HAHA

Have sex.

Oh I get it, it's shit on purpose.

based

Why do they always strawman this shit so hard?
Honestly the only women I’d ever question about this would be streamers.

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"Oh yeah, I'm a hobby painter"
"Can you show me some paintings you've made?"

"FUCK YOU YOU WOMAN-HATING INCEL"

I love the game but dude it never at any point makes the effort to teach you about pogoing.

newfag

where's the funny

This

lol im jewish not sure if that matters

But did you have sex?

Imagine being so mad you reply to this comic

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add me to your discord fag

It's what happens once you remove the soul

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>Faggot says ok.
Later at her home
>WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE WOMAN!?! YOU PROMISED ME BALLS!

not an argument, you're braindead if you didn't learn it on your own

Why can the average woman never ever be funny no matter what they do?

Imagine making the comic.

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How did she chat when she's playing with only a mouse?

Forgot to mention the QTE's :^)

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I did learn it on my own.

On-Screen Keyboard

Learned how to do on the first set of spikes in the game

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How often does this even happen? Even the really spergy dudes I've seen interact with women don't even act like this so I don't get how this meme became prominent.

then the you was proverbial

not close to comparable, you dribbling pebble

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Jesus, my farts smell vile

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Women misconstrue anonymous internet banter as attacks against feminism, "you didn't even play X" is the most generic insult someone always throws in every single discussion no matter the gender involved.

The stylization is so good. Love Smash speculation shitposts with actual effort and not just wojacks.

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The neckbeard spergs I've always seen just stare at her like a deer in headlights and either try to brag about their accomplishments or stutter out bad jokes to try and keep a conversation going.

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there is a difference between tutorials and learning through experimentation

what did he mean by this?

It doesn't help that she acts kinda like a child. Yes I know why according to the game but still.

Wtf is this? There's no way to compare a nation in total war to a nation at its peak of peace.

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>.br
Sopa de macaco...

Where can I read further issues of epic gamer comic by keeby10 at nonsensesystem dot com?

I never in my life playing sidescrollers ever thought about attacking spikes.

You only use QTEs if you're bad :^)

What the fuck are you on about?

Bros wtf do I do here

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if i wanted good gameplay i wouldn't be a pokemon fan
at this point the porn is the only redeeming factor

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Just go left you retard.

You don't know what a QTE is.

don't listen to that user.
Wait for the tutorial prompts probably.

>Just go left
And get killed by the mushroom guy?

And thus, games are not art

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call le fbi!

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Is that the sheep with sausages for horns a real pokemon?

This is true though, in fighting games there's like 50 different characters you can choose between and some of them ARE better than others. That means it's not a fair fight while in Chess it's totally equal.

every fucking time

kino

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>.gif
Dont trust you

Stahp

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>sonic has toes

Why is this shit so fucking funny?

this has too high of a retardation concentration
>you can't possibly identify with a character that doesn't look like you
>attractive women can't possibly be strong and competent
>female sexuality can't possibly be an empowering feature
>lack of female developers can't possibly be because most women just aren't actually interested in the field

I'm very glad nobody takes these seriously.

Noun?

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Name one fighting game with 50 characters

Why are loli catgirls not real....