Why almost every 2000s game has some kind of weird animal in it?

You need to send 5 bucks to my Paypal address.

Washimi?

candiaan?

do not fuck birbs

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I'll fuck whatever I want, bitchboy!

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Why not?

>choking
stabbing*

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I wonder what she'd taste like if you cooked her

chicken

Aside from YT, Minecraft, the 360, and the angry bird logo I don't know what a damn thing on there even is.

don't even think about it

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>Vagina and asshole are the same hole
Yeah I think I wouldn't even try

every time I see secretary birds posted, I think of the story of the female crane who fell in love with a human and killed two male cranes that tried to court her

Is this where the legend of the harpy originated?

Someone post the video of the secretary bird stomping the shit out of a fake snake.
>god I wish that were me...

Cute bird, OP.

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Do these things exist in the wild? All the screenshots ever posted are just ones in zoos

She was all about that /hmofa/

uhhhhhhhhhh

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god I wish that were me

They live in Africa

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Based.

>a
no

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huh, never thought I'd have an African waifu

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>He’s never heard of Skrillex

wyb

>Chun-Li.webm

Almost hmofa. Here's the video anyway

youtube.com/watch?v=ihla4rV3Ckc

Look at all that utter fucking garbage.

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so they're traps? Even hotter.

>secretary bird
>kills and eats snakes
what the fuck kind of secretary is this

Jeremy Dooley is that you?

me carrying my wife (potentially male) home

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Do they eat snakes?
They seem to only kill them, I never see them eat one.

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The best kind

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>tfw no secretary bird to stomp on your snake

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Thread theme
youtu.be/fi6pu_thrMs

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youtube.com/watch?v=IbZFoPck_iQ

damn this is all beyond shit

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not so stealthy animal fucker threads are one of the few good things left on Zig Forums

im glad pokemon exists so i can jack off to birds and not feel (as) guilty about it haha

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>The International Ornithologists' Union has designated "secretarybird" the official common name for the species.[4] In 1780 the French polymath Georges-Louis Leclerc, Comte de Buffon suggested that the name secretary/secrétaire had been chosen because of the long quill-like feathers at the top of the bird's neck.[22] reminiscent of a quill pen behind the ear of an ancient scribe.[19] In 1977, C. Hilary Fry of Aberdeen University suggested that "secretary" is from the French secrétaire, a corruption of the Arabic saqr-et-tair meaning either "hawk of the semi-desert" or "hawk that flies".[23] Glenn has dismissed this etymology on the grounds that there is no evidence that the name came through French, instead supporting Buffon's etymology; the word comes from the Dutch secretaris "secretary", used by settlers in South Africa.[7]

>male

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Male birds are always the pretty ones

You wouldn't fuck a bird would you?

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Where my Ostrich chads at

I'm really, really surprised Zig Forums hasn't mentioned Aggretsuko in this thread once.

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Never heard of this thing before Aggretsuko.

Anyone else?

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Ugly

Why else hire a secretary if not to keep the workspace free of dangerous snakes?

i m a g i n e

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what a lad

rude

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archeops is NOT for fugs

youtube.com/watch?v=gZ0szeeqgZI

Was it autism?

What do they taste like?

I saw one in a zoo once but it was Washimi from Aggretsuko is what got me to look more into them.

lol

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haha imagine if she though your penis was a snake and stomped on it... as a joke haha

it tastes like meme and chewiness

Wait? You can actually date them?

Post shoebills.

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it starts stupid but it's pretty cute in the end when they kinda dance together

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Why? You looking to get a beakjob from one of them?