The last game you played is now a cutaway gag on Family Guy. how does it go?

The last game you played is now a cutaway gag on Family Guy. how does it go?

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PEETER THIS IS WORSE THAN THE TIME YOU SPENT SEVEN HOURS MAKING LIV TAYLOR IN KOIKATSU
>hehehehehe i gave her bigger boobies than she normally does
>clicks save
>and with that i’m done
>30 second arduous scene of peter loading her up in h scene
>jacks off for five seconds and cooms
>brian walks in: already? you’ve been at that for hours all for that?
>Yeah.... yeah i should have just opened up a pornsite huh?

did you really make liv taylor in koikatsu?

>LOIS: OH MY GOD
>Brian: Deoxys is-is dead!
>Peter: Holy crap! This is more shocking than that time I tried to have sex with Pikachu!
>-cutaway-
>Peter in bed with Pikachu: A-Are you sure about this Pikachu?
>Pikachu: Yeah baby, I'm sure. Just bite the pillow, I promise I'll go in easy and not electrocute you or anything
>Nighttime shot outside the house, beat, then Peter screams
>Peter: AHH! YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T ELECTROCUTE ME! BUT YOU ELECTROCUTED ME! I COULD'VE NEVER SEEN THIS COMING!
>Cut back to main scene
>Peter: Now, everyone, to make sure Deoxys is dead and not just passed out, we need to check his heart beat first.
>Lois: We need to call an ambulance Peter!
>Peter: Hold on Lois, hold on.
>Peter bends down and puts his fingers on Deoxys' neck
>Peter: Let me just... Check for a heartbeat...
>One minute passes just on the shot of Peter trying to get a heart beat
>Lois: PETER!
>Peter: Wait, I think I feel something!

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There is no way to make Peter playing Snowrunner funny desu

LOUIS THIS IS HARDER THAN THAT TIME I PLAYED DARK SOULS
>peter blocks a hollow soldier and kills him in one hit
>*looks at the camera*
>"its not that hard"

>aw man this is worse than that mailman job i had
>cut to peter tied up in a grave being brutally executed via headshot by a man in a checkered suit

no i do video game characters, but i needed a dated celebrity that peter would like. i kinda want to make liv taylor now though

>ehehehehe, hey Cleveland, this reminds me that one time I was apart of a bomber crew in Battlefield 1
>cuts to a bunch of soldiers in a trench
>"oh my god! they are bombing us!"
>Peter gets dropped out of the plane instead of the bombs and lands on a guy and kills him
>Peter gets promoted

>20 minutes follow of Peter in the grave holding his head and groaning

>family gay
>lololololololololol religion dumb
cringe tell better jokes.

perfect

Someone do Conker's Bad Fur Day.

I could not only fucking hear this, I could fucking WITNESS IT.

you're supposed to be telling the jokes along with the other anons
>Maria
oops nvm

>liv taylor
Do you guys mean Liv Tyler?

"Geez, this reminds me of the last date I ever had with one of my ex's."
>flashback to quagmire standing next to aerith in the lost city
>5 seconds later, sephiroth stabs her
>quagmire spends 1 full minute acting shocked and confused because that's supposed to be funny

...yes

Hey joe i haven't felt this much excitement since i was an assassin.
>"so let me get this straight you just want to dive off this building?" peter says to ezio
>"yeah yeah yeah i do it all of the time" ezio replied
>"Alright" peter says reluctantly before he tosses himself off a modern day skyscraper
>he screams all the way down
>peter lands in haybale but instead of being fine hes bleeding and screaming
>ezio shows up on the side of the screen "hah" he smiles
>peter screams "why"?
>"i'm Italian" ezio says

this one is actually funny though

Ah jeez, Lois, how long's it gonna take? Oh man, now I feel worse than that time I was the payload in TF2!
>C'maaan, move me forward!
>Th-that guy is a spy, you-ah-nah he got ya. H-he got ya good.
>Why are ya running forward, I can SEE the sentry from hear!
>*Scout runs and crouches behind cart to avoid enemy fire*
>OH, oh, this guy has the right idea
>*Scout blows up from enemy stickies*
>Well, ya all got like 5 minutes left.
>Just, uhhh... ...just gonna chill here while you all blow each other to pieces, I guess.
>Peter makes raspberry noises
>*attack Heavy goes Uber and blows away defense while pushing cart*
>Oh? OH HO now this is getting interesting!
>Uber runs out and Heavy is blasted away by two consecutive crockets while RED team regroups
>*sigh.*

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I'm mad how well I fucking imagined this.

wow this really could of been a joke.
your good at this user you have anymore?

gimme a moment.

What the fuck are you talking about.

Actually made me laugh

its really good not for being funny but because i can literally imagine seeing this in an episode.
this is THE family guy joke in the truest sense.
i can't place it but i feel like i seen family guy basically make this same joke of "character is being very frank on the situation" literally thousands of times.

god dammit lois, this is like the time i was in final fantasy 7
>safer sephiroth has the party on their knees, at the cusp of being defeated
>suddenly peter comes in and throws a rock at sephiroth, killing him instantly. cloud is in shock
>"how the hell did you do that?"
>"i don't know, how the hell was i supposed to know you could leave the first continent?"
>camera pans over to a mountain-sized pile of dead trickplays

i tried

No worries, Joe, this [hahh] this treadmill ain't so tough. [hahh] I used to be a professional courier for Bridges!
>*Peter is busy climbing up a steep hill covered in rocks, muttering silently*
>Ugh. If only I had a zipline like those guys 30 hours ahead of me.
>Whoop! WHOAH oh. That was too close WHOA Stop it! Stop it! I'm sick of this balancing crap!
>*Peter proceeds, holding his heavy burden with both arms*
>Ugh. Just gotta...gotta go up there, then it's easy all the way down
>*passes sign saying 'Keep on keepin' on!'
>I know, I'm doing just that, you jerk! It's called having a job! As if i'm giving a like to that AH AHH AAAAAaaAAA
>Peter trips and is sent tumbling down the entire hill, cargo heavily damaged and sprawling far from him, BB starts crying
>[sssss] AAAHHH
>[sssss] AAAHHH
>[sssss] AAAHH SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP!
>BB keeps crying
>It's bad enough I have to deliver crap on foot now I have to act like a freakin' babysitter?! They ought to pay me double! And in actual cash!
>Heartman, over codec: Peter, did you know the concept of payment dates back around 100,00 years
>Peter: You too, talking handcuffs!
>thunder crashes, timefall starts
>Peter's fellow courier Tom from college flies by overhead via zipline
>Heya Peter, see ya at the summiiiiiiiiiiit!
>Peter: Aaaagh. [pinches brow in frustration while BB still cries the whole time]

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Been years since watching a whole episode, but somewhat comforting to know it's still this way.

How long ya gonna take, Lois, I feel as bad as when I was waiting for responses to my cutaway gag on Zig Forums!

>Peetah, you can't just ask for a wish from some magical obelisk!
>Eheheheh, looois! When I toss a bolt into this puddle, it lights on fire!