Who is the biggest simp in vidya?

Who is the biggest simp in vidya?

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joe

who's joe?

you imagine doing quests and adventuring for women that aren't even real fucking lmao loser

Joe mama

The biggest simp in vidya.

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master chief
think about it

Damn did he caught an arrow in midfly?
For a simp that's pretty alpha

joe mama

does the game ever even hint that he likes her back? it always goes on about Zelda/Mipha/Paya/etc fawning over him, but never him reciprocating.

joel from the last of us

(You)

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nier simping for some random tranny by deleting himself so she can live slightly longer and probably fuck his sister

Why is he a simp if that's literally his job, is a bodyguard a simp?

Your average american soldier who simps for Israel.

guts

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Joeself

>literally his job
he does it for free

Warren from Life is Strange.

How is that his job if he doesn't get paid? The kingdom he worked for has long since fallen. He literally does it for free. You are just proving that he is a simp.

He also canonically killed a guardian with nothing but a pot lid, before people even really knew how dangerous they were and also physically bested a bunch of grown men to get his position as Zelda's knight.

Still a simp though.

yeah, 1/6 it's pretty based

no, but as usual everyone blows everything out of proportion. just wait for the shitstorm to fall off and the next one will begin

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>LOOK

>MOM

>I

>MADE

>THE

>EXACT

>SAME

>THREAD

>AGAIN

>XDDD

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Mario

>zero (0) remuneration
Link is fucking pathetic

>failed 100 years ago
>given a chance to rectify his mistakes
>takes it
>LOL SIMP
ok

>Princess
>calling a dude a simp
What a stupid fucking image. No princess (nor mentally-healthy woman) would consider her p as m.
Just another fag that settles for ez pusy, like the omega he is.

>simp
Just use whiteknight, you twitter niggers

Don't argue with idiots on the internet Jason, it's bad for you health

le flips

Not true you can't be a simp if the pussy has value

Fuck off with your boomer speak.

simping sounds better and it's MGTOW term

Nah, he's a chad.
He took an oath to protect the princess and, as you said, even with the kingdom falling, he still carries it out because of his vow. It's like a soldier no longer on duty, protecting civilians from gunman.

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Brutal.