What went so wrong?

What went so wrong?
>Shit combat system
>Ridiculous story that only consists of searching for people all the time
>The player doesn't care about Yennefer and Ciri. He has no reason to be interested in those characters. Muh stepdaughter my ass. Did they really expect you to read the books?
>Empty Open World that has nothing at all to offer. There is no reason to explore this world
>In general the game just feels generic, it has no charm of its own
The Witcher 1 was a so much better game.

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this was a good post until the end

>11kb pic
Fucking die

Your tastes

it was zoomer's first adventure game, that's it.

Why didn't Geralt fuck kid Ciri? They aren't even related there is no reason he wouldn't fuck someone as hot as her. He was a master witcher he could have easily convinced her that it was ok.

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How can I get into this game? I've tried 3 times and played a couple of hours, I just can't interested in the characters

The characters are uninteresting. This is the case throughout the game. It tries to create emotions, but with such characters that are so badly established, it's impossible.

I’m having massive diarrhea rn not gonna lie

zoom zoom

Ate too much cheese last night, first time it has happened, I guess you can’t just do the things you think you want, my mom was right, I’m not ready to be an adult

Lucky. I have to shit constantly, but the only thing I get are pebbles.

Drink more water friend

It is a good game, I enjoyed it

I peed in my bed for the first time in 20 years because I drank too much alcohol again and passed out.

All I drink is water. Don't have can of soda or a bottle of beer in the fridge.

Eat your veggies.
You need Fiber

Can I cook them or would that be redundant?

Lol fiber is indigestible and bad for you, stop repeating obvious and forced bullshit.

Great game. Everything related to politics is pure trash though.

you made this thread yesterday.

>fiber is bad for you
ok retard

>Ridiculous story that only consists of searching for people all the time
Coincidentally, this was the plot of most of the books as well.

The entire saga was about Geralt looking for Ciri you retard.

>Find the Red Baron!
>Find dandelion!
>Find dandelion's whores to find him!
>Find Ciri!
>Find the faggot elf!
Great story.

The books are shit aswell

>>Shit combat system
Let me guess, you cheesed a single mechanic?
>>Ridiculous story that only consists of searching for people all the time
It's great
>>The player doesn't care about Yennefer and Ciri.
I do
>He has no reason to be interested in those characters. Muh stepdaughter my ass.
So you never cared about any vidya character?
>Did they really expect you to read the books?
Yes
>>Empty Open World that has nothing at all to offer. There is no reason to explore this world
You must have missed all those side quests and events then, I guess.
>>In general the game just feels generic, it has no charm of its own
It's very charming, it has great atmosphere, different cities have different aesthetics and cultures, there's a lot of interesting lore and funny encounters.
>The Witcher 1 was much better
That I agree with

>most goty's there ever were
>highest steam reviews score
>among the highest metacritic
>influence on other modern games especially open world
>atmosphere benchmark
>quest design benchmark
>memorable and fleshed out characters
>dlc the size of other full games

>wHaT wEnT wRoNg gUyS

>Let me guess, you cheesed a single mechanic?
The whole fighting system consists of dodging the enemy by rolling away and then attacking. Boring.
>It's great
That's an objectively bad story. You look for characters you don't know and you have no reason to be interested in them. They should have established Ciri and Yennefer much earlier than they did. But even then the story would still be bad.
>Yes
Imao no. The books are shit. Even worse than The Witcher 3. I couldn't bear to keep reading after the first two books.
>You must have missed all those side quests and events then, I guess.
They are all marked on the map by signs. This is ridiculous. You go through all these signs instead of exploring the world.

cope

fpbp

just like vaccines and unsaturated fat, right? fuck outta here, Zig Forums

Imagine having the Gail to shitpost about a good game using a downloaded image of a thumbnail like a true tool

babby's first RPG

not to mention that it's not actually a RPG

This.
The game is not even a real RPG. You can't create your own character and are forced to play a grumpy old man. Furthermore you can't really influence the story. The game has no replay value at all. For an RPG this is a disgrace.