediate points?

mostly a grower. i can get pretty tiny when unerect, but when i'm really erect i can get up to around 7 inches.