ITT: female vidya game characters you want to mercilessly mating press

i love hags

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i am talking to these damn pedos that are ruining the board with their mental sickness
also what do you mean losses

aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

only low test males would resist

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yes i would not resist asking how old is she and calling her parents if she's underage for attempting to seduce someone

but i want midna to overpower and reverse mating press me, forcing me to cum inside her

What are you trying to say?

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Cringe.

what vidya is that from?

>mating press
Words never spoken by anything other than incels. Why is this?

nope, my ex-gf would joke about it all the time while we were doing shit. would joke about me mating pressing her and her locking my torso to hers with her legs so that I couldn't pull out, some chicks dig that shit.

Solatorobo

mantis, is that you?

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i don't think you're the real John M. as he wouldn't be so sarcastic

Jesus christ that chub

For me it's Tewi.

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stop posting this goblin
i've never fapped to it and i dont plan on starting now

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Merveille Million from Solatorobo :^)

true form midna or fuck off

I imagine everyone that uses these type of worthless threads as a late thirties very round but small in height bearded male, with a weak jaw and mild ED problems who probably works as an IT tech programmer and considers himself okay with women despite only ever having sex with the very occasional prostitute.

Pic related

It's not a chub.
It's what she gets for getting mating pressed so hard

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Damn dude, that's a lot of projecting you're doing. You feeling okay?

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Sexualizing Midna is a meme, nobody actually jerks off to her imp form.

You didn't seriously consider fapping to her, did you user?

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user, please stop. I can't take any more of that puffy imp pussy

>you will never find midna alone in a forest sitting on a rock, when you get close enough you grab her from the back with one hand on the thigh and neck then force her onto your cock and hear her scream louder every few thrust mindbreaking her everytime your cock touches her womb, till she gives up and consents then follows you around afterwards and begs to be pounded daily

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All day every day

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not funny

>late thirties
no
>very round
no
>small in height
no
>bearded male
three day stubble, good job you got that right
>weak jaw
no
>ED problems
had to google what ED problems are, no
>IT tech programmer
no
>okay with women
no
>having sex with the very occasional prostitute.
no

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wait what, i just saw that full image 5 minutes ago

i know nothing about the goblin, so i don't even know what form is what

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will the real John M. please stand up

Midna a cute.

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