>a literal porn parody has a better protagonist than the actual game
What went wrong?
A literal porn parody has a better protagonist than the actual game
Jonathan Garcia
Evan Campbell
It would've been cool if we played as Trench, his VA was kino.
Jordan Torres
>a literal porn parody has a better protagonis
How so?
Cameron Brooks
Porn has to make the character appealing.
Landon Rodriguez
does she control pee pee's?
Camden Allen
Not the first time
Ayden Evans
She makes you coom is not a personality trait
Elijah Sanders
>those awkward cuts to her tranny man face
>those dumb as fuck lines where she talks to herself for no reason
>that one turbo dyke in the main area
>the manlet in the reactor area
>the nigress with the fur coat
its a damn shame. the setting and lore was so cool but we are stuck with the D-grade characters.
Carson Howard
Would you believe me if I told you Adriana Chechik played Rey with more emotional nuance and character development in a comedy porno than Daisy Ridley did in a $600 million trilogy
Benjamin Smith
torrent or video OP?
John Russell
>>those dumb as fuck lines where she talks to herself for no reason
Why do games do this? Who does this? I'm okay if they're thinking to themselves but they're clearly talking out loud with their mouth moving and reverb from the room, etc
John Anderson
Yes
Jose Reyes
its because the game is literally a rip off of the scp website. thats why the setting is great but the characters suck. fighting supernatural entities with modern weapons and powers makes for a fun universe, but then its filled with mary sue doctors and unrealistic agents like bright and cleft
Christian Torres
Max Payne did this right
Jacob Moore
In a heartbeat. Googling "Rey angry" is the funniest fucking shit because it's the same awkward teeth-bared expression in pretty much every picture
Tyler Perez
should have just reused her model from quantum break
Jonathan Brooks
I would use her model from Quantum Break if you know what I mean
Isaiah White
I worry about this girls asshole
Cameron Russell
that you're not a remedy developer who worked on control?
David Sanders
No I would use her model as a sex toy
Anthony James
>i'll come back for you
RIP beth
Leo Bell
This, how they could fuck up the model this badly when they had already done her in their previous game is just sad.
Wyatt Morris
Kimmy...
William Smith
Reminds of Jessie Rogers. She got assblasted literally and mentally, retired from porn, and became a twitch streamer who bans anyone who asks about her porn career
William Jenkins
>those dumb as fuck lines where she talks to herself for no reason
I'm pretty sure they intended that it would be Jesse's dialogue with supernatural entity in her head, but made the entity silent which makes it feel dumb.
Hudson Sanchez
Why do kikes keep making unsolicited parodies while all the popular stuff goes ignored? And it's all VR trash too.
Xavier Gray
>I'm pretty sure
Well yeah no shit, considering she directly addresses it like it's someone she's talking to, it's not like she's just saying shit for the sake of saying it. This is made clear in literally the first minute of the game. I swear half the people here genuinely have an IQ of 12.
Logan Perry
Yes because Adriana is actually a great actress
Lincoln Hill
Better in what way? Looking? Maybe but what does that have to do with the plot of the game and the character traits that make a character..you know...good?
Leo Butler
No I meant acting
Jack Ross
Because they need to convey the personality of the protagonist to the player.
At least Sands of Time had the Prince lampshade how eventually he started talking to himself and keeps catching himself and stopping.
Justin Lewis
SCP cucks will never grow up. No one gives a shit that you were an editor, kiddo. Quit yanking your peckerwood 2 incher. Scp is gay