Why so serious?
Why so serious?
Justin Foster
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Jeremiah Myers
I don't get it.
Why Sam has no legs?
Nathan Carter
Why does Blondie have a rocket up his ass? Because why not?
I was also thinking of an argument against putting Sam into Randy's monstrocity of an edition but I don't think it's possible. It's in the proper context and it follows old FPS tradition of games making fun of each other. I guess hiring Levelord was not a mistake.
Michael Brown
Jason Roberts
Say thanks to Red Cross for their valuable and important contributions to our world.
Levi Martin
Bazinga
Owen Miller
What's wrong with RC, beside don't letting poors die?
Lincoln Brooks
I'd rather they keep the cross and change the color than use that stupid pill.
Anthony Cruz
Why hasn't there been an official Serious Sam and Duke Nukem game together? They'd work so well together, Duke being so full of himself that he takes Sam's sarcasm at face value as compliments.
Kayden Howard
Imagine thinking Douk is in any position to make fun of Sam when DNF and Serious Sam 3 came out in the same year.
Hunter Hill
Taking red crosses away from video games. Why do you think everyone removed them all of a sudden? They copyrighted the symbol and started annoying people who used it.
Lincoln Rodriguez
Justin Carter
I agree on that. Green crosses are good enough in my book, even if RC's crusade against the originals was as retarded as it gets.
Randy would rather hold Douk hostage in his piss-stained bathroom.
Easton Martinez
Maybe videogames should be more creative than using a red cross.
Matthew Reed
Based SAM thread. Is this the holy trifecta?
Samuel Johnson
Serious Sam 3 was mediocre
Alexander Moore
trifecta of what?
Samuel Richardson
That guy's childhood games, by the looks of it. They have fuckall else in common.
Wyatt Harris
Why did it take this many years for a developer to figure out a better solution than pills?
Thomas Bailey
sam 3 had those hot telepathic bitches. The secret areas were weak though.
Jace Long
It had a lot of failed experiments (witchbrides, technopolips, space monkeys etc) but the core was solid and fun. It's above average at the very least. DNF was mediocre at best, a console shooter of then-dying era with a character of even older era and terrible pacing to boot.
Jackson Gray
>dude you've been hanging there like forever
Hudson Young
I saw that they ironed out some of the game's kinks for the version included in that Fusion thing they put out. Stuff like enemies that used to only be hurt by explosions now taking some damage from other types, and being able to reload while sprinting.
Camden Murphy
This is perfect.
Charles Ortiz
Power armor is for pussies!
Parker Allen
Yeah, it's a shame furries made Fusion worse in plenty of other ways, like narrower shotgun spread actually making it worse or gnaars learning how to shoryuken.
Jace Walker
Of shitty action games that zoomer unronically nostalgiafagging over
Carter Reyes
It still amazes me how Sam can fire that minigun in one hand and pump a shotgun in the other.
Jordan Morris
I hate Valve puzzles
Carson Mitchell
>sueing people that use the Red Cross as a symbol of good health and Life.
what is wrong with those faggots?
it was literally good advertising.
Eli Ramirez
>Power armor is for pussies
>Health regenerates
>References Valve's puzzles
>Still has to do one
I'm not sure who is to blame for this but DNF's jokes definitely weren't the most logical.
Jeremiah Wood
>wore power armor every other game
I'm sure there was some 3DRealms intern sniffing his farts that he put that in between Broussard beating him.