Play God Hand
Play God Hand
Camden Ramirez
Jeremiah Nelson
Sauce please, I love fishhooking.
Michael Perry
I LOVE IT
Joshua Hall
I will only if you ERP with me.
Sebastian Barnes
Why?
Hudson Davis
Because it's unironically the best action game ever made.
Brody Wood
How did they do it?
This is probably the only game where i was looking up to every encounter, even with the basic shitty henchman and enjoyed all of it.
Not even DMC or Bayonetta made me enjoy the combat this much.
Jackson Clark
I bought this shirt even though it's tacky as hell just because it's official Capcom merch and I wanted to give a dead series that hasn't been relevant ever, even in their recent failure crossover games with Teppen and MvCI, a token show of support.
Brody Cooper
Why did Olivia get a sudden surge in porn
Kevin Bennett
Some guy was pissed at the lack of porn and went on a commission spree.
Juan Bailey
There is this one retarded meme youtuber who funded porn with his patreon money..
Kayden Perez
Ssethtzeentach paid for it with advertisment money
Tyler Barnes
A mad lad used all his Patreon jewbucks to commission over $2,200's worth of porn from well-known artists.
Cameron Rogers
Capcom hates this game with passion.
Okami, even though it also sold like shit, at least had positive journo reviews which is why it gets rereleased to this day multiple times.
God Hand was a disaster, from shit sales (i think not even 100k copies sold) to that infamous 3/10 IGN review - back then you couldn't watch a youtube video of gameplay or have a game gain a cult internet following like Dark Souls. Also it was a time where games were becoming more and more super casualized to gain mass audience (2007 and further) and it wouldn't be until Dark Souls: Prepare to Die edition would come out and gain a fanatical following in next few years, which allowed the return of "difficult" games.
Not to mention nu-Capcom would never approve of the offensive and non-PC content/humor in this game.
>first boss is literally two black gay flamboyant faggots who hit on the main character
>you can spank every female enemy in the game
>you can dress the main heroine in a slutty bunny suit
>said heroine gets constant ass/tiddie shots with the camera
>game makes fun of fatties and midgets
>MC says to a female enemy that she is a "bitch in need of training"
And many other.
Lucas Brooks
Levi Brooks
Not today you fat fuck
Owen Miller
>full nelson
the best position
Landon Ward
All Capcom needs is to release this on PC.
It would sell in hundreds of thousands copies, easily.
Luke Lopez
nigga i'm surprised you glossed over the entire walking caricature that is Elvis
that guy alone would get a hundred angry Kotaku articles
Lucas Perez
He is the most positive character and the only arguably "good" demon you fight so he might get a pass.
Though there was this retarded Vice article which complained that Shannon's costume is "sexualized" and not "practical".
Gavin Perry
>which complained that Shannon's costume is "sexualized" and not "practical".
holy fuck you're got to be shitting me
link
Oliver Stewart
what a fucking legend
Austin Jackson
>web.archive.org
>This questionable taste extends to a cutscene with an antagonist barely covering her modesty with the sort of "armor" that is built for the viewer's eyes, not the character's defense. She's evidently designed to titillate, and shamelessly so. (Looking ahead online, because I can't help spoiling stuff for myself, she's later encountered spinning around a piece of scaffolding like it's a dancing pole, while Gene calls her a bitch. Lovely.) I'm no further, yet, than Gene's face-off with the first major boss, a cigar-puffing, club-owning giant by the name of Elvis—but I'm debating whether or not to go on.
Colton Gomez
Things i never got about criticism for this game:
>the camera sucks
No. It only sucks when you want some cinematic non immersion-breaking shit. It serves it's purpose by showing you exactly what you need to see and it frees up the right analog stick for dodging.
>the dialogue is bad
It's cheesy, not bad though. Game doesn't treat itself seriously so it get's a pass with "YOU'RE NOT ALEXANDER!".
>the controls are clunky/janky/dated
They are not. They are still amazing even today. They only feel janky because they are unlike any action game which go for super fluid gameplay instead of setting a solid pieces of "rules" or "mechanics" you need to learn and then you get to style on your enemies.
Ryder Rivera
Last time I tried to play it on PCSX2, the input delay was unreal. I'd kill for a proper PC port
Jayden Gray
I played the game on a shitty laptop and it was fine for me.
Gavin Parker
www.ssethtzeentach.com/nsfw
Austin Cook
Hey hey people
Luke Allen
Ryder Martin
Just the fact that you can spank women in this game makes it 10/10 in my book.
Joshua Jackson
Watching SuperBestFriends play this game was cringe.
>shitting on gay dudes boss fight
>purposefully avoiding spanking women
>constantly saying that the game is "dated" and "from bad times" or something
Why people today are so fucking cucked.