Why did Todd do this?

The in game books were written by alot of different authors primarily kirkbride and Peterson. Im not sure who specifically made the lusty argonian maid though.

Nevermind found it. The lusty argonian maid was written by a man named Mark Nelson.

Can anyone describe the appearance, scent, and/or flavor of both the vagina and anus, for the various races of Tamriel?

I'll take any kind of speculation you can offer, but I'm especially interested in the anuses of the high born ladies of High Rock.

Aren’t furries more “functional” than trans, generally speaking?

Not even the lewdest book in the series. The tale of Barenziah is more explicit. The story of the Researcher and the Nymph is my personal fav.

This.

>everyone talks about TLAM
>not the khajiit slut in morrowind
>not barenziah taking the barbs

it is obviously a joke about soft-core porn books.

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>furries more “functional” than trans

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>Barenziah
Is that the one where she gets raped by khajiit? Maybe it wasn’t rape, I can’t remember.

No, really?

Medical science allows trans to be more than just guys with make-up and a dress. Furries don't have that for now.

Yea she gets BARBED. It was consensual from what i remember. The Queen of Morrowind is a massive whore

I hate saying this, but you're right, furries can hold much more demanding jobs than trannies without breaking a sweat, while a tranny breaks down every other day somebody deadnames him/her

They don't have a 41% suicide rate and generally have high-paying jobs(there's a fuck ton of surgeon furries) to afford exorbitant commission rates. So he's right in a sense at least.

Well I don’t think the suicide rate for furries is anywhere near trans.

I can't speak for appearance or taste, but the scent of a high born lady's vagina is like delicate, high quality flour and oats, and their anus smells strongly of turnips.

Medical science at most allows them to be men who cut off their penis, and wear make up and a dress. 99% of people thinks it’s weird as fuck. My normalfag relatives and family friends shit on them all the time

Seriously
>book about beneziah
>read it to find out more about legendary queen of dark elves
>lol she was a massive whore whose exploits include fucking every guard on a bridge for free passage to getting fucked by a cat man in the middle of a crowded bar
Shit was basically a modded skyrim playthrough

Cool, now tell us about the Orcs

>cutting off your dick and wearing a dress is more functional than wearing a fursuit

If he was a furry how come there were no Khajiit to marry in Skyrim?

I didn't say that today's tech is good or even servicable, it's just here, but it's enough to do the damage to their heads.

They're able to separate their perversion from the rest of their identity and only bring it up around other people with similar manners or at least in settings where they are relatively anonymous.
Not all of them, of course, I'm sure there are plenty of furries who, like trannies, cannot keep it in their pants, but they seem to be in the minority rather than the majority.

old wet socks

You might seethe really hard, but furries tend to be very successful. All that art and the costume is not cheap.

I certainly didn't except this place to kink-shame someone

Do any of you anons read the in-game books? Some of its interesting, the most recent one i read went into the science of sex/rape between the diffrent races.

You're assuming they spend money on other things.

thats a long dick

I guess I should've elaborate, but that wasn't my point.

Because he's based

Well now is your chance to elaborate and make your point.

I don't think every furry wants to be an animal/human hybrid.
I think a lot of them just get off on the idea of fucking strangers in costumes.

Orc vaginas have a pungent odour of beef and capsicum, while their anuses smell of hay and chia seeds.

Dunmer?

Fire and war.

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